I hate Hershey's chocolate.  Any true chocolate lover will tell you that Hershey's is made from an inferior bean and has so much milk in it, it is less milk chocolate and more chocolate milk.  I can say this without the bias that comes from having beaten Milton Hershey in a round of fisticuffs in 1906.  Believe you me, the tubby bastard had that drubbing coming!  I always hated the way he would play with his mustache, like some Spanish dandy simply festering with a variety of venereal illnesses.  Not that Milton Hershey had any venereal illnesses.  He would have had to know the touch of a woman to acquire such a malady.  Oh do not believe the lies dear friends!  Milton and Catherine told the sad public they were unable to bear children, but the truth gentle reader is that sweet Cathy could not bear to touch such a reprehensible creature!  Bah!  Hershey's chocolate is not fit to be used as ballast!