Term: Summerterm, 2002 Name: Bean Times Late: Not Late? Current Grade: 9 Grade next year: 9 Age: 48 Years completed in secondary school: 33
Subject Mark Comments
History 35% He has no sense of history. But then, of course,
he has no sense. T.A.P.R.
Chemistry 53% He is inventive. As a result, form SB is lucky to
be alive. T.A.B.
Mathematics 94% An obnoxious, self-satisfied, self-centered, shabby,
dribbling, bone-idle, toadying cow-pat of a pupil;
his most revolting quality being that he is quite,
quite brilliant. M.J.L.
Physics 65% Very encouraging. A boy died when co-operating with
his lie-detector experiment, as you know, but never-
theless the exam results were excellent. Mr. Hult
Geography 54% A surprisingly good result considering he only
succeeded in finding the classroom twice this term.
K.W.
Biology 41% He really has *no* idea, but then hopefully he will
never breed. P.A.B.
Religious
Knowledge 25% No progress this year, sadly. He once claimed that
he worshipped the God of Lemonade which rather
confused us all, I'm afraid. N.N.
Art 58% He draws well, but has difficulty with nudes
(looking at them). P.B.
