P.S. this is not the same as my advice column!
I recently went to your website and noticed that you aren't that origional. I also thought that you needed more pictures up, and I found it quite boring. Maybe you could spruce it up a little, and add a lot to it. I think it's great that you've put up a website, but frankly, I don't think it's going to win any awards. I do, however, like the rumours page. Go gossip!
Sincerely,
J. Brant
REPLY:
Thanks for your constructive criticism. I can always use advice on how to make my webpage more enjoyable for the viewer. And thank you for the compliment on the rumour page. I was afraid that people were going to be offended by it, but it turns out, I was just being stupid. As for the pictures, they are coming soon, so don't you worry! I already explained that, so you can kiss my ass. Or not, whichever you prefer.
Thanks again for the advice,
Mr. X
You Suck.
Sincerely,
Laughing At You In Little Rock
REPLY:
Well, it looks like we have a scholar here. And to even make up a witty name for themselves, as if I wouldn't know who they are. Nice.
Mr. X
Your site f**cking sucks a**.
From,
Some Dumbass Who Didn't Have The Balls To Sign Their Name...
REPLY:
H*y d*ps**t; y*u w**dn't kn*w h*w to wr**e a g**d pi*ce of hatem**l if yo*r d*g b*t y*u in t*e a**!
Mr. X
