| Well what can I say, that is an amazing story Darren, yea I like it a lot, some good special effects and shit, yea...liked that yea... anyway seeing as you wrote the story about your first mushroom trip, which I was actually present at and know you were going crazy like a little polish shoe polisher, id like to write a story about my first tie trip...yes tie trip... you see we were going to the cinema and I was with a few mates and I walked past this tie shop and something odd caught my eye, it was flashing for only me because when I asked my buddies around me if they saw anything flashing they didn't respond with yes nor no, they simply looked at me and look at me and looked, then looked away then looked at me then looked, so I looked....at the shop window and walk straight in... upon arrival this Latina women asked me for my number, I said yes id like the tie please, the one over there, she then went and got it for me and placed it in my hands along with her bra, I said you sell bra's aswell she said no, so I asked if I could file a complaint about false advertising....sweet... yea, but as I was paying for the tie it suddenly jumped up onto my neck, I thought I was going to die because it squeezing the life out of me, I quickly untied the tie from around my neck, threw it onto the ground and stamped on it, then paid for it... as I was walking out of the shop the tie was fixed into the palm of my hands, but as we were getting the tickets for the cinema, around 40 minutes later I started to feel the side effects of the tie... i quickly ran to the bus station to get a bus home, but the bus was taking forever so I sat down, right about then the tie clinched my fists and I started punching myself in the stomach, it was hilariously painful, then I shouted out "help iv purchased a tie and I don't know what to do", but the people just walked on by... then suddenly the tie smashed the bus station's window with my own fist, but it was wrapped around my knuckles so it didn't leave scaring and luckily the police didn't see, so I proceeded onto her bus... when I was up there the tie was still clinching my hand, I didn't know what to do so I bent over and but my arm around an old lady to see if it would jump off my hand and grab hers, but it didn't happen... yea... it didn't happen... at every traffic light i thought the police was going to pull up and look for a crazy teenager on the bus, I was gettin even more paranoid with the tie wrapped around my hand... it was mad.. when I was next to my house I phoned my brother who wasn't in and he said that I needed to boil the tie before I put it on, I said "boil the tie, what r u, crazy?", but he then proceed the call with "no I don't purchase ties and then wear them straight away, I think you're the one that's crazy, Christ, who buys a tie and doesn't boil it", so I put down the phone and stepped into my house... my mum looked at me and asked me if I was alright, I said yes im kool, but ran upstairs as fast as I could and as soon as I got into my room I took off all my clothes except for the tie and lay down, it was amazing, I said to myself "now I know why the side effects were negative, its because the tie was jealous of the other clothes" so I quickly took got up when I was ok again and walked outside naked, I looked up at the clouds and they just looked amazing, they were so awesome, they were moving in an awesome way, I loved it and so did the tie. When I got to the cinema everyone was looking at me, I don't know why, my tie was awesome, but anyways I got into the cinema and "linked" with my friends again, they admired my tie, it made me feel good, I got a bit excited and suddenly a pole blocked my view of the screen, yea a pole, sweet, u like that, I do... sweet... but anyway, yea, as soon as the pole got smaller a massive, huge tie was on screen, the side effects were still present, but less dramatic, and it looked like the tie was out to grab me... it was mad... and that was my experience with the tie and it will not be the last... |
