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| One day, at the SRSS.co.uk forums: deathwish: Hey, where's Moose? I haven't seen him here for months. Kal: I dunno. I spoke to him a few months ago. He said something about completing his moose collection, and I haven't seen him since. sicness: That's pretty strange. Kal: Well, that's Moose for you, he's very strange. Meanwhile, in outer space: Moose: (riding on the back of a giant moose, wearing a spacesuit) I did it! I finally captured the legendary giant moose from the planet Moosema! Now I have collected all moose! (A man in a spacesuit stops him) Moose: Who are you? Man: Greetings. I will only let you pass on one condition. Moose: What's that? Man: You must give me a bar of soap. Moose: Soap? Man: Yes. My name is Hans, and I am the chairman of the Rod Stewert fanclub in Ueberlingen. While I am in the bathtub, I find myself getting hungry, so I must eat soap. However, I have eaten all twelve kinds of soap sold in Ueberlingen - I am the chairman of the Rod Stewert fanclub in Ueberlingen - so I built a spaceship with the help of the members of the Rod Stewert fanclub in Ueberlingen - I am the chairman of the Rod Stewert fanclub in Ueberlingen - in search of new kinds of intergalactic soap to eat. Moose: (Angry) Hans: I think you and your giant moose should join the Rod Stewert fanclub in Ueberlingen. Did you know I am the chairman? Moose: No...no I didn't. (angry) Hans: Well, just so we're clear I am the chairman of the Rod Stewert fanclub in Ueberlingen. It is in Ueberlingen, which is in Germany, which is on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way galaxy, and I am the chairman. Earth is known as Planet Rod around here, after Rod Stewert, that's where the 'Rod' bit comes from. Moose: (Very angry) Hans: (raises a barrier) anyway, the fee to pass is one bar of soap. I cannot let you pass without handing over at least one bar of soap. Moose: (Very angry) Oh yeah? You think you're smart do you? Well I was in desert storm mister, and I know how to handle ruffians like you! Moosie, sick 'em! (The giant moose smashes through the barrier and eats Hans) Moose: Let's go, Moosie! (The moose runs on towards Earth) (The giant moose arrives at Earth) Moose: Hey guys, I'm back! (Kal, sicness and deathwish all arrive and see Darren siting on the back of a giant moose, which is hovering in the sky) deathwish: Hey Moose, cool new pet you have. sicness: Yeah, where did you find a moose that big? Moose: On the planet Moosema of course, that's where all the giant moose come from. Kal: :o Wow! I've got to get a picture of this! (Kal takes out his camera and aims it at the moose) Moose: No, Khalid! This kind of moose doesn't like flash photography! (Kal takes a picture. The moose throws its head back and roars in anger) sicness: (Worried) Uh-oh. That doesn't sound good. deathwish: (Also worried) Kal, I think you pissed it off. (The moose opens its mouth and creates a huge ball of energy. It fires it at Kal) Moose: No, Moosie! That'll destroy the planet! (The energy approaches slowly) sicness: (Shocked) deathwish: (Shocked) Kal: (Smiles) See, I told you guys the world would be ending soon. (The energy hits. Planet Earth explodes into billions of tiny bits) Moose: Ummm...(pats the moose) good moose... Hans: (Prying the moose's jaws open) You can't do this to me! I am a very important person! I am the chairman of the Rod Stewert fanclub in... (The moose swallows Hans) THE END |