Not that anybody should ever really need a reason to kiss, I have compiled a list of "excuses" to steal a kiss from that special someone. This started out as a tradition my wife and I have of kissing at red lights, and then it grew. Most, if not all, of these apply when you're riding in a car, but some can be applied at other times, too.
You should kiss when...
- waiting at a red light.
- crossing a county line.
- on a bridge spanning a river.
- it's Tuesday.
- the last digit on your odometer is 4.
- crossing a state line.
- the song playing on the radio has the word "Love" in it's title.
- going trough a tunnel.
- it's the 28th of February.
- your NASCAR driver takes the lead.
- your football team scores a touchdown.
- the person you want to kiss has blue on.
- you have blue on.
- going over a covered bridge.
- you pass a McDonald's.
- it's 2:44.
- you both say the same thing at the same time (kinda like "Jinx!")
- you spill something.
- you can't remember someone's name.
- the current odomoeter reading is a palindrome (leading zeros count)
If you have some others, let me know.
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Updated: 15 March 2005