The Stacho Series
Stacho is my math prof....he's from russia / somewhere around i believe.....and therefore he has interesting accent.....and stories.....XD

The Stacho Dictionary

Told u Stacho has interesting accentz......and here r some......
on the left itz the actual word
on the rite....his pronunciation...=)

area: alley-ah
determine: dat-tur-min
interval: in-te-vo-lo / in-ta-vo-lo / in-ta-lo-lo
integral: inte-go-lo
maximum: mad-di-moon
minimum: mini-moon
continuous: con-ti-mos
derivative: dee-le-la-tea
anti-derivative: anti-de-lee-la-tea
"pie" (the number 3.141592654...): pee
region: le-gion
elementary: eh-le-man-ta-ly
radius: lady-us
cosine: co-sinos
sine: sinos
tangent: tan-gone
either: a-the
method: mat-dod
series: sillies
concave: con-cow
remainder: li-minder
general: je-la-lo
alternating: au-ta-lating
either: a-da
ln (lawn): L.N.
< more might be added later >

F U?

one day during the lecture Stacho was teaching substitution
here is what he wrote:
    f(x), u=x
    f(x) = f(u) 
here is what happened:
    Stacho: we have f of x, and we sub u for x, so now we have F U
    studentz: hahahahahaha
    Stacho: huh? what's wo-long? (what's wrong?)
    studentz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    (after about 10 seconds)
    Stacho: ah-ha~! math people ah weird (math people are weird) 
    studentz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Stacho: (embarrassing smile)

Eny?

another interesting lecture.....
here is what he said:
    Stacho: for any real number.....
    (so he writes while talking)
    (studentz copy notez)
    studentz: huh? huh?
    Stacho: hmm?
    studentz: hahahahaha
    Stacho: what is wo-long?
    studentz: HAHAHAHAHA
    Stacho: hmmmmm??
    student A: (whispers to Stacho)
    Stacho: oh~! hahaha (embarrassing smile)
get this one? no? ok, here is what he wrote:
    for eny real number...

Shut up~!

enjoy~ =)
    (lecture is beginning to start)
    studentz: (noisying)
    student A: Shhhhhhhh....
    studentz: (quieter)
    (Stacho teaches for a while)
    (studentz start noisying again)
    student A: SHUT UP~!
    studentz: (silence)
    Stacho: me?
    studentz: hahahahaha

The? Then? The?

here is what Stacho said:
    Stacho: then the in-te-vo-lo......
here is what he wrote:
    Then the the interval......
="=||

Mos?

here is what he said:
    Stacho: then at most....
here is wut he wrote:
    Then at mos....
="=||

Firs?

here is what he said:
    Stacho:sup-bose the first n-dee-le-la-teas..... (suppose the first n-derivativez)
here is what he wrote:
    Suppose the firs n-derivatives...
="=||  Stacho should go practise his spelling....XD