and regularly laugh manically. to your brother, for the family's sake.
Give it all up and take off with Try to be a just, fair and liked ruler
the Princess for a life of love. whilst establishing a family.
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| Seeing the fire-breathing one close up you suddenly realise how foolish this whole smiting lark is, a sentiment only furthered when your leg hair spontaneously ignites. A huge be-teethed mouth looms large, about to bite you and chew you into thousands of tiny pieces... and so your nerve fails and you turn to run away as fast as your armoured legs will carry you. The dragon bites down anyway, and somehow manages to catch it's upper jaw on your retreating sword, hastily slung over your back. Reaching up into the dragon brain (very small) it holds the jaw open so wide that the previously unmentioned rain falls straight down its gullet, extinguishing the inner flame and killing the git. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Pulling yourself up from under the dragon body you realise you are now a dragon killer and the kingdom of Away is yours for the taking. You look out of the tower window to survey your lands, and a view nothing like that to the left assails you. The figure stood in the middle distance is in fact a beautiful princess of Away, the bizarre progeny of a Dragon. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Obviosuly you flirt outrageously with this 'broad' and she turns out to be quite the wit, making you laugh with her array of 'swamp-bistro' jokes. She (the princess) then shows you to the official rooms and you settle down to a bit of Kingship. After de-fleaing your codpiece and washing your elbow joints, you are shown the official royal quill (pictured right) and the crown jewels which are too pretty to be pictured here (the budget wouldn't stretch). The baths are really big, the bedroom a gigantic matress, etc., etc, and this is all very well and good, but what do you want to do as a new King? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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