You are the second son of the King of the Kingdom of Home, (you are pictured left) which makes you a Prince, however, you are also the second son and so entitled to no inheritence whatsoever, and, unlike most royals, will therefore have to make a living yourself. Having heard of the Kingdom of Away coming under the yoke of an evil overlord, you decide to go and save it, and claim it or your own...
This is an illustrated, interactive account of that quest. Be noble and valiant and you may just succeed!
"People of Away, let me enter and cleanse you of your oppression!" (you are a noble pillock after all)
"What? Oh, hang on a sec!" was the reply, swiflty followed by the slight lowering of the drawbridge, until it caught on the deadlock. "What do you want?" asked a head, poking around the hole.
"To save you!" you proclaim, rather melodramatically.
"Oh." Came the reply.
"Um, can I come in?" you ask, trying the meek approach.
"I could smite you?" you suggest.
"Well, that changes things a bit," the gatekeeper replied, "I didn't realise you were a smiter, however, I have to ask how you intend to smite me from the other side of the moat?"
Frustrated now, you try to bargain, "Well, will you let me in if I give you this?" you ask.
You look in your pouch: what do you give the gatekeeper as a bribe?
