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| This is a page entirely devoted to the counter at the down below here. It is my fond hope that within a few years this counter will display a number so large that infinity will have been breached and Buzz Lightyear will have to go beyond something else. |
| The Counter Page |
| (ignore the rabbits, they crave attention) |
| Notable moments in the counter history: 24th July 2004: Counter reaches the heady heights of nineteen. From here everything else seems so small. 20th August 2004: 33 reached. The goal creeps ever nearer, like a creepy crawly with no emphasis on the creepy. 10th October 2004: Now the counter perches precariously on 67. Will it rise further or fall to an ignomious death? 31st October 2004; Someone, who I can only assume to be a superhero, visited the page 19 times in this one day, seemingly just to get the counter up to 100. There it sits, in three digit glory. 5th December 2004: 120 is the number, the number being 120. So high, yet so low. What to do, say or be? Rabbits to be fed, rabbits to be petted, further rabbits to be bred, you don't appreciate the upkeep this page requires. 1st January 2005: Well, 139 is a number not often used in polite company, what with its underworld connotations, but there the counter sits now, in the new year. How rude. 3rd February 2005: Jeanne Louise Calment of France, is the oldest fully authenticated human that has ever lived. She lived for 122 years and 164 days. 164, a useful number, now proved. 29th November 2005: Perhaps it is but fate that today the counter should read 196, one number off of the year England won the world cup (the real one, none of this rugby upstartishness). Let's late a moment to remember such. 27th Macrh 2006: The counter reads 222, what beautiful symmetry! Or possibly symettry. Or other permutations thereof. Syymeetry? No, that's completely wrong. I'll do it pseudo-phonetically: SIM-EH-TREE. Phew. |