The 10 wives of Mr Rat




Decisions decisions! What is a Mr Rat to do find the right Mrs Rat? Well, the forever resourcefull Rat has drawn up his plan and has decided to select a top ten of possibly wives from the world of woman. (If Henry VIII can get away with it.....).

Below you will see the current favourites (I'm just waiting for their responces..honest) with the possibilty of new entries always appearing....





No 10. Isla Fisher
A very lovely girl who appeared in the rather crappy Aussie soap 'Home & Away' (I think she might also be in Scooby Doo the Movie).


No 9. Stacy Keilbler
A diva who appears on Wrestling television regularly to amuse the male viewing population. Sometimes on special occasions she'll appear in a very skimpy bra and panties. However, these special occasions do not happen as much as they should.



No 8. Andera Corr
Me and my mate Yaya went to stay at our mate Sean's place up in Belfast one night. While we were trying to crack on to these 2 Aussie birds who came back to the flat, this Southern Irish bloke from the flat below came up and stayed around for hours. He spewed some shite how his brother went out with Andrea and thus ruined our chances with the Aussie girls as they became more interested in him. Sean was going to hammer the fuck out of him but unfortunatly didn't.
I like Andrea.



No 7. Alicia Silverstone
Hmmm. I'm actually stumped for something to type here. All I can say is that although the 4th Batman film was piss she made it worth watching.
<----------And I really like this picture I got.



No 6. Cat Deelay
A damn good reason to get up early on a Saturday morning to watch kids TV. Unfortunatly she seems to have those 2 wank-knobs Ant & Dec presenting the show with her...



No 5. Sarah Michelle Geller
To be brutally honest I don't watch Buffy much and when I do its only to watch the beautiful people (kinda like Dawsons Creek). However I can imagine a romantic night in with young Sarah enjoying a candlelit dinner in a indoor jacuzzi with Slayer's 'South of Heaven' album playing quietly in the background....



No 4. Castilla Flockhart
Now I know there's all this politically correct crap kicking about saying that thin people can't be attractive cos if you say that then you'll be accused of causing 12 year girls to be anorexic and die horribly. Well I don't care cos i'd do her...so there!*RASP*.



No 3. Ricki Lake
Ricki became queen of the talk show (although I'm pretty sure that title belongs to Oprah but we'll not argue) after making loads of films for poofy director John Waters. Now she goes on about how she used to be fat and lost weight (just like Oprah).



No 2. Stephanie McMahon
Daughter of wrestling Tycoon Vince McMahon, Steph is not only a heir to a multi-fortune (which is always handy) but also makes wrestling even more enjoyable to watch. What i wouldn't give to have a 'wrestle' with her....



No 1. Jennifer Anniston
If there was any bloody justice in the world Brad Pitt would be killed by a rabid anteater leaving our Ratty hero to move in. To be honest I don't think much of 'Friends'..I just watch it for the eye candy (but espically ol' Jenny)



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