team
-noun
A group organized to work together
It also defines teamwork as:
team-work
-noun
cooperative or coordinated effort on the part of a group of persons acting together as a team or in the interests of a common cause
The closest things to those definitions I've seen are collective stupidity. If by coordinated effort it means everyone buying drinks and by common cause it means getting pissed then yes. Teamwork is not running around like a twat telling everyone they're not doing something right and making no attempt to help them correct it, nor is it taking the credit for 100+ peoples work. Teamwork has won wars, saved lives and resulted in the some of the best inventions mankind has ever produced. Morrisons "teamwork" has accomplished miserable twats, lost money and general bullshit.
Examples of Morrisons "teamwork" include:
Group of managers stand around talking. Supervisor groups his staff together to tell them what to do. Manager moans at supervisor that theres too many people standing around talking.
Staff member comes in pissed. Other staff member reports this dismissable offence to manager. Manager's response: "oh right" Manager then moans at sober staff member that aisle isnt tidy enough.
Department manager takes credit for departments hard work, despite doing fuck all all day, starting late and leaving early.
Manager moans at staff member for going "too slow in general" Staff member quickens up. Department manager moans at staff member for not working "properly in general" Staff member explains to department manager about managers comments. Department manager tells staff member to ignore manager.
Staff member named "number 1 in department" but expected to do the work of 4 people, moaned at when the work of 4 people isnt done. Lazy 4 people left alone.
This is a team
This is a team
This is not a team. This is a group of retards prancing about claiming they're a team when in reality they hate each other, only care about making money or where their next drink is coming from. Morrisons team my arse.
