I'll admit, I used to be something of a Star Wars fan. Not the movies, just the games. In
2003, a Star Wars RPG titled "Knights of the old Republic" was released for PC and Xbox.
Thinking RPG I thought id give it a miss but on playing it I found that it was actually
rather good, customise your characters appearance, change your clothes, tonnes of weapons,
ability to verbally abuse then kill drunks, threaten beggars, massacre people for the hell of it, throw grenades at old cunts, all the things I look for in a game. However the non
player characters were all a bit of a let down with stupid Star Warsy names, like "Carth
Onasi", a "soldier" who moans non stop about things, an alien kid called "Mission" who
lives on the street but thinks she�s so high and mighty, a hot Jedi named "Bastila" who I
liked to have walk around in her bra and panties, a stupid alien with a Russian accent,
some old guy called "Jolee Bindo" and an R2D2 rip-off known as "T3M4" All usual Star Wars
crap. Later in the game however, this murdering psychopath joins the players party:
Known as "HK-47" he exists only to kill, disgusted by the mere existence of all life,
especially humans, referring to them all as "meatbags"
Utterly obsessed with killing and taking great pleasure in the killing of everything from
innocent beggars to heavily armed soldiers, HK-47 has the in-depth knowledge to effectively
kill anything he comes across yet still speaks rather politely. He even suggests randomly throwing grenades around in a bar to "do great damage to soldier and civilian alike" Now that�s my type of character.
HK also makes a return in the second instalment for more meatbag killing, here are a
couple of videos of HKs finest moments for your viewing pleasure
