A long list of my weaponry

The following are all the firearms I own or have owned. I fired my first rifle before you had your first kiss, your first cigarette, your first drink, your first joint, the first time you got pissed, the first time you had sex. I own more rifles than you�ve tried drugs, more pistols than times you�ve been pissed, more shotguns than people you�ve fucked, more grenade launchers than you have STDs. Go ahead and envy me, pussies.

I�m not going to fill up this page with images, just type (or copy and paste) the name of the weapon you feel you�d like to see more of. Nor am I going to give long technical descriptions and data about calibre, rate of fire, weight etc. You wont find any gun related jargon here, just a list of all my firearms. Best site on the net for gun info is World Guns

Airsoft guns

Colt M4A1 Carbine. This was my first airsoft gun, and I now have 2. The customisation options for an M4 are infinite. Scopes, torches, lasers, vertical grips, silencers, and my old favourite, grenade launchers. Hell you could even attach a blender or a kitchen sink with the right equipment.

Smith and Wesson Model 586. A nice sized revolver. Nothing too fancy. I have 2, black and silver, good for wild west gunslinger impressions.

Smith & Wesson Model 29. Dirty Harry's old friend. Felling lucky? Except mine is black with a wooden grip, I�m ashamed.

IMI Desert Eagle .50AE. Everyones heard of this gun, even hippies.

SIG-Sauer P228. I have 2 of these reliable little pistols, one black, one silver. Used by the SAS, that�s the only reason I bought them.

Styer AUG. Austrian army assault rifle. Look it up, it looks...interesting.

Glock 17. Most folk have heard of Glock, boxy looking 9mm handgun.

H&K USP.40. The .40 calibre version of the USP, approved by Solid Snake.

Franchi SPAS-12. Pretty famous, mean looking shotgun.

XM-8. Advanced but little known assault rifle since the U.S. army cancelled the project. Buy one for your girl for Valentines day!

Mk-23 SOCOM. The famous Metal Gear Solid handgun, I have 2 and yes, I do have the silencer, laser and torch like the one in Metal Gear Solid. I even have a case with all that in it.

AK-47. No self respecting firearms collector doesn�t own an AK-47, everyone knows it, everyone loves it. Wooden stock and grips for extra manliness.

Colt M16A2. Everyone knows the M-16, even those dreadlocked soapdodgers.

Colt Delta Elite. Designed more for competition shooting than shooting people with, I bought it because it sounds cool. And its silver.

M1A1 Thompson. Everyones heard of the Tommy Gun. Mine is the military version through, not the gangster version. I like to hit the people I�m shooting at. Plenty wood, plenty manliness

H&K G3 SG-1. Big bastard German battle rifle. Can be used as a sniper rifle or for just firing everywhere.

FN P-90. Apparently it looks like a toy, I just think it looks interesting. Look it up.

H&K MP5 PDW. Another famous gun by famous German company Heckler & Koch (H&K), good enough for the SAS, good enough for me, that�s why I have 2.

Enfield SA-80. British army assault rifle, they bitch about it's reliability, well I�ve never had any problems with mine.

Ingram Mac-11. This little machine pistol has a crazy fire rate of over 1200 rounds per minute. Or 30 rounds per second. If you have to smuggle one gun into a club or a pub, make it this.

Air guns

Nameless break barrel air rifle with wooden stock and plenty power. Just tell the police its a BB gun and they'll let you keep it.

Crossman Rabbitstopper. "The most powerful C02 rifle in the world." Never tested that claim though. Bolt action, wooden stock and receiver.

Crossman Nightstalker. A.K.A "The goth hunter" "The Vampire hunter" or "The anything associated with that hunter" Semi-automatic, plenty power. Looks damn fine on its own, strap on a scope, torch and laser and have the above night...thingys running.

Smith and Wesson Model 586. Quality made revolver.

AK-74M. Mine used to be an air rifle, now it fires real bullets!

Makarov PMM. Same as the AK, used to fire steel balls, now it fires lead bullets

Real firearms

Colt M16A2. This also has a grenade launcher attached. You�d better hope I keep my sanity...

Remington M31 RS2. Pump action 12 gauge shotgun. Wooden pump action and stock.

AK-74M. Used to be an air gun. The grips were plastic so I replaced them with wooden AK-47 grips, much better.

Makarov PMM. Another ex-air gun. 9mm, very concealable. I�ve taken it while visiting people in a few rough areas, just in case.

Colt 1911. Most folk have heard of the "Colt .45" Very reliable and powerful.

Colt Single Action Army. Metal Gear Solid fans know this as "the greatest handgun ever made" First made over 100 years ago. I have 3, its THAT good.

Colt Navy. Another wild west revolver, mine is nickel with ivory grips. Up yours animal rights activists.

Winchester 1892. John Wayne�s preferred rifle, true wild west style.

I briefly converted an SA-80 to fire live ammo, I had a video on my bebo page for a while but they didn�t ban me for that for some reason. Click Here fore more of bebos "anti-terrorism" antics

Also I have 3 40mm grenade launchers, 2 M203s and a GP-30, a Russian made grenade launcher for AKs. Handy for firing luminous paint grenades at rabid dogs, blowing up modded Subarus, quickly putting up a smoke screen to hide your activities from the neighbours or just having the best fireworks on bonfire night.

So there you have it, a comprehensive list of all my firearms. Think you can beat it? Of course you can't, not without being an American. So do Britain�s strict gun laws work? do they FUCK. 1

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