Nobody reads ads, nobody takes the piss out of them either. Until now. If you really want people to click on your ads, make them tasteless, hateful, vulgar and obscene. Make references to AIDS, porn, paedophiles, rape, death, suicide, the holocaust. That'll get your point across, you might get in trouble but at least some dipshit clicked on your ad right? Ad designers spend ages making an ad no one will click on and make loads of cash at the same time. I could pull a better ad out my arse, theres proof of that below, and it took me less than an hour to make all these and code this page. These ads you will actually read, and some you may even have the desire to click on: