The Pink
Milkshake Story
Ok one day I was on my way home from Weaverham High School (WHS) which is a really rubbish council school and is rather rough.
And as usual on my way home I went into the town center to get the bus at stand 6 to drop me off at "Quincy's" restaurant.
It is a American restaurant just across the road from my housing estate called "Kingsmead".
I was hanging around at stand 6 waiting for my bus with this lad from "Hartford High School" which is even worse than WHS.
While at stand 6 we saw this large
MacDonald's strawberry milkshake cup which was still nearly full and the milkshake inside was melting not that
I cared.
So me and this boy, who had a face that looked like it's been pecked at by a 1000 chickens started to play
football with it, we kept passing it back to each other using our feet to kick it
across the sidewalk.
After like 5 mins of kicking it back and forth the milkshake cup arrived back by my feet again and the base was only pointing directly at my
foot.
So I thought what the heck and kicked the base of the cup really hard, all the milkshake exploded 180 degrees and sprayed 12 or 16 feet all onto this mans mint condition dark green "Peugeot".
I walked up to the
"Peugeot" almost wetting myself laughing and crapping my pants
panicking at the same time and noticed that the car now had pink dots all over the
passenger side door and the bonnet.
I knew the driver would not be amused if he saw it and knowing the state of my old school trousers
I decided to just leg it round the corner and come from behind the car and try to use my trouser leg to wipe the mess off discreetly without anybody thinking
I looked suspiciously like a thug.
Fortunately even though the plan didn't work my bus just arrived so
I legged it onto the bus, paid the money and hid myself with my school bag before the driver got back all the way home.
lol so here is my advice to you, if u ever see a drinks cup or whatever lying around DO NOT PLAY WITH IT! lol