This scene opens up in Norfolk, Virginia, where the latest edition of the eWe Wednesday Night show, known as Xplosion, took place. It has been about an hour since the show went off the air, and people are leaving. That's when Jenna Jameson's door opens, and out comes Mr. Man, who looks around, while zipping up his pants. As this is happening, interview Matt Peterson seems to be watching, when Mr. Man turns, and shoots back a little, suprised.

'The Future' Mr. Man
"DAMNIT! What the hell do you want Matt!?"

Matt Peterson
"What were you doing in Jenna Jameson's office, and why are your pants unzipped?"

Mr. Man then looks down at his pants, and zips up the zipper that would expose his, well, you know, before looking back at Matt Peterson.

'The Future' Mr. Man
"There! And what the hell do you want, Matt? Fucker spying on me."

Matt Peterson
"Well, since we're here, and basically have free time, can I have an interview?"

'The Future' Mr. Man
"Fine Matt, just quit looking at my damn zipper. Queer... Not that there's anything wrong with that."

Matt Peterson looks as if he has a tear in his eyes, beforeclearing his throat, and a camera comes into play, out of nowhere might I add, and he is all smiles.

Matt Peterson
"Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here, with the man who experienced defeat tonight, Mr. Man."

And here comes Mr. Man, standing next to Matt with a smile on his face, while looking into the camera.

Matt Peterson
"So Mr. Man, tonight, you experienced a loss against The Rock, and I need to know, does that affect your psyche for future matches?"

'The Future' Mr. Man
"Blah, blah, blah Matt. Did it affect my psyche? No, it didn't affect my psyche, you know why? Because I'm number one contender for the X-Division title still, that's why!"

Matt Peterson
"Well, before the match, you were a little cocky going into that match, I imagine it brought you're cockyness down, at least a smudge."

Mr. Man looks at Matt with a look, before looking back at the camera, the microphone still in his face.

'The Future' Mr. Man
"Matt, going into this match, I was never cocky. There's no reason to be cocky, especially going into a match with Cocky McCockerson."

Matt Peterson
"Well, it was announced by Jenna Jameson and Law's office, that next week, you will go one on one with Captain Charisma, Christian Cage."

'The Future' Mr. Man
"Well, that what I was talking to Jenna Jameson about, my match next week on Xplosion."

Matt Peterson
"That couldn't have been what you guys were talking about, you're zipper was undone."

'The Future' Mr. Man
"Stop looking at my damn zipper! Damnit Matt, you need to get laid or something, even if it's by a guy, I'm sure Alex Shelly has something for you."

Matt looks depressed once again, before snapping out of it, and going back to a half smiling state.

Matt Peterson
"Anyways, what are your thoughts going into a match, next week, against the undefeated "Instant Classic" Christian Cage?"

'The Future' Mr. Man
"Well Matt, next week, I'ma head into Alabama as X-Division number one contender, and head out X-Division number one contender, no matter the result of my match with "The Captain.""

Matt Peterson
"So, you're telling me, you might have doubts going into your match next week?"

'The Future' Mr. Man
"No Matt, I'm not. Sure, I'm facing Christian Cage, the undefeated Instant Classic, Captain Charisma, the Creepy Little Bastard. Does it matter? No. Why? Because I'm something he isn't, a number one contender."

Matt Peterson
"So, what are you getting at then? That next week you'll lie down for Christian Cage?"

Mr. Man thinks of this for a quick second, as he looks at Matt Peterson, then the camera, then Matt Peterson, then the camera.

'The Future' Mr. Man
"To be honest Matt, I doubt anybody in the world would wanna lie down for Christian. As for our match, no, I won't lie down, because I am a wrestler, and that's what I get paid to do. Just like you get paid to ask stupid questions."

Matt Peterson
"Well, he isn't exactly the easiest to defeat, he is undefeated 5-0."

'The Future' Mr. Man
"And you call that something to brag for? Yeah, defeating 5 jobbers in 5 weeks, really noteworthy. What about me? I've defeated 4 World champions, I've gone over 23 other people in the King of Xtreme tournament, I competed in the Money in the Bank, I'm the first two-time All-American champion. And too top it all off, I'm number one contender for the X-Division number one contender. As far as I'm concerned, Christian is a nobody to me."

Matt Peterson pauses for a second, but begins asking another boring, worthless question.

Matt Peterson
"Well, what about the fact that you've been on a losing streak, and him being on a winning streak?"

'The Future' Mr. Man
"Yeah, I've lost a couple of matches Matt, but that doesn't make it a streak. And even if it were, I'm still number one contender for the X-Divison title, something nobody else can claim at the minute, and like I said last week, I can no show as many times as I want, and come during my match, and tear down Cameron Hayden."

Matt Peterson
"Well, if you lose next week, and you do become X-Divison champion, like you claim, wouldn't this victory propell Christian to be your number one contender?"

'The Future' Mr. Man
"First off Matt, I don't claim to beat Cameron Hayden, I know I will beat him. As for Christian Cage becoming number one contender for the X-Division title after I beat Cameron Hayden, then I'll own Christian Cage in that future match, like I owned Elvis Jaggar Abdul Jabbar at Retribution. Just like I plan on owning Cameron Hayden and taking his X-Division championship."

Matt Peterson
"Well, you have been sounding a little cocky lately, especially since beating Elvis Jaggar Abdul Jabbar at Retribution, who hasn't been seen since."

'The Future' Mr. Man
"First off Matt, shut up, I am not cocky, I am right, because next week, I'll end Christian's undefeated streak, just like I ended Elvis black dude's, and will send Christian packing. Second off, as for being "cocky", it's for one reason, because I know in my heart, I am better then every main eventer competing for the World title, because that title is my destiny. Do you know what destiny is?"

Matt looks stumped, kind of confused, considering he's the interviewer, and Mr. Man's the wrestler, who's like 10 times bigger in body mass.

Matt Peterson
"Well, Mr. Man, I know the definition, but that's about it."

'The Future' Mr. Man
"Of course you only know the definition, but here's my definition. Destiny is something I will breathe and live for, until I get a shot to claim it. Even if it takes a few months, and when it happens, Matt, I will be the guy everybody will beg for wanting more, and get bitched for losing to."

Matt Peterson
"Well, sorry for cutting in Mr. Man, but I'm afraid that it's getting late, and we need to get leaving, but, can I have any final words for next week?"

'The Future' Mr. Man
"Okay. Christian Cage, next week, me and you, one on one, in the 6-sided ring, the night when I end the CLB's little undefeated streak, and strive my way into my future X-Division title match. So Christian, next week, I'll see you, and I'll beat you, you Creepy Little Bastard."

And with that, Mr. Man backs up, and goes back into the General Manager's office. After he enters, you can hear a loud zipping noise, and a female "woo" voice, and the camera fades to black, perverts.