ROLE-PLAY: 020 RECORD: 16 - 24 - 01
ACHIEVEMENTS: 2x eWe All-American Champion, Participent in 2007 MITB
NEXT MATCH: Nero Phoenix, Mr. Man, Duke, and Syco V. FACD, Kevin Thorn, Benji Homan, and Snake
PRE-PROMO THOUGHTS
Well, hasn't my road to WrestleMania been great? Since qualifying in the Money in the Bank ladder match at WrestleMania, I have been on a roll. Unfortunantly, this week I'm involved in an 8-man tag match. Well, perhaps we can win this match and head into the grandest stage of them all.
Scene Title: Ain't This a Bitch
Time & Date:
March 21, 2007
Location:
Hudson, Wisconsin
This scene begins from last weeks Xplosion. We see Roddy Piper is sitting down on his couch, doing some paper work, when he, and the Xplosion fans who are watching either at home or in the arena. Piper becomes aware by the second knock.
Roddy Piper: " Yeah, yeah, come on in! "
So, with Roddy Piper saying that, the door opens, and in the picture comes Mr. Man, who gets a pretty big ovation from the fans in the arena who are watching via the JumboTron.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Piper, word is, you wanted to see me tonight? "
Roddy Piper: " Yeah, Manuel, I did. First off, congratulations on your win over Victor Stone tonight, was a rather enjoyable match. "
Mr. Man looks at Roddy Piper, a little confused about what Piper is saying, knowing he's gonna do something ridiculous.
Roddy Piper: " But as know, next week is our last Xplosion before Saturday's Night ShowDown, which in return is the last show before WrestleMania. And I know that you're going to be involved in the Money in the Bank ladder match, but next week.. "
Mr. Man looks at Piper, while he's doing his little rant, then when Piper said that last thing, Mr. Man interuptes him from talking.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Alright Piper, save us both some time and tell me what ridiculous match are you booking me in this week, and who is it against? "
Roddy Piper: " Well, since both of your Money in the Bank competitors from Xplosion have matches, and I can't borrow another competitor from Chaos, I have decided that you will team up with Nero Phoenix, Duke, and Syco. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " So you want me to team up with those three guys, because, your viagra isn't working, or what? "
Roddy Piper: " Haha, no, you will team up with those three guys to face FACD, Kevin Thorn, Benji Homan, and Snake. "
Mr. Man looks at Roddy Piper, not with a look of amazement, or even a look of astonishment, but mainly the look of confusion.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Right, so you noticed everyone in this match is feuding, and you decided that you should pull a name out of a hat, or what? "
Roddy Piper: " Manny, you're a funny guy, but no, I just figured, since you have no match, why not add you in here, now I suggest you go train for next week. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Whatever Piper, I'll see you next week on Xplosion. "
And with that being said, Mr. Man leaves Roddy Piper's office, not happy, not sad, just confused, ending this horrific scene.
Scene Title: I'm on Fire
Time & Date:
March 28, 2007
Location:
Minneapolis, Minnesota
This next scene begins in the current edition of Xplosion, the last one before Saturday Night's ShowDown. This is where we see Mr. Man standing infront of the Xplosion interview set, except there's no interviewer.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now, I know what you're all thinking, where's the interviewer? Why is Manny standing alone? Why does Manny look so good lately? "
Mr. Man pauses, in order to breath so he won't die.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Well, it's simple, I am finally able to get back down to business lately. Now, you're all gonna ask me what do you mean Manny? And I'll tell you. "
Mr. Man pauses another simple little pause, trying to get the tension.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " When I came back this December from a career threatening injury, I was obsessed with getting back at one Chris Ceno, and after months of dying to get my hands on him, I beat his ass at Hell in a Cell. "
Mr. Man does a little smirk, which shows he is happy for doing what he did.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now, I can continue bashing, but that's a different story for a different time. Right now though, I'm going to WrestleMania 4, a WrestleMania which has two of the biggest main events ever, some of the best feuds ever, and even the best atmosphere ever, and this is where I will go to the Money in the Bank ladder match. "
Mr. Man pauses again.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " But now, we're here in Minneapolis, the last Xplosion before WrestleMania, and I will be involved in a huge blockbuster 8-man tag, in which I will team with Nero Phoenix, Duke, and Syco, and of course our opponets are the always entertaining Forsaken, Benji Homan and Snake. "
Mr. Man pauses..
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now I know what's going in your mind, I have no real grudge agaisnt any of these guys, and you're right. But, it doesn't matter, because I'm going to WrestleMania 4, and I am going to the Money in the Bank ladder match. "
Mr. Man pauses again, licking his lips as he has done.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " And as for tonight, on behalf of my team, I want my four opponents to know, that tonight, I, and my team, will unleash hell on each and everyone of you. We will beat you all, no matter who you are, and it may sound a little generic, but it's true. "
Mr. Man clears his throat now.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " And after it's said and done, and me and my team get our hands raised for working as a unit and kicking your ass, I will go to WrestleMania, and be known as Mr. Money in the Bank, and you know what, you all can bank on that, bitches! "
Mr. Man then walks off from the set, leaving it empty for a second, before the screen fades to black, ending this other horrific scene.
BEATEN, AND KILLED THEIR FUTURE:
K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid{x2}, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos, Xavier Serikaz, BS Punk, Benji Homan, Ciaran Michaels, Chris Ceno, Alter-NATE, Nero Pheonix, FACD, Tony-X, Victor Stone