ROLE-PLAY: 018 RECORD: 14 - 24 - 01
ACHIEVEMENTS: 2x eWe All-American Champion
NEXT MATCH: Mr. Man V. Nero Phoenix V. Alter-NATE V. FACD V. Tony-X
PRE-PROMO THOUGHTS
So, after I go to the B-show, Monday Night, I come back to the A-show, Xplosion. And on Xplosion, I have a chance to go too WrestleMania 4. That's a big dream for me, because it's freakin' WrestleMania. And in this chance to go, I get to get a chance to compete in the second Money in the Bank ladder match. My god, let's see how this goes.
Scene Title: After Chaos
Time & Date:
March 12, 2007
Location:
St. Louis, Missouri
This scene opens up after the Chaos taping's, in where Mr. Man wrestled Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter in a Chaos vs. Xplosion Challenge match. We see Mr. Man packing up his bag's, still in the arena, when suddenly someone taps him on t he back.
Mr. Man turns around, kinda quick paced, looking towards the man who had just poked him, the Xplosion General Manager, Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper let's out an old man chuckle, as Mr. Man looks on with a grin.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Damnit Piper, what are you doing here? Do you, like, stalk me, or something? "
Roddy Piper: " Take it easy Manny, I just wanna say that was a great match between you and K~Dawg, really entertaining. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Thanks Piper, I guess. I mean, it's weird that you're congratulation me, but thanks. "
Mr. Man finishes zipping up his bag, which he has all his clothes in, when Roddy Piper interupts him for a minute.
Roddy Piper: " You know what though, I think you can do better. I think you can do a hell of a lot better if something would have been on the line. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " What are you suggesting? That I would have done better if me and K~Dawg would have had his title on the line? "
Roddy Piper is now pondering at what Mr. Man jsut said, looking like he's thinking in the air.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Piper you know, even if I wanted too, his title couldn't be on the line, that would be almost as retarded as a staff member winning a title. "
Roddy Piper: " Oh shut up, I was actually thinkig of doing something else for you. It doesn't really involve a title, well kinda. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " What are you thinking in your old, Social Security, run mind Piper? "
Roddy Piper: " Well, at WrestleMania, we are having the second Money in the Bank ladder match, and you know the stip. So I was thinking about giving you a shot to enter. "
Mr. Man looks at Roddy Piper, completely forgetting about his bags, and his match with K~Dawg.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " So, what you're saying is, you think I should get a Money in the Bank qualifying match? "
Roddy Piper: " Yes damnit, I think you should get a Money in the Bank qualifying match, on Xplosion this Wednesday. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Well, if this match does indeed happen, like you're saying, who will I have to face to qualify? "
Roddy Piper: " Well, Chaos had a 6 way for a qualifyer tonight right? Well, I'm gonna do it kinda like that, except, let's make it a Five Way Fuckers. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Well, who the hell else is gonna be in the Five Way Fuckers, Piper? "
Roddy Piper: " Hmmm, how about, we have a former World champion, maybe Nero Phoenix. And how about, a former X-Division champion, like Tony-X. And maybe, we can have a former Mid-Eastern champion, maybe FACD. And maybe even a former UKW competitor, like Alter-NATE "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " So what you're saying is, I'm facing Nero Peonix, Tony-X, FACD, and Alter-NATE? "
Roddy Piper: " Yes, that's what I'm saying, those are your four competitor's this Wednesday on Xplosion. "
Mr. Man does a little queer smirk, and chuckle, before responding to Roddy Piper.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " You never let me do anything easy, do you Piper? "
Roddy Piper laughs, before leaving the locker room Mr. Man is at, and leaving Chaos, Mr. Man does a few minutes after, ending this gay Piper-Mr. Man scene.
Scene Title: Leaving Chaos
Time & Date:
March 12, 2007
Location:
St. Louis, Missouri
This next scene begins just as Mr. Man is leaving Chaos. Mr. Man is shown leaving Chaos, of course, with his bag over his should until somebody with a recognizable voice is calling him.
Recognizable Voice: " Hey Manny, hold up bro! "
Mr. Man turns around, looking all around the parking lot, until he sees the guy with the recognizable voice. That guy happens to be his opponent that was on Chaos, K~Dawg.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Key, Kurtis, what's up man? "
K~Dawg: " Nothing man, I just need to talk to you, before you left the arena. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Well, Kurtis, what's on your mind bro? "
K~Dawg hesitates a little, trying to get it to find the words to say.
K~Dawg: " Dude, I love to tell you, that was one hell of a match Manny, great match. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Yeah Kurtis, that was a pretty good match, I hope the fans enjoyed it. "
K~Dawg: " Yeah, tell me about it. Anyways, dude, I heard that you have a match on Xplosion this week, a Money in the Bank qualifier. "
Mr. Man looks at K~Dawg, kinda stunned and suprised, wondering how he heard so fast.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Dude, who told you about that? "
K~Dawg: " Piper was telling everyone in the locker rooms to tune in. So who are you facing anyways? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " I'm facing four guys, Nero Phoenix, FACD, Tony-X, and Alter-NATE, apparently Piper wanted to compete with Chaos. "
K~Dawg: " Yeah, but dude, you're facing four great opponents, are you sure you can handle them? "
Mr. Man looks K~Dawg, thinking for a second about what he had just asked, before finally responding.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " I'm not sure, I mean, there is one that I think probably has a better chance at taking it, and that's Nero. "
K~Dawg: " Well, what about the other three guys in the match, don't they have a chance at taking it. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Kurtis, of course they do, but I mean look at it, when was the last time FACD had a decent match? When was the last time Alter-NATE had a decent match? Tony-X has very good matches, but he just lost a title, that has psycological affects on you. "
K~Dawg: " Maybe, but I mean, they might all pull something out of their asses, and give you a good fight. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " There's not a doubt in my mind Kurtis, because, as hard as this is to believe, this is anyone's ball game. "
K~Dawg: " Yup, anyways bro, I gotta split, I'll talk to you later. "
Mr. Man and K~Dawg embrace, by doing some handshake that's popular with the kids these days, you know.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Yeah dude, I gotta split too, I got things today within the next 2 days. "
So there they go in opposite directions, Mr. Man to his car, and hell knows where K~Dawg went, ending this scene.
BEATEN, AND KILLED THEIR FUTURE:
K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid{x2}, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos, Xavier Serikaz, BS Punk, Benji Homan, Ciaran Michaels, Chris Ceno