ROLE-PLAY: 011 RECORD: 13 - 22 - 01
ACHIEVEMENTS: 2x eWe All-American Champion
NEXT MATCH: Mr. Man & Chris Ceno V. Sean Lewis & Dan Taylor
PRE-PROMO THOUGHTS
Four combustable elements. 2 faces, 2 heels, don't you think they would team with each other? Well, aparently someone in the upper management thought it'd be fun to see people who absolutly hate eachother to team up. That's right, myself and Chris Ceno, which is like me teaming with a turn, will take on the team of Dan Taylor and Sean Lewis. I need to wonder though, will any of these two teams be able to co-exist? We'll see.
Scene Title: Interview
Date & Time:
February 14, 2007
Location:
Phoenix, Arizona (House show)
This scene starts off in Santa Fe, New Mexico, the same city that is hosting this weeks Xplosion, in the same arena, and day as well. We see Terri standing by the big "X" holding a microphone.
Terri: " Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest, Mr. Man. "
Mr. Man walks into camera view, standing right next to Terri, who is holding her microphone.
Terri: " Now Mr. Man, tonight here on Xplosion, you are teaming up with the man who injured you this past September, Chris Ceno, to take on Sean Lewis and Dan Taylor, and thoughts? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Terri, Terri, Terri, I love how everybody that interviews me, asks the same question. But, being as I allowed you to do this interview, and not use the restraining order, I'll answer. My answer, this is the most retarded match ever. "
Terri: " While we're on that point, do you think you and Chris Ceno can co-exist in this match, while going into Final Destination? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Do I think we'l be able to co-exist? That's the question on everyone's mind right? That's what everyone's been thinking. I don't believe we'll co-exist. And before you ask, I'll tell you why. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " You know when you're going to go take a shit and the little turd stays hanging onto your ass, and then when you finally get it off your ass, the little thing goes into the toilet, and shit and piss water goes into your ass from the splash? That's Chris Ceno. "
Terri: " Wow. Anyways, back on subject, your opponents both have also have a dislike for eachother, any thoughts? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " First off Terri, don't you ever, ever, compare my hate of Chris Ceno, to this little rivalry between Sean Lewis and Dan Taylor, because the way I see it, nobody hates anybody, like I hate Chris Ceno. "
Terri: " While we're on the subject, what are your thoughts on your opponents, Sean Lewis and Dan Taylor? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Well Terri, let's see, Sean Lewis, I've faced him before, and like he said, it was a sqquash, but Sean, that was like a year ago. As for tonight Sean, I respect you, and I respect everything you stand for, but Sean, the way that pot head Piper set this up, shows it doesn't matter how much respect you have, because one of us will lose. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now Dan Taylor. Dan, Dan, Dan, Mr. Franchise. Dan Taylor, you are an asshole. Now, not as much as Chris Ceno, because that's like a torn asshole, but Dan, you're still a tight, large, muscular asshole. And tonight, it doesn't matter where you come from, where you've been, or where you're going, because I'm bringing a fight. "
Terri: " Well, we are out of time Mr. Man, any last words you'd like to say to your fans, or about your match? "
Mr. Man is given the microphone from Terri, and looks into the camera.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Chris Ceno, tonight, it's all up to you Chris, it's all up to you, because if I have to, I'll fight these two mega-stars all on my own, and at the rate this is going, I might just do that. "
Mr. Man then hands the microphone back to Terri before walking off of the set. Terri stands there for a few seconds, until she turns around, seeing special guest star from Chaos, Predator, looking at her right in the face.
Predator: " You look funny. "
Predator then walks off of the stage, leaving Terri looking at the camera confused and suprised, ending this scene.
BEATEN, AND KILLED THEIR FUTURE:
K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid{x2}, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos, Xavier Serikaz, BS Punk, Benji Homan, Ciaran Michaels