ROLE-PLAY: 010 RECORD: 13 - 22 - 01
ACHIEVEMENTS: 2x eWe All-American Champion
NEXT MATCH: Mr. Man & Chris Ceno V. Sean Lewis & Dan Taylor
PRE-PROMO THOUGHTS
Four combustable elements. 2 faces, 2 heels, don't you think they would team with each other? Well, aparently someone in the upper management thought it'd be fun to see people who absolutly hate eachother to team up. That's right, myself and Chris Ceno, which is like me teaming with a turn, will take on the team of Dan Taylor and Sean Lewis. I need to wonder though, will any of these two teams be able to co-exist? We'll see.
Scene Title: Meeting with Piper
Date & Time:
February 8, 2007, 8:56 P.M.
Location:
Phoenix, Arizona (House show)
This scene begins during a house show in Phoenix. We just saw a variety of matches, that can't really be said because I don't know the matches. Anyways, we see Roddy Piper in his office, ironing his kilt, when Mr. Man barges in
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Piper! What the hell is this that I just got? "
Roddy Piper: " What is what? "
Mr. Man then shows Roddy Piper the paper he got, showing the Chris Ceno/Mr. Man-Sean Lewis/Dan Taylor match.
Roddy Piper: " Yeah, I just made that match, and told some of the crew to give it to the participants, what about it? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Piper, I know you're old, and you're probably taking medication, but, you're teaming me up with Chris Ceno. That's like teaming me up with a damn goat! "
Roddy Piper: " I know you and Ceno hate eachother, but in case you haven't noticed, Sean Lewis and Dan Taylor aren't the best of friends. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " You're comparing the "dislike" of Sean Lewis and Dan Taylor to the hate I have for Chris Ceno? Are you insane, or just retarded? "
Roddy Piper takes the iron off of his kilt, and looks at Mr. Man, showing the Hot Rod side of Roddy.
Roddy Piper: " Look Manny, I don't care what anyone thinks. If Chris Ceno, or Dan Taylor, or Sean Lewis bitch at me in their roleplay's, I won't care, because it's final. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Alright Roddy, but I want you to know, I swear, during that match, I swear, I am somehow going to beat the living hell out of Chris Ceno, win or lose. "
Roddy Piper: " You wanna punch him, knock yourself out, but I am not having this happening during the match, you hear me? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Loud and clear Piper, loud and clear, you son of a bitch. "
Mr. Man is about to leave, when Roddy Piper stops him before walking out the door, looking at him.
Roddy Piper: " By the way, Manny, what is you secret involving Chris Ceno? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " That's for me and Chris Ceno to know, and you, and every eWe fan, to see, soon. "
Mr. Man then leaves Roddy Piper's office, leaving Roddy Piper to continue his kilt ironing, while looking at Mr. Man leave, before singing a little tune. This would then end this scene.
Scene Title: Another Worthless Promo
Date & Time:
February 12, 2007
Location:
eWe Studios
This next scene begins in eWe Studios. We see Mr. Man sitting down, in front of a wall. He looks at the camera, smiling, before speaking.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " This Wednesday night on Xplosion, we will see, probably the weirdest booking in Extreme Wrestling Entertainment history. We will see the team of Sean Lewis & Dan Taylor taking on the team of Mr. Man and... "
Mr. Man then stops speaking, shaking his head while looking down, before looking back up.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " You know what? Forget it, does it really matter? Of course not, look who I'm teaming with, I'm teaming with the biggest waste of wrestler to ever step foot in an eWe ring, plus, I'm facing two of the biggest names in wrestling today. Basically, the way I see it, it's a handicap match. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " So you know what, let's back up. August 27, 2006, SummerSlam, the biggest party of the Summer. This was back when Triple Threat was still partly around, and I was scheduled to be in my old partner, Rikku's, corner for her World Heavyweight title match. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Before I even stepped out of her locker room, Chris Ceno attacked me from behind, and tryed to play off the mystery. Then, we go to September 6, 2006, the first Xplosion since SummerSlam, and the son of a bitch attacks me and injures me for 4 months. "
Mr. Man looks angry now, and two little speakings without any action would make you angry also. He then goes back to talking.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " You know, I could continue this story on and on and on and on, but I won't. The problem is Chris, is that you screwed me. Now, we're teaming together for the first time since you attacked me, and too add an extra zang too it, it's against Dan Taylor and Sean Lewis who "hate eachother". "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Chris, I know me and you won't work as a co-hesive unite. I know we probably won't hug eachother after the match, hell after the match, I plan on giving you the biggest punch of your life to the face. But all in all Chris, we're facing two legends in the eWe, even if one of them is from AWO. Chris, I just want you to watch out, and get warned, that if I have to, I will turn on you. "
This scene ends with the screen fading to black, doing the eWe logo. Good night.
BEATEN, AND KILLED THEIR FUTURE:
K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid{x2}, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos, Xavier Serikaz, BS Punk, Benji Homan, Ciaran Michaels