ROLE-PLAY: 005 RECORD: 12 - 20 - 01
ACHIEVEMENTS: 2x eWe All-American Champion
NEXT MATCH: Mr. Man V. Ciaran Michaels
PRE-PROMO THOUGHTS
Here we are, going into the second round matches of the King of Xtreme tournament. Last week, you all saw me beat Benji Homan in one hell of a match. Even though, we do not know if he has respect for me. Oh well, it was one hell of a ride. But now, here we are, the second round matches, four matches now, not 8. And in the first King of Xtreme second round match of the night, I shall be facing Ciaran Michaels. Yes, that Ciaran Michaels. I guess as the saying goes, this shall be good.
Scene Title: Here We Go Again
Date & Time:
January 10, 2007 at 1:35 P.M.
Location:
Reno, Nevada
The scene starts off with the doors opening to the arena in Reno. It appears to be Mr. Man coming into the arena. We see some crew members pulling out some scraps of metal from the back of the "eWe" marked semi-truck, possibly for the main stage. Mr. Man walks into the arena, his bag over his shoulder.
Mr. Man starts walking into the arena, he goes forward until he is caught off guard by one of the crew members. The crew man just looks at him for a few seconds, until Mr. Man decides to speak to him.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Can I help you man? "
Crew Man: " I thought you le-- "
Suddenly Mr. Man puts his hand on the crew man's mouth. He looks at him for a second, before responding to what the crew man was suppose to say.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Alright, that's enough. I'm not doing this scene this week. I'm pretty sure all of us are tired of me talking too some dude with gay pruple text. "
Crew Man: " This text isn't gay. Your green text is gay. It makes you sound like some loser who calls out people and saying their sorry the next day because they're trying to put differences aside. "
Mr. Man looks at the crew man. He looks at him long and ahrd, trying not to be a smartass, but can't help because he is like the dude to go to to be a smartass.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Dude, you know for a fact, my cock is not locked. Why the hell would I want to sound like him? Besides, I'm tired of doing this scene, I don't wanna talk some weird ass stuff about how Ciaran Michaels is respect in the nature of me and how he is going to have a hell of a match against me, which would assume he shows up. "
Crew Man: " Alright, whatever dude. Next week we better do this scene again, and do it like you did last week, not just us insulting each other like we are for Bush versus against Bush. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Whatever dude, what the fuck ever. And as for next week, I doubt this is going to happen. I mean these people don't want to see me too some strong crew man who can lift things in tights pants, and you know why? Because the people who read this would rather masturbate to two chicks kissing, like in my last one. Anyways, peace out, possibly forever. "
With that being said, yes that get's annoying, Mr. Man begins to walk away from the crew man, doing another boring, worthless scene, that really hasn't anything to do with this week's match against Ciaran Michaels, just showing that Manny is still a line whore.
Scene Title: Just Another Interview
Date & Time:
January 10, 2007 at 6:32 P.M.
Location:
Reno, Nevada
This next grueling scene takes place in the heart of the arena in Reno. We see the big orange "X" up with "plosion" built onto it. In front of the big "X", we see Xplosion interview, and hot, what 19 year old, Kelly standing with a microphone, so you know it's going to be a interview.
Kelly: " Hi, this is Kelly. And today, I am here with the man who defeated Benji Homan last week, he is "The Future" Mr. Man. "
And so, out pops Mr. Man from the left hand corner of your screen. He is wearing a white wife beater, and some tights, and being as I'm lazy, I will not explain what color or designs the tights have.
Kelly: " Mr. Man, I would like to congratulate you on your victory last week against Benji Homan. But this week you are facing "The X-Kid" Ciaran Michaels, or what he calls himself now, XCM. Any thoughts? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Well first off, thank you. And second off, you are right, I am facing Ciaran Michaels, or XCM, or Steel, or whatever he calls himself. "
Kelly: " So, I'm guessing you have a problem with Ciaran Michaels. "
After this statement from Kelly, Mr. Man looks dumb founded. He looks at Kelly with somewhat of a smile, and laughs a bit.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Actually Kelly, you are wrong here. I have no problem with Ciaran Michaels whatsoever. In fact, I really respect Ciaran Michaels more then anything. "
Kelly: " Okay, then, as I asked earlier, what are your thoughts to Ciaran Michaels? What do you think of the man? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " What I think of Ciaran Michaels. I think Ciaran Michaels is a great man, he's been in the eWe more or less for the past three years, and he's shown his commitment to eWe by bringing his hardest. "
Kelly: " eWe management has been telling us that there may be some personal animosity between the two of you, is this true? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " It's not really animosity, or really that personal, it's not really anything, I really have no problem with Ciaran Michaels. "
Kelly: " Now Mr. Man, I need to ask you, do yo---- "
Mr. Man then puts his finger over Kelly's mouth, telling her to be quiet. He then slowly takes the microphone from Kelly's grip, and puts it under his mouth.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Kelly, let me ask you a question. Why can't ever interviewer be like you? I mean, they either ask stupid questions, or they're the stupid question. I mean both of the other one's are probably retarded. "
Kelly has a little cute smile on her face, and blushes. For you weird kinky ass people, don't whip it out. Mr. Man then slowly pushes her away from the camera.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now I know what you were gonna ask, and you know what, last year in the King of Xtreme torunament, I did lose to Steel, and as we all know, Steel turned out to be Ciaran Michaels. And when I lost to Steel last eyar at this time, I began to think out my career. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " What, I mean by "think out my career" I mean, this was one of those vocal points where I realized that I need to improve. And after this happened, I got better and better. "
Mr. Man keeps his little querky smile. He keeps looking into the camera, as now Kelly is gona from camera sight, thank goodness.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " And Ciaran, you're wrong, this isn't my way of redemption of beating you, because Ciaran, this is my way of making you a different man. Ciaran, we all know of your alcohol problems within the past few months. We know you've been on a roller coaster of a ride. And Ciaran, I'm not going to exploit you. Normal people would exploit someone who has problems like you do, but I won't Ciaran, I respect you and your tenure in the eWe too much for that. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " And Ciaran, me and you don't need no marquee in lights. We don't need our match to be sponsered by Coca-Cola. We don't need to be the match people are looking forward too. What we need is to show our fans that we are ready to step up. And I've been doing that since my return, and you've been doing it the past 3 years. And now, before we start our match, I have to tell you to do something, Ciaran... "
Right after this is said, the camera then goes off the air. And Mr. Man let's out a big sigh he did that, trying not to bore you people. He would then walk up to Kelly who is nearby.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " So Kelly, how old are you? 19? 20? "
Kelly: " I'm 19. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Well, let's see if me and you can somehow have a good time before my match. "
Mr. Man then puts his arm around Kelly's shoulders. They both then walk off as this merciful, waste of time scene goes to an end. And yes people, I'm not gonna show you what their doing before the match, you perverted bastards.
BEATEN, AND KILLED THEIR FUTURE:
K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid{x2}, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos, Xavier Serikaz, BS Punk, Benji Homan