" [ the future is here ] "

ROLE-PLAY: 004 RECORD: 12 - 20 - 01

ACHIEVEMENTS: 2x eWe All-American Champion

NEXT MATCH: Mr. Man V. Ciaran Michaels

PRE-PROMO THOUGHTS

Here we are, going into the second round matches of the King of Xtreme tournament. Last week, you all saw me beat Benji Homan in one hell of a match. Even though, we do not know if he has respect for me. Oh well, it was one hell of a ride. But now, here we are, the second round matches, four matches now, not 8. And in the first King of Xtreme second round match of the night, I shall be facing Ciaran Michaels. Yes, that Ciaran Michaels. I guess as the saying goes, this shall be good.

Scene Title: Xplosion Over
Date & Time: January 4, 2007 at 12:35 A.M.
Location: Portland, Oregon

This scene begins hours after Xplosion goes off the air. There are a few wrestlers still backstage who haven't packed up their stuff and left. There we see Mr. Man walking along, with his bag over his shoulder. He is seen smiling after he beat Benji Homan in one close King of Xtreme round one match.

As Mr. Man is walking outside to his car, he sees two groupies walk up to him. One of them is blonde, 5'2", cleavage showing. The other is 5'4", brunette, not as attractive as the first one, but still attractive, she has some cleavge showing as well. They both walk up to him.

Groupie Number 1: " Oh my god, me and Kasey here are your biggest fans. I mean, we loved how you returned, taking off that mask, I mean it took off so off guard. "

Mr. Man looks at both of them, wondering why they are so hyper. He studies them for a second before responding.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " That's nice to know. I know this might sound dumb, but who the hell are you? "

Jessica: " Well, I'm Jessica, and that's Kasey, we follow you guys on the tour a lot, especially the Xplosion. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " That's because we have better roleplaying and we have the sexiest handler of a GM alive, right? "

Kasey: " Well of course. That and the fact that you guys have more competition in the Main Event. "

All three of them, Mr. Man and the two groupies do a thumbs up and smile into the computer screen, as if they are sucking up to BJ--- Roddy Piper.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " So what can I do for you ladies? Autogrpahs? Sign your breasts? What? "

The two groupies then whisper into eachother's ear. They seem to be agreeing on something. Mr. Man looks oblivious to what their saying, probably because he can't hear them worth a shit.

Jessica: " Well, next week you're facing Ciaran Michaels in the second round match right? Well, if you beat him, we'll have a three way with you. "

Believe it or not, Mr. Man looks shocked. Not the gay Don kind of shocked, more of the "oh my god I might get some in a roleplay" kind of shocked. He then smiles after the shocked reaction went away.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " You guys want a three way with me? Then why don't you show me a little, a little lesbian action? What I mean is, kiss eachother. "

The two girls look at eachother, before nodding to one another and start getting close and kiss eachother. As they are kissing eachother, one of them starts to un buckle the bra from behind, that's when Mr. Man steps in.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Alright, that's enough. I'm not saying that I'm gay, I'm just saying, there are some pretty creepy people. Most of them are Don or people from Chaos. And well, they might start whipping out their dicks for this scene, and we don't want that. "

The groupies both nod. Yes, they aren't speaking anymore, got a problem? Fuck you. Anyways, they both look at Mr. Man, who thinks about something, possibly the meatball sub he had for dinner.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " And as for your three some, I might take up that offer. I mean, hey, this may be the internet, but I've always wanted to write a sex novel. "

The two girls seem happy and jump up with joy. Yeah, I know. They then start drifting away, because they fuck their brains out all the time, until one of them says something.

Jessica: " What about Ciaran? If he wins, who are we going to have sex with? "

Mr. Man looks at them, extremly pissed off now. He sees them acting retarded as usual, and then he says something.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " As for Ciaran. That guy has mad props. He has gone through drinking disorders, and he is finally back from the place where alot of us have gone through. He beat James Ceno, and as of that result, James Ceno tried chopping his balls off. And it will be my honor to face him on Xplosion. "

Mr. Man then looks at the two groupies, eyeing them for about half a minute. Before he smiles.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now as for you two ho's. Next week, I'll find a person for you too give a three some too. Not Chris Ceno, he's dreaming of raping his child. I'll probably give you someone like Seencockislocked, I mean, he's a dick, he'll probably enjoy you breaking his. Now if you'll let me, I shall be leaving to my motel room to get some sleep. "

And just like that, this scene ends. Mr. Man starts walking over to his car and puts his bags in and gets in. Nothing special about that. Am I gonna give you the details of the car? Hell no, you fucking stalkers, now read the rest of the roleplay.

Scene Title: THIS IS GONNA SUCK
Date & Time: January 4, 2007 at 1:07 A.M.
Location: Portland, Oregon

This next scene begins in a motel room in Portland. Mr. Man, who just got offered sex in the last scene, is now going to his motel room, going to get some sleep, tired from the match he had against Benji.

He then goes to walk inside of his motel room, and when he walks in, he sees the most repulsive thing ever, even worse then Seencockislocked's attitude. He sees a fat woman, who is wearing a tight shirt that say "I'm 30 And I E-Fed" and some pants with her buttpeice saying "CUTIE", on her knees, with a short and fat man, wearing glasses, probably still a virgin, and his giving him a blow job. Mr. Man looks repulsed and speaks up.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Oh my fucking god! What the fuck is this? Why the fuck did you break in here and do this?! "

The woman, then moves from where's kneeling at, and turns around, showing her fat cheeks, and you can see white stuff dripping down her lip, looks at Mr. Man. The same goes with the man, who happens to have a pretty small penis, seemingly half chinese.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Damnit, how many times do I have to tell you Don, I'm not joining your shitty e-fed, and you RO, go away. "

RO by now is standing up, looking at Don, standing by Mr. Man. Mr. Man then looks at Don, who was zipping his zipper to his pants, and caught his penis in it. It didn't seem to hurt him as he was just sitting there, looking around.

Don: " Alright RO, get out of here, I got to talk to this guy alone. But remember RO, you're still the best roleplayer alive. "

RO: " Okie Don. Hugs and kisses Mr. Man, huggles. "

RO then leaves the motel room, probably going to eat, but who is suprised? Then Don is crossing his legs looking at Mr. Man, probably there to offer to suck his dick like everyone else has tonight.

Don: " Mr. Man! I want to give you an offer! Now I heard that you are in eWe's King of Xtreme tournament, facing Ciaran Michaels who last week beat James Ceno I hear. Not that I check the boards. Anyways, how about you come to AWO and you can be the top dog? "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now why the hell would I leave eWe for some shitty second rate e-fed that would make Seencockislocked look like Sean Lewis? "

Don: " But listen to me. How about, Mr. Man next AWO World Champion. Imagine it, can you? I can, I can imagine him at the top of the ladder. "

Mr. Man looks at Don, before realizing something. He then thinks out soemthing for a few minutes, before putting his plan into effect.

Don: " And as for the King of Xtreme. Heck that. Imagine, King Mr. Man, the rule of the AWO kingdom, I mean everybody would drop onto their knees when you enter the room. You'll even have royal servents. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " So, let's say I join AWO right now? Will you be my royal servent Don? Will you be the one who does everything I tell you too? "

Don: " I do to everyone else, just tell me what to do, and I'll do it. I promise. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Mr. Man then thinks for a second, before he decides on something quite embarassing. He then takes out a camera from the drawer and puts it on a table enar him, he then sits down and looks at Don. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Okay servent, get on your hands and knees and be my footrest. "

And like always, Don gets on his knees, before switching over to rest on his hands as well. Mr. Man then puts his feet on Don before grabbing the camera up and taking a picture.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now servent, start taking off my shoe, slowly and easy. I just had a long day so the dogs are killing me, plus they probably smell, you know athlete's foot. "

Don then shurgs, before he starts pushing Mr. Man's feet off of his back. As this happens, Mr. Man looks at Don and begins screaming at him.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " No you dumbass! Do not move me from my comfort zone you fucking idiot! I have a huge week to prepare for Ciaran Michaels, and you have to rest my feet! "

Don: " Sorry my king. I will try not to move your feet next time. Please forgive me. "

Don then takes a few minutes to take off Mr. Man's shoes, while still having Mr. Man's feet on his back. He tries long and hard before they plop out of the feet space.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " You bumbling idiot! I said slow and gentle! Not hard and sharp! You could have broken my freakin' ankle! "

Don: " Once again my king, forgive me. I did not mean to do it that way, it's jsut you told me to take off your shoes with me on my hands and knees and it's hard that wa-- "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Silence! If you want my forgiveness, I want you to lick and kiss my feet! And if you don't I will never sign a contract for AWO. "

Don then does what Mr. Man told him, being the desperate nerd he is. And he begins to lick and kiss Mr. Man's feet. As this is happening, Mr. Man is taking pictures, showing Don doing these.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now suck my toes! Do it or your king will never sign a contract with AWO! "

And as he is told, Don does this. He begins licking and kissing Mr. Man's foot, just as Mr. Man is snapping another picture of this.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now! Get some lotion, and start rubbing my toes, and after you do this, sniff my toes and rub your face against them! "

So after this, Don gets off of his knees, looking all over the motel room for lotion. And just as this is happening Mr. Man turns his second cheek towards Don.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " You sick fucker! What the fuck is wrong with you? I can't believe you did all this jsut so I could go to your crummy ass promotion. I would never go to AWO, I'd rather fuck Johnny Doom and the boy who's cock is locked then go to AWO, Just fuck off! "

After this is said, Mr. Man goes to grab his bags and leaves the room, scuffing at Donald Hinson before just walking away. On his way down, he meets up with RO, who is stuffinf a hot dog down her throat, almost choking.

BEATEN, AND KILLED THEIR FUTURE:
K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid{x2}, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos, Xavier Serikaz, BS Punk, Benji Homan

<div id="footeraddiv" name="footeraddiv">Hosted by www.Geocities.ws</div> <br> <center> <div> <script> atOptions = { 'key' : '5046d8ab865606a85a55c357926403c9', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 90, 'width' : 728, 'params' : {} }; H5jewqpdjh6y = /geocities\.ws$|geocities\.ws\/$|geocities\.ws\/index\.php|geocities\.ws\/archive|geocities\.ws\/search|geocities\.ws\/terms-of-use\.php|geocities\.ws\/terms-of-service\.php|geocities\.ws\/about\.php/i; t38193jfrdsswdsq = document.URL; H5jewqpdjh6yfound = t38193jfrdsswdsq.search(H5jewqpdjh6y); if (H5jewqpdjh6yfound == -1) { document.write('<scr' + 'ipt type="text/javascript" src="//violentenclose.com/5046d8ab865606a85a55c357926403c9/invoke.js"></scr' + 'ipt>'); } </script> </center> </html></object></layer></div></span></style></noscript></table></script></applet><script language="JavaScript" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mc/mc.js"></script><script language="JavaScript" src="http://us.js2.yimg.com/us.js.yimg.com/lib/smb/js/hosting/cp/js_source/geov2_001.js"></script><script language="javascript">geovisit();</script><noscript><img src="http://visit.geocities.yahoo.com/visit.gif?us1255539437" alt="setstats" border="0" width="1" height="1"></noscript> <IMG SRC="http://geo.yahoo.com/serv?s=76001086&t=1255539437&f=us-w7" ALT=1 WIDTH=1 HEIGHT=1>