ROLE-PLAY: 002 RECORD: 11 - 20 - 01
ACHIEVEMENTS: 2x eWe All-American Champion
NEXT MATCH: Mr. Man V. Benji Homan
PRE-PROMO THOUGHTS
SSo this Wednesday night I get a KOX Round One match. I'm facing Benji Homan. Yes, I'm facing the guy that lost to K-Dawg. But, Benji is a good promo speaker. He is one of those guys who can give you a run for your money. I mean, the dude's holding two titles, one is the X-Division champion, or as I like to call it mid-card ehaven. The other is the Pure championship, which is basically a jobber title. So Benji, get ready. Because I am.
Scene Title: One More Time
Date & Time:
January 3, 2007 at 12:35 P.M.
Location:
Portland, Oregon
The scene starts off with the doors opening to the arena in Portland. It appears to be Mr. Man coming into the arena. We see some crew members pulling out some scraps of metal from the back of the "eWe" marked semi-truck, possibly for the main stage. Mr. Man walks into the arena, his bag over his shoulder.
Mr. Man starts walking into the arena, he goes forward until he is caught off guard by one of the crew members. The crew man just looks at him for a few seconds, until Mr. Man decides to speak to him.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Can I help you man? "
Crew Man: " I thought you left. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " No dude, I haven't I've just been go-- "
All of a sudden, the man puts his finger on Mr. Man's mouth, telling him to shut up. He then looks at him weird.
Crew Man: " Didn't you do this scene last week? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " I did, didn't I? No wonder why this thing felt so familiar. "
Crew Man: " Yeah, I mean, why the fuck would you wanna do the same scene again? "
Mr. Man just looks at what the man said, and begins to laugh, thinking of what happened on Chaos a few weeks ago and some dude doing a shoot promo two weeks in a row.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Why would it matter anyways? All those computer nerds are going to read this and probably call me gay for making fun of the eWe Champion. So it's all good. "
Crew Man: " Yeah, I know what you mean, damn nerds. Except for BJ and Jay. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Well naturally. Those guys are the bomb. "
After saying that, both Mr. Man and the Crew Man look at the screen and smile.
Crew Man: " So why are you doing a roleplay like this? I mean dude, what is the point of doing this again? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " It was either that, or pull an RO and talk about nothing then how I am suppose to beat down Benji and take round, and we don't want that now do we? "
Crew Man: " Anyways, I gotta go do some shit with the stage. Same thing again next week? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Maybe bro, depends on if I want to be an asshole again. "
So both men leave the opposite direction again. Much like last week, this scene has nothing to do with the match. Just showing Manny is a line whore like everyone else.
Scene Title: An Interview
Date & Time:
January 3, 2007 at 3:56 P.M. (Interview being taped)
Location:
Portland, Oregon
This next horrifying scene starts off backstage, next to a big "X", which marks the "Xplosion" logo. Matt Peterson is standing there in front of the camera for a few minutes, with a microphone in his hand, looking as pale as a ghost, before speaking.
Matt Peterson: " Hello everyone, tonight my guest is the former 2-time eWe All-American champion, and returned a few weeks ago, give a hand for 'The Future' Mr. Man "
Cue the laugh track, as Mr. Man walks into the camera. He is wearing a gray wife beater and some jeans. He stands next to Matt Peterson.
Matt Peterson: " So Mr. Man, I want to say, along with whole eWe, welcome back from your injury. And with that being said, last week, how was it like to make a real return? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Matt, I like you dude, you ask stupid questions and still manage to look retarded. But as for the question, I wanna say it felt good. I'd have rather beat the living hell out of Chris Ceno, but it felt good. "
Matt Peterson: " Speaking of Chris Ceno, have you even seen him in within any boundries since your unmasking? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Of course I haven't. I mean, this may sound like I'm some queer named Stormfront, but he's ducking me. "
Matt Peterson: " What do you mean by ducking you? Like he sees you and runs? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " No Matt, that's not what I mean. What I mean by ducking me, is in his roleplays---promos, he does not mention me at all. I know it's not really ducking, but it hurts. "
Matt Peterson: " Anyways, tonight on Wednesday Night Xplosion, you are taking on the double champion, Benji Homan, in the King of Xtreme, round one qualifyer. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Ah yes, Benji Homan. I like him, he's cool. Sure he lost to K-Dawg after saying he's so gonna beat him, but yeah, he's cool. "
Matt Peterson: " In your professional opinion, what do you think of him? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " In my professional opinion, I think he's a good athlete. He knows how to do it to it. He came close to beat Sean Lewis two weeks ago, he beat some jobber dude named Leroy at Chill Factor, and he's double champion. "
Matt Peterson: " Well thank you Mr. Man, good luck tonight when you face the X-Division and Pure Wrestling Champion, Benji Homan. "
That being said, both the scene and the roleplay end. I hope you liked it.
BEATEN, AND KILLED THEIR FUTURE:
K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid{x2}, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos, Xavier Serikaz, BS Punk