ROLE-PLAY: 001 RECORD: 10 - 20 - 01
ACHIEVEMENTS: 2x eWe All-American Champion
NEXT MATCH: Mr. Man V. BS Punk
PRE-PROMO THOUGHTS
Can you believe it? Or are you still in shock? I know I am. I mean come on, I just came back from being under a mask for a month. And guess what, I beat Brent Acid. Falcon X is dead though, you gotta remember that. But now, my real return match. I don't have the shitty two paragraph roleplays this time. However I do still have some of that, como se dice, ring rust. But I guess I'm taking on the world's biggest jobber-errr-poser-errr-I'm taking on BS Punk. I mean I gotta get my ring savy skills back. So, BS Punk, get ready, because I'm back, and possibly better then ever.
Scene Title: Has Nothing To Do With Xplosion
Date & Time:
December 27, 2006 at 12:35 P.M.
Location:
Lisbon, Portugal (Xplosion tapings)
The scene starts off with the doors opening to the arena in Lisbon. It appears to be Mr. Man coming into the arena. We see some crew members pulling out some scraps of metal from the back of the "eWe" marked airplane, possibly for the main stage. Mr. Man walks into the arena, his bag over his shoulder.
Mr. Man starts walking into the arena, he goes forward until he is caught off guard by one of the crew members. The crew man just looks at him for a few seconds, until Mr. Man decides to speak to him.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Can I help you man? "
Crew Man: " I thought you left. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " No dude, I haven't I've just been gone for a while. I was under a mask, I was Falcon X. "
Crew Man: " Who the hell? I never heard of no Falcon X. You've got to be messing with me. "Mr. Man just looks at the man blankly. He starts to shake his head before letting out a little gay giggle.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Did you even watch Chill Factor? I took of my mask and revealed myself to the whole world. It was pretty big, like Chris Ceno coming out on Thanksgiving. "
Crew Man: " I just started working here. How would I know about any pay-per-views. Hell, I don't even watch wrestling. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Then how in the hell did you know about me leaving? I mean you have to have some knowledge if you knew I left. "
The crew man stares brightly at Mr. Man. He remains silent for a few seconds trying to think of something to say. Finally something pops into his mind and he decides to say it. Of course, he'll be a smart ass.
Crew Man: " How in the hell should I know? You're the one writing this roleplay. Besides, all I know is your facing BS Punk tonight. Some sort of match or something. Oh well. "
The crew man then walks off from Mr. Man. He swaggers off after some of his fellow crewmen call him to help with the pieces of metal, apparently for the stage.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Dude, don't blame me people are reading this roleplay and wondering what the hell the point of this scene is. I mean believe me, I have no idea what this scene is for. And for BS Punk, I have a few words to say to him and everyone else. "
Mr. Man then just shrugs before walking off from the scene. Not much really to do with the match involving him and BS Punk tonight, whatever.
Scene Title: Don't Call It a Comeback
Date & Time:
December 27, 2006 at 7:45 P.M.
Location:
Lisbon, Portugal (Xplosion tapings)
This scene begins in the actual arena floor. The Portugal fans are sitting down, waiting patiently for something else to happen. And whilst this is happening, the lights drop to a darkness, despite the facts flashes from cameras are showing.
Then "Almost Over" by Limp Bizkit plays over the speaker system. Fans get on their feet knowing who's coming. Then after the first riff of the guitar of the song, we see Mr. Man walking out from the back, wearing a black muscle shirt and some blue jeans. The spot lights are spinning all around in a shad of green, much like Christian Cage in TNA.
Mr. Man then does walk down the ramp, hearing fans cheering, seeing signs in the audience. He evntually hits ringside, before walking up those steel steps, and into the ring. While he's in the ring, he grabs a microphone from the ring announcer, as his music and the lights show stop. He then starts hearing the chants of "MI-STER-MAN" in the arena.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Before I start out this following promo, I have to say something.... HE'S BACK! "
The fans go absolutely crazy after hearing this. Signs of Mr. Man start going up, and basically every fan just stand up clapping for the statement.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Now I bet everyone's wondering why I tricked you all? Well, I'll get to that, jsut be patient. But before I do, there are certain issues I want to get off to as to start on this."
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " First off, while I was gone, I read reports of backstage incidents. I mean, come on, we had so many arguments. Over nothing really. Then, the All-American championship changed hands every fucking month. That doesn't change. Hell, two out of our three past World champions are nothing but pricks, and I ain't talkin' about Nero Phoenix. "
The fans go into another pop, knowing the two men Mr. Man was talking about. Mr. Man looks at the fans, and smiles, knowing he is getting good wind.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " And who can forget? The whole Final Cut thing. I mean we had three shitty teams, and Xplosion winning. Everyone knew that was going to happen, this is frickin' Xplosion. And did I mention that Roddy Piper won the All-American Championship? The title went from James Ceno to Roddy Piper. That's like taking a shit out from the toilet and putting it in your mouth. "
You can hear fans laughing in the distance from what Mr. Man just said. Mr. Man looks at the fans and smirks, knowing he's pumping them up.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " And who can forget the promos? While I was injured, I've heard some of the most retarded promos ever. There are exceptions, I mean hear's one of the best ones that's gone down in the past month, let's turn ourselves to the Jumbo Tron. "
-Chris Ceno evilly smiles and shoots the Camera man twice. The camera falls to the floor. Chris puts the gun down. He grabs the camera and points it at himself. The blood dripping off her face. He is starting to slur and is full of rage in his eyes.-
Chris Ceno: SEAN THIS IS YOUR FUTURE! THIS IS YOUR FATE! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW FOR THE KING OF THE EXTREME! Truly I am the most extreme, volatile, psychotic superstar eWe has EVER seen. TONIGHT I SHALL PROVE IT! YOUR PAIN IS MY GLORY! Slug I WILL TRAMPLE YOU! I WILL SEXUALLY MOLEST YOUR CAREER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING TONIGHT! YOUR ASS WILL LITERALLY BE MINE!
Mr. Man looks at the footage that just hit the tron, and begins to laugh. He looks at the fans, seeing most of them are quiet from the footage.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Come on you gotta admit, Chris Ceno doing a rape joke is like Johnny Chaos trying to do it shoot style. "
The fans remain quiet. Mr. Man notices this and shows how his spark is about to run out, so he changes his topic.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " So. Now it's time to explain. Explain as to why I used the mask and the Falcon X name. I did it because I needed to get inside Chris Ceno's head. I did it because I wanted to get closer to my revenge on him. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " What some people don't get is my hatred for Chris Ceno. After he blasted me in the head with the steel chair, about six times, I hated him. "
The fans see Mr. Man change from the fun loving guy, to a more focused guy all in a few seconds.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Chris, you know what you did to me. You know what you did. And you know what Chris, you couldn't keep me down. So I hear you send BS Punk to come and get me. It's good, because I'm going to treat him the way I want to treat you. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " BS Punk, I have no problem with you, but you join Chris' side of the court. And that makes you my enemy as much as Chris is. So BS Punk, you should do something Chris Ceno and everyone else should have done. BS Punk, I'm going to show you ruthless agression I've been hiding for four months. I'm going to make sure your body hurting sents waves to Chris. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " And BS Punk, next time you wanna change yur gimmick, don't steal other people's gimmicks. Oh and I also have something to say to you and Chris Ceno... "
Then "Almost Over" by Limp Bizkit hits the speakers system again. Fans get onto their feet, looking at the sight of Mr. Man leaving the ring and going up the ramp, ending this roleplay.
BEATEN, AND KILLED THEIR FUTURE:
K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid{x2}, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos, Xavier Serikaz