THE FUTURE IS HERE!!!


'Record'
008 Wins - 017 Loses

'Next Match'
Mr. Man .V. Johnny Chaos -All-American Championship-

'eWe Acheivements'
#9 Xplosion Draft Pick, 1x eWe All-American Champion

'People Thrown To The Past'
K~Dawg, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos


'Forward'
Mr. Man, a 28 year old wrestler, from Miami, Florida. This week, he will take on a man who he has never faced one on one, Johnny Chaos, for Johnny's All-American championship. Will Johnny Chaos overcome this match and retain his championship? Or will Mr. Man take back what's rightfully his? Find out this Wednesday night on Xplosion, only on Fox Sports Network.


" THE FUTURE! "


No Problemo

'Scene One - Interview'

The scene begins in Fargo, North Dakota. Superstars are arriving into the arena. However Mr. Man has been in the arena for most of the day, training and getting ready for his match.

Suddenly, Terri Runnels goes into the gym room where Mr. Man is training at, and waits for him to stop his training and weight lifting.

Terri Runnels
Hey Mr. Man I need to talk to you.

Mr. Man turns around looking at Terri, wondering what she wants.

'The Future' Mr. Man
You need something Terri?

Terri Runnels
Yeah, can I have an interview?

'The Future' Mr. Man
What now, right this minute?

Terri Runnels
Well, not now if you don't want. We can do it later.

Mr. Man looks at Terri, putting his arm over her shoulder.

'The Future' Mr. Man
We can do it now, I mean, I'm not busy.

Terri Runnels
Okay, let me go get the camera crew, and I'll be back in 5 or 10 minutes.

Terri runs off going for the camera crew, while Mr. Man continues his training. A few minutes later Terri comes back, with an eWe collared microphone in hand, and the camera crew with her. She starts hearing the countdown for the camera to start, with Mr. Man still training.

Terri Runnels
Hello everybody, and I'm hear waiting word from Mr. Man.

Mr. Man is still doing his training when Terri goes up to talk to him, thus making Mr. Man stop in his tracks.

Terri Runnels
Now Mr. Man, tonight you have one of the biggest matches of your life. You're gonna take on Johnny Chaos for his eWe All-American championship.

'The Future' Mr. Man
You're right Terri, this could be my most important match in my eWe career, I mean it's for a title I never got pinned for.

Terri Runnels
It's been over a month since you were last in the All-American title picture, you have to feel iced out of the match.

Mr. Man starts getting somewhat of a smirk on his face, before responding once again.

'The Future' Mr. Man
You know Terri, you're right. I've been iced out, but I've been waiting patiently for this title shot, and I'm not letting it slip.

Terri Runnels
It's been noted in the past few weeks you've been angrier and more intense, since losing the All-American title, but tonight you seem more calm, any reason why?

Mr. Man stares at Terri for a second, before turning back to the camera that is in his view, getting ready to explain.

'The Future' Mr. Man
The reason I am more calm Terri, is because, as I stated earlier, I've been waiting patiently for this shot, and now all my anger and pent up agression from the past few weeks is gonna come out on Johnny Chaos.

Terri Runnels
Alright, my last question for you is, there is some rumors going on saying that you have a problem with Johnny Chaos, can you clarify that?

'The Future' Mr. Man
Well Terri, these rumors are true. But I am not going to reveal why I have problems with Johnny Chaos, at least not yet. And just so I can clarify something else, I'm in the best shape of my life, I've been training non-stop all week, waiting for this match.

Mr. Man then looks at Terri, waiting for her response.

Terri Runnels
Well thank you Mr. Man, and we will see Mr. Man in action taking on Johnny Chaos with hopes of regaining the All-American title.

This scene ends with the camera going off and terri saying thanks, and going off to the opposite way, leaving Mr. Man with doing some more training.

'Scene Two - Relaxation Time'

This scene begins in the locker room of Triple Threat. Mr. Man is in the locker room all alone, playing a PlayStation 2, which has the game "Xplosion 2". Mr. Man is playing different characters in the season mode, when Blue Panther walks in.

Blue Panther
Dude, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be training for your match tonight?

Mr. Man begins to respond, not taking his eye off of the game.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Chris, I've been training all damn week, I'm just trying to relax.

Blue Panther
You know how I relax? A nice warm bath.

Mr. Man, still eyeing the game playing, begins to nod his head at Blue Panther's comment.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Dude, sometimes I wonder if you're straight, then again, people wonder if I'm straight, because we grapple guys.

Blue Panther
I'm serious, after matches I go to my hotel room and take some good fucking baths.

Mr. Man begins to laugh at Blue Panther's comments, still eyeing the game.

'The Future' Mr. Man
You know Chris, you're lucky you're my bro.

Blue Panther also begins to laugh after that comment.

Blue Panther
So, where's Rikku? Wasn't she here before I left the room?

'The Future' Mr. Man
Yeah, I sent her out to buy some newspapers, or some shit like that.

Both men begin laughing, before Blue Panther drops the ball.

Blue Panther
So, I was wondering, what's you're problem with Johnny Chaos? I mean, since I've been here I've never noticed anything between you two.

Mr. Man pauses the game controller for, looking towards Blue Panther.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Chris, I've told everyone, I'll tell it all later. You're like the 5th one to ask me all day.

Blue Panther
Sorry man, I just wanted to find out before everyone else does.

Mr. Man gets up from his spot, turning off the PlayStation, looking at Blue Panther.

'The Future' Mr. Man
I know Chris, now if you excuse me, I have to go put on my ring gear.

Blue Panther
Alright bro, see you later.

This scene ends with Mr. Man leaving the room, going to another room where his bags and gear are at.

'Scene Three - Explanation'

This scene begins in a room with bacground of all the former eWe stars. It shows Mr. Man standing there right in front of the backdrop, looking into a camera.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Now, I know what everyone is thinking. The same old Mr. Man promo. Blah blah blah, but no, this isn't going to be anything like that, this going to be different.

Mr. Man then does a fake smile, like it's a parody.

'The Future' Mr. Man
For weeks and weeks, I've been hearing people stating they never lost the All-American title, or people stating they want it when they already have a title, but my story is nothing like that.

Mr. Man looks like he's going down memory lane, looking up at the lights for a second, before turning back to the camera.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Late November, 2004. I signed a contract for part time in eWe. I came into this promotion happy and ready to arrive. December 4, 2004, I enter a Triple threat ladder match for the X-Division title. While I'm in that match, I landed wrong on my shoulder injuring it.

Mr. Man looks at the camera still, doing a real smirk.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Now I bet everyone is wondering what does this have to do with Johnny Chaos, well let me tell you. While I was injured, I got a call from Mr. Chaos, who at the time was the owner of eWe, and what does he tell me? I have to pay for my own surgery.

He looks up at the lights yet again, reminising everything from the past.

'The Future' Mr. Man
But don't think I'm done, because I'm not. After rehabing for months and months, I return at the Grandest Stage of them all, expecting at least someone to welcome me back, but no one did, only one man spoke to me that nice, and that's Johnny Chaos, but it wasn't in kindness, instead, he docks me two months pay for being out on the injured list.

'The Future' Mr. Man
But don't worry, my pain dosen't stop there, I'll get to the rest later. Now onto recent times. Johnny Chaos, he's part of EWECW, the most pathetic attempt at a faction ever. But I have to give some credit to Johnny, he does pull of qualities of old ECW alumni. Well it's not exactly him, it's his wife Drama, and that is just like all ECW alumni, she's all torn up.

Mr. Man laughs to himself after that joke.

'The Future' Mr. Man
You know, I could go on all night making whore jokes about your wife, but why when she's walking? Anyways, back to my little speech. Johnny, you walk around thinking you're hot shit, but let's face it, at WrestleMania II, you lost to a non-wrestler, Eric Bischoff. Then at WrestleMania III you faced another non wrestler, in Jimmy Justice.

'The Future' Mr. Man
You know, I remember when you were fueding with K~Dawg, stating you were the best own this comapny has ever had. But guess what Johnny you weren't, in fact you had the company for 3 months, and you held people like me back, you know that.

Mr. Man begins putting in some hurtful words, not even caring.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Now look at you Johnny, Mr. All-American, the greatest wrestler to hold that title, the greatest wrestler to be in eWe, at least that's what you think. You see me, I defended that title every night for five weeks, I didn't throw my weight around, I just kept defending it, then when I lose it, I don't even get pinned, you do! But still, you get the number one contendership for the title.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Hell, even at ShowDown, you took over the show for about 45 minutes because of your wedding, and you little squash against Ciaran Michaels, while I was in the back, trying not to be pissed. Johnny, I work my ass off around here, you know that, you ignorant prick, while people like you, bitch and moan about pointless shit.

Mr. Man, who is steamed, starts to calm down a little bit, realizing something.

'The Future' Mr. Man
You know what Johnny, I'm not mad, because I have no reason to be, you see, I'm saving all my anger, all my agression, ALL MY FUEL! For you. I'm saving everything and everyone who has tried getting in my way, all the anger I have from that, onto this match, and no, I'm not using the same cliche's over, and over again, instead I have to say something to you...

'The Future' Mr. Man
It's Last Man Standing Johnny, meaning anything goes, meaning, I get to beat you so bad until your bad goes limp, and your little "ECW" asshole goes down on the ground for ten seconds, while people see my angry side, the side I've been trying to hide in the back for so long, so you know what Johnny, this promo is over, so see you in the ring, and I'm getting my title back.

The scene ends as Mr. Man takes out his microphone from his chest, and throws it on the ground, leaving the room, with this taped promo over.

..::END::..


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