Thank You
| Scene | We open up our scene at Chase Field in Pheonix, Arizona. We enter into the arena floor, where the fans are buzzing away at what's expected for tonight. From there, we hear the beginning rift of "The Enemy" by Godsmack hit the speaker system. After the song plays, we see Mr. Man walking out from the back, too some pretty big heat, in normal street gear, as he walks down the rampway very slowly. After getting rignside, he gets into the ring, and does some posing on the turnbuckle. He then grabs a microphone from the corner of the ring.
| Mr. Man | Since eWe has come back from it's little hiatus, I will admit, maybe lately I haven't been performing at my absolute best. Maybe lately, my mind hasn't exactly been in the best spot. But please, be rest assured too know that no longer is that empty Mr. Man here, because from now on, the Mr. Man you all fell in love with last year, the Mr. Man who was at the top of his game is back. And after last week in my beautiful performance against Chris Hart, you can be rest assured, no more losing streak for me. Now, I have my eye on the one prize for SummerSlam, the eWe Undisputed Championship, and that's it.
| Scene | Mr. Man would pace around the ring, seeing the flashbulbs light from the cameras in the crowd, and even the cameras at ringside.
| Mr. Man | Now, last week, I'll admit, it was a very controversial week in my long career. First, Johnny Chaos comes out and tries to screw me, but luckily I was smart enough to duck a chair shot and allow Johnny to hit Chris Hart. Now, afterwards, I decide I need to get my revenge on Johnny Chaos, so, much like he did, I ran into the ring with a steel chair, but instead of hitting Johnny like I could've, I played it smart and hit Dan Taylor. Now, the reason I hit Dan Taylor, wasn't because I have anything against Dan Taylor, when in fact, it was all too help Dan Taylor, and more importantly, to help Johnny Chaos lose a match. Now, I have since heard that Dan Taylor wasn't too pleased about me helping him get his victory, and while I would normally not care, I do feel for Dan Taylor.
| Scene | Mr. Man would stare hopelessly into the crowd, seeing some pretty hot girls, and really not paying attention to anyone else.
| Mr. Man | Because of Dan's complaining, Stephanie McMahon decided to make a match tonight. Mr. Man vs. Dan Taylor. And really, I have no problem with Stephanie McMahon's match making skills, because let's face it, tonight is going to be one hell of a match. Two world-class athlete's in the ring, settling their differences in the ring. Two of the absolute best in this business facing eachother in what could be one of the greatest matches ever. Except, the only thing is, if it was in 2007. Unfortunatly, we're in 2008, and one of us isn't exactly the same person they were last year. One of us has been exposed as nothing but a fraud when it comes to wrestling skills and wrestling matches, and he isn't me.
| Scene | There would be some strong rumblings heard from the crowd in Phoenix from what was just said, but not too loud.
| Mr. Man | What most people don't realize is that me and Dan Taylor, me and him are alot alike. We both relate in the fact that we both don't give a damn about these fans. Me and him don't give a damn about anyone else in the back, but ourselves. And more importantly, all we care about is ourselves and being the top wrestler in the world. But me and Dan Taylor are also very, very different. And while I can go on and on about how we're different, I don't think I'm able too, because it's obvious our differences. But our major difference is the fact, that unlike me, Dan Taylor has never been able to break the glass ceiling like I have, and we all know that that is what Dan Taylor thrives on.
| Scene | Some more "oohs" would be heard from the crowd, catching a little bit into Mr. Man's microphone, as he continues his talking.
| Mr. Man | Last week, what I did, I didn't just do it to get my revenge on Johnny Chaos, I did it, because Dan Taylor needed all the help he could get. I hit Dan Taylor with that chair, because he is not the same Dan Taylor who last year was the Biggest Impact Superstar. This Dan Taylor is a washed up, former shell of himself. This Dan Taylor is no longer one of the best, he is just a mediocre superstar who hasn't been the same since the Royal Rumble. Because at the Royal Rumble, he entered number 30, and almost beat Rikku, but at the last second of the final hour, Rikku had the wherewithall to eliminate Dan Taylor. And since then, the Dan Taylor who dominated with the All-American Championship in 2007 has since disapeared, and no we have just your average mid-card fodder.
| Scene | Mr. Man would then smirk, holding the microphone closely to his lips, and looking around the arena while pausing just for a quick moment.
| Mr. Man | Dan Taylor, he wants to prove himself. Prove himself to be more than just the sham he has become, and to try and get the magic he had last year. But compared too me, Dan, you're nothing but second best. Now, I realize, I'm not the same guy who I was last year, but compared you Dan, I am a wrestling god. Because I have been able to do what you couldn't do, Dan, and that was climb the top of the mountain, and grab what I needed to grab. I was able too grab that brass ring. I was able too get to that glass ceiling, and grab a hammer and break the glass. Meanwhile, you were here, trying to recover over chance after chance at getting to the top, and Dan, it got you nowhere. Every single chance you got, landed you even more to the bottom, with your breaking point being at the Royal Rumble, you haven't been near the top ever since.
| Scene | More "oohs" would be heard, this time really heard around the arena, and for the folks at home watching.
| Mr. Man | Dan, you should be grateful for what I did last week, because I helped you. I helped you beat Johnny Chaos, because Lord knows, you no longer have what it takes to beat Johnny Chaos. Had I not of hit you with that chair, Dan, you would be in even worse of a rut, knowing that you lost to Johnny Chaos of all people. You should be on your kbnees, and thanking me Dan. You should be thanking me for giving you a win, a win that I could get with my hand tied behind my back! Dan, you should be groveling too me, knowing that without my help, you would have gotten yet another loss onto your belt, and you would no longer be the same old Dan Taylor from before.
| Scene | Mr. Man pauses for what could be the final time in this promo, looking at the fans, and smirking.
| Mr. Man | Dan Taylor, tonight you and me face one-on-one. Me and you are no strangers too one another, and I know we dislike eachother. Tonight, I'm going to beat you, beat you like you've never been beaten before. Dan Taylor, you are the Franchise, but tonight, you're Franchise is going out of business, because I will buy that Franchise with Gold. Tonight, you are facing the Best in the Business. The top dog in eWe today, Dan. You have a chance to prove me wrong, but as of right now, Dan, I am better than you. Everything I do is better than you, and I have a chance to get my momentum heading into SummerSlam where I will become Undisputed Champion. Tonight you have nothing against me and me, and all there is between us is air and opportunity. Now Dan, you are the past, this is the present, and The Future is Here! I am Mr. Man, the Gold Standard, and I am going to beat you.
| Scene | Mr. Man would then drop the microphone as "The Enemy" by Godsmack once again hit the speaker system, as we fade from the ring where Mr. Man is leaving to a commercial.
