Re-Introduction of the Gold Standard

| Scene | We open up our scene in the Mall of America where we see Mr. Man in the food court of all places, eating some kind of food sort. He continues stuffing his face, until he sees the camera in his face, and he smiles.

| Mr. Man | Hello wrestling fans, and my name is Mr. Man. Who I am is the Gold Standard of the eWe, and everything I ever touched, I ever wrestled, was made out of gold. I am the best in the entire business, and there is no one who has been able to get out of my path. And my whole career, I have been the underdog, but I have always, ALWAYS, been able to overcome the things that have been in my way, and I have always been able to walk out with straight face knowing I'm the best! Who I am is what you can call greatness, you can call awesome, but most importantly, you can call legend!

| Scene | Mr. Man stuffs his face in again, eating politely for the camera though, before stopping and continuing.

| Mr. Man | If you don't know who I am, you need to get the hell out of this business because I define everything this business stands for, and if you don't know what I've done and the boundaries I've set, then you know nothing about this business. Who I am is a former World Heavyweight Champion. I've held a title that people would sell their souls for, and I won it at my absolute best! I have held every major title I have vied for, and each and every time, I have proved my worth by winning it. Who I am is a future Hall of Famer, I have done everything and anything possible in my career, and there is no one, no one who could hold that back from me, or take that away. Everything I've done up to this point is absolute greatness, and I have no where to go, but up.

| Scene | Mr. Man looks around the food court now, as he sees people staring at him in the camera, and he just smirks.

| Mr. Man | These people around me, they realize when they see greatness. They all know who I am because I am the absolute best. If you don't know the eWe, you don't know Mr. Man. You don't know how I am decorated around the world, and I am loved everywhere else but America. I am loved because they realize I am a first class athlete. They all realize I am the closest thing to greatness in their country. In America, they don't give a damn about me, because they know I am athletic, and the majority are over-weight. I am the absolute best in the business, and nobody can take that away from.

| Scene | Mr. Man once again grabs his fork and eats, a little more diligently, but eating none-the-less.

| Mr. Man | This brings me to the return of the eWe. This brings me to how a month ago we took a little break, but now we are back, and we are much better than ever. And we are back because we will not die. Now, I am a company player, as long as that check clears anyways. But tonight, we return to the Mall of America, right here in Minneapolis, Minnesota. But I gotta ask myself, why here in Minneapolis? What is so important in Minneapolis that we have to make our return to the world here? Sean Lewis? He's nobody. Hulk Hogan? Pffft. Rob Van Dam? Yeah right. I know why we're here, and I'll show you later.

| Scene | Mr. Man smirks once again, looking behind him, seeing that more fans have gotten a front row view of him and the camera.

| Mr. Man | As for tonight, I face a young rookie, a rookie that nobody knows about, in KidJack. I face someone who I have never, ever seen wrestle, and I ask myself if i can beat this kid? But I already know I can. Because KidJack, he should be a nervous wreck, a nervous wreck because he is facing one of the greats in eWe, he is facing a legend, he is facing the Future of Sports-Entertainment, the Gold Standard, the Best in the entire Business, Mr. Man. He should be praying to God I do not destroy him tonight, because I know, he is a nobody compared to me.

| Scene | Mr. Man then grabs the plate he was eating on, and throws it in the trash, before wiping his hands on a napkin and looking at the camera.

| Mr. Man | I've heard the guy talk, and I honestly know what he is. He is a shit talker, a nobody in this business who thinks he is big game, when in actuality, he is nothing compared to me. I am the greatest wrestling in this company, nobody can compete on the level I have competed on for four years, I am former World Heavyweight Champion, and what has KidJack done to honestly think he can beat me? Absolutely nothing. He is nothing compared to me, because he doesn't any of the tools I have gained from my four years in this company.

| Scene | Mr. Man gets up from his little table, and looks around, seeing tons of random people he doesn't know next to him, and he just chuckles.

| Mr. Man | God was able to grace me with a gift. A gift to entertain, a gift to wow. What God was able to give me, was the talent of a world-class athlete. He gave me the charisma of a great talker. He was able to nourish me with everything that I have. I have the look of a superstar, I have the talent that represents greatness, and most importantly, I have the confidence in myself to know, KidJack, that I will defeat you. I know for a fact, that I will destroy your young career, KidJack. You have nothing against me, you know nothing about me, you're just a kid, while me, I am at the top of my game!

| Scene | Mr. Man now leans against the table he was on, being the cholo he is, and once again looks at the camera, ignoring the people behind and just smirking.

| Mr. Man | KidJack, tonight you have a chance to play with the big boys, and there is none bigger than me. Who I am, and what I have done has been documented in annals of the eWe. What I have yet to do, is prove I am as legitimate as they come. But you, KidJack, you have the chance to show people I am legitimate, because you will go down in the history of history, as the man who Mr. Man beat down. You can go in highlight reels as the biggest squash match Mr. Man ever had in order to prove he did have one of the greatest legacy's of all time. You will be humbled after the experience of facing Mr. Man and knowing you belong at the bottom of the food chain.

| Scene | Mr. Man decides to place his feet, and relax on the camera, in some gay pose, whilst looking at the camera.

| Mr. Man | KidJack, you have your chance to prove to yourself that maybe someone, anyone can defeat me. I am a bitter, bitter man, because the past 6 months have been some of the worst for my career. I have been screwed out of title shots, out of wrestling matches, out of everything. I defeated Mr. Money in the Bank about two months ago, and I have yet to receive any type of reward for doing so. KidJack, you are going to learn the hard way who I am. You are going to experience the greatness of my career, the greatness of talent and strength when silently and solidly defeat you, and you will never go anywhere in life after this beatdown you receive from me. You know nothing about me, or what I have done, KidJack, but let it be noted you will fall to me.

| Scene | Mr. Man chuckles now, looking around him at the fans, his face getting a bit grim from all the attention whoring from the fans.

| Mr. Man | You see these fans, they wish they knew what greatness, instead they got the Twins choking every year, they experience the Minnesota Vikings lose every time they get ahead. I am the greatness compared to what these people know, or wish they could know. KidJack, for the past 6 months I have gone into a downward spiral, but with new beginnings, and new faces, I have a chance to show each and everyone of these poses who and what I am and who and what I represent. You have a choice tonight KidJack, you either lay down, or I'll beat you down. I will rape and plumate you to the ground with my pure athleticism and power.

| Scene | Mr. Man would hear the boos after saying the above statement, and would just laugh, very loudly.

| Mr. Man | KidJack, you will embark on a journey tonight, you will face me for a shot at greatness. I have a question for you, can you handle me? Tonight you face the Future of Sports-Entertainment, the Gold Standard. Tonight is your chance to achieve the greatness I have achieved, but do not be fooled, because tonight is my night, it is my night to prove to myself I am untouchable. I am going to destroy you, I am going to bring my A-game, will you KidJack? This is the present, and you are the past, KidJack, but you need to realize that I am the Future, and The Future is Here!

| Scene | Mr. Man would then get off the table, push people out of his way, and walk out of the scene, leaving the fans staring at the camera and making retarded faces, ending this scene, and more importantly, this roleplay.