" [ the future is here ] "

ROLE-PLAY: 007 RECORD: 13 - 20 - 01

ACHIEVEMENTS: 2x eWe All-American Champion

NEXT MATCH: Mr. Man V. White Tiger

PRE-PROMO THOUGHTS

My god. It's that time already, Saturday Night's ShowDown, the third edition. This is the only card that everytime, delivers something the fans can love. Either a great match, or great nostolga, every time, this happens. And now here I am, facing a man that in predictions is basically sweeping me, I'm facing White Tiger. Yes, THE White Tiger. It's about damn time. So, get ready, because it's time to prove all my "critics" wrong.

Scene Title: Las Vegas... This City Never Sleeps
Date & Time: January 18, 2007, 10:54 P.M.
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

This scene starts off in the MGM Grand Casino in Las Vegas. We see Mr. Man after walking to get some chips. He starts walking around the casino until he sees a Blackjack table.

Mr. Man then walks up to the blackjack table, and sits down, seeing that the previous game has ended. He is sitting next to a man with long blonde hair and some sunglasses on. Mr. Man looks at the dealer.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Can I cut into this game? "

Dealer: " Go ahead. Okay folks, place your bets and get ready for your cards. "

Mr. Man sees two people on his left, who are both about 5'11", 5'12", place their bets. The first one places a $1,000 bet, the second one places $1,050. Mr. Man then places his bet which is $1,500. He then looks to his right to see the guy with long blonde hair place his bet, which is $2,000. Mr. Man looks shocked, not because of the bet but because of who the guy is.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Who would have thought of the odds of me seeing you here. I didn't know you gambled. "

As Mr. Man is speaking, the dealer gives each of the four guys on the table, two of their cards.

Dealer: " Do you hit or do you stand? "

Blackjacker #1: " I think I'll stand. "

Blackjacker #2: " Yeah, I'll do the same. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " I'm with these two, I'll stand. "

Then the dealer turns to the man Mr. Man was talking to. The guy looks at the card that is facing face down, then takes off his glasses, revealing himself to the public, he's eWe Internation Champion, K~Dawg.

K~Dawg: " You know what, hit me. "

The dealer then gives K~Dawg another card. Which K~Dawg signals with a stand. The dealer then reveals himself to be the winner, with a 20. The first guy a 17, the second a 16, Mr. Man a 19, K~Dawg an 18. After this Mr. Man gets up and grabs his chips.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Too rich for my blood. I'm out. "

Mr. Man then begins walking away, and walks towards the open bar. K~Dawg then grabs his chips and leaves the table, and begins to follow Mr. Man.

K~Dawg: " Manuel, hold up bro. "

Mr. Man is already sitting down at the bar. He begins to order a Samuel Adams, when he sees K~Dawg come up towards. He looks at him and signals him to sit down.

K~Dawg: " What are you doing here Manuel? "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Kurtis, I could ask you the same thing, I never thought I'd see you gambling at a blackjack table. "

K~Dawg: " Well if you must know. It's Las Vegas, you gamble here, or you go home, and being as we have ShowDown here, I might as well win a few bucks. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Speaking of ShowDown, I see you have a huge match, against Snake. "

The Samuel Adams in a cup comes sliding towards Mr. Man, and like in every episode of Cheers you've seen, Mr. Man catches the sliding cup and begins drinking the Samuel Adams.

K~Dawg: " Yeah, me and Snake should have a heck of a battle, International Champion vs. All-American Champion. Speaking of All-American Champion, I heard White Tiger's interview, ouch. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " He has his own opinion Kurt. Yeah I know he said he's "the greatest All-American champion of all time." But he has that right. Besides he can't claim the right as the most fightingest All-American champion of all time. "

K~Dawg: " I guess. Either way Manuel, one of our matches should steal ShowDown. We're both facing legends. "

Mr. Man, who is now getting buzzed, pats K~Dawg on the back and laughs, before changing the subject to something else, and ending this scene.

Scene Title: Arriving to ShowDown
Date & Time: January 20, 2007, 12:36 P.M.
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

This scene, don't you just hate how it get's copied and pasted everytime, begins in Las Vegas. Mr. Man is seen walking in the arena, and no, no Crew guy this time. Except, Terri is shown walking up to him, gay right?

Terri: " Mr. Man, I was wondering if I could interview you for ShowDown tonight. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Damnit Terri, I just entered the arena, why don't you go bother Sean Lewis or someone? "

Terri: " They all hate when I speak though. It's almost as bad as when no one reads your roleplays. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " I guess it's true. Besides, last week I used Kelly, the week before I used Matt Peterson, I might as well use you. "

So with this being said, Terri pulls out a microphone from the crease of her bra. Yeah, her bra, you sick freaks. And calls for a camera man, who walks into the site of Mr. Man.

Terri: " Hello eWe fans, I am standing by here, with Mr. Man. And tonight Mr. Man is facing White Tiger in the King of Xtreme Quarter Finals, any thoughts Mr. Man. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Thanks Terri. And as my thoughts for my match tonight with White Tiger, I guess tonight I'm gonna go to war. "

Terri: " What do you mean by going to war? "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Alright, tonight, I'm going one on one, with the man who built eWe. I'm going one on one in a tables match against the man who has wrestled every eWe WrestleMania main event, I'm facing White Tiger, that's what I mean by going to war. "

Terri: " Well, earlier this week, White Tiger stated that he never thought he'd face you in the Quarter Finals, and stated that he will do to you what he did to Xavier and Tony-X. "

Terri actually brought up a very good question. I can't believe it. Anyways, Mr. Man looks at Terri with a smirk on his face, like always, the bastard.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Terri, I am not going to doubt what White Tiger said. Let's face it Terri, when was the last time White Tiger lied about beating someone? I mean, he beat three men at one time, in the Mexicools once. I am expecting White Tiger to show me his best. "

Terri: " He also stated in his interview that he was not expecting to face you in this match tonight, any thoughts? "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Terri, he's not the only one who expected me to face him tonight at ShowDown. Hell, 95% of the eWe superstars really didn't think I'd face him, but I'm not gonna bitch, the bitching was in my last roleplay. "

Terri stands there for about a second, like the dumb blonde she is, and thinks about what to ask next, when finally she says something.

Terri: " We all know White Tiger moments in eWe, and what would you recall is your favorite moment in eWe. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Terri, this is not White Tiger's hall of fame ceremony. That won't happen until WrestleMania 5, if he leaves by then. But for what you should have asked, which would be "what's your opinion on White Tiger" like everyone does ask in other roleplays, I'd have to say I respect him. "

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Yes, you hear it in every "face versus face" match-up, but this is real respect. White Tiger is the one man I have followed as a wrestler since I came to the eWe. I remember him winning the Royal Rumble, I remember him becoming a hated Jeff Payne and winning the Undisputed title, and I remember, being one of the few guys who wanted White Tiger to win WrestleMania 3. I am a White Tiger mark Terri. "

Terri: " Any final words you would like to say to White Tiger or your eWe fans before we turn off the cameras? "

So, Mr. Man looks at Terri with a smirk, again, imagine it you queers, and looks into the camera as Terri holds the microphone to his mouth.

' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Terri, as a matter of fact I do. White Tiger, you are a legend in an eWe ring, and you can still get the job done at whatever age you are, but you see White Tiger, I want something to happen after the match. I plan on bringing my all to this match, and no matter what happens White Tiger, no matter who's pulling splinters out of their asses after the match, I am going to demand you shake my hand in the middle of the ring. "

So, Mr. Man then leaves the site with the camera going out, no catchphrase to put in, nothing, just a regular something to White Tiger. Meh.

BEATEN, AND KILLED THEIR FUTURE:
K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid{x2}, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos, Xavier Serikaz, BS Punk, Benji Homan, Ciaran Michaels

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