ROLE-PLAY: 007 RECORD: 13 - 21 - 01
ACHIEVEMENTS: 2x eWe All-American Champion
NEXT MATCH: Mr. Man V. Ciaran Michaels
PRE-PROMO THOUGHTS
Last week, I lost to the eWe Legend. Now, normally that'd piss most people off. And well it pissed me off. But whatever, dude, what the fuck ever. At least at King of Xtreme I get to face Ciaran Michaels in a match, White Tiger's partner, the dude who I controversially beat. Ciaran, I'm ready, are you?
Scene Title: eWe.com Unlimited
Date & Time:
January 20, 2007
Location:
Salt Lake City, Utah
This scene starts off in Salt Lake City, not Las Vegas like I thought it did, suck my nuts. We see Mr. Man sitting on a box, that has equipment in it, rubbing his head, and feeling the sweat in his hair. Then we see Terri and a camera crew coming up to him with a microphone in her hand, god forbid.
Terri: " Mr. Man, can I have a word with you about your loss to White Tiger just now, for eWe.com Unlimited? "
Mr. Man doesn't even look at Terri, before getting up, and looking down for a few seconds, his hands his hips. Before looking at Terri.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Terri, you have no idea how much pain I'm in. How physically exhausted I am. Terri, if you could feel this pain I have, you'd be crying. "
Terri looks at Mr. Man, confused, before doing her job and asking the questions.
Terri: " Pain? What pain are you talking about? Did you get injured in that match? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " No Terri, the pain I feel is not physical. It is mental pain Terri. Mental pain from this whole damn show. Mental pain from that match."
Terri: " Well speaking of matches, I just got word from Roddy Piper's office, that at King of Xtreme, you're going to face "The X-Kid" Ciaran Micha-- "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Listen to me Terri. I could care less who the fuck I'm going to face at King of Xtreme. It's time to take myself out of this midcard spot I'm in, and that's starting tonight."
Terri: " One last thing before we're off, do you have anything to say about your match with White Tiger just now? "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " White Tiger, you got the better of me, congratulations legend. I guarentee you White Tiger, that me and you meet again, but right now, I got X-Kid training to do. "
Mr. Man then walks off, still sweating, possibly towards his locker room, thus ending this scene.
Scene Title: Shopping
Date & Time:
January 25, 2007, 12:34 P.M.
Location:
Las Vegas, Nevada
This next scene opens up in a supermarket in Las Vegas, Nevada, I got the town right this time. We see Mr. Man entering the supermarket, and seeing a basket, and a camera man in front of him.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Here I am at the Golden Palace Shopping Center here in Las Vegas. And today I'm going X-Kid shopping. "
Mr. Man begins to roll the shopping basket, out of it's original spot, and begins to roll towards the first aisle, Frozen Goods.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " This my friend, is called the frozen food section. And in this section we have food like ice cream, popsicle's, and TV dinners. Myself, I'd like to compare these things to Ciaran Michaels' sister, because their only $2.95 a package, and that's one pound of frozen goodness. "
Mr. Man puts about 3 Hungry Man branded TV dinners and begins to walks towards the next aisle, the Meat aisle.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Here we are. Frozen meats. You gotta love this stuff, who doesn't like meat? "
Mr. Man grabs a peice of salomi and lifts it up, showing it to the camera and camera man.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Look at how big this is. 99% of my past girlfriends love salomi, especially big one's like this. "
Mr. Man then puts the salomi in his basket and begins to look around towards more of the meats. He finds a frozen chicken and lifts it up.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " The same old cliche shall be used each and everytime shit like this happens. So, I guess I'm holding Ciaran Michaels up. Haha right? "
Mr. Man puts the frozen chicken delight into his basket, and goes over to the Medicine aisle. There he stops his basket and lifts up a Nyquil bottle.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " It's cold season folks, so please, use Nyquil before you go to sleep. If you're poor and you can't afford Nyquil, just think of something full of alcohol. Or, as I like to call it, a Ciaran Michaels promo, drunk bastard. "
Mr. Man then puts the Nyquil bottle in his basket, and continues walking down the Medicine aisle, and finds a packet of Tylenol.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " Look, here's what Ciaran Michaels' wrestling does to you, after you see one of his matches, take some Tylenol. "
Mr. Man then takes his basket full of groceries to an empty check-out line. He puts his grocery's on the conveyer belt.
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " But Ciaran, in all seriousness, I hope you bring your A-game, because I'll bring mine. And after all the trash talk, and all of the little games we'll play, I hope you leave the alcohol alone, and give me a good match. "
The box boy finishes rounding up Mr. Man's grocerys, just as Mr. Man is speaking.
Box Boy: " That will be, $37.59. "
' THE FUTURE ' -- Mr. Man: " You know what, I think I'll change my mind, I don't wanna buy groceries. "
Mr. Man then walks off, leaving the groceries ontop of the counter where the box boy put it, and eventually leaves the store, ending this god awful scene and roleplay.
BEATEN, AND KILLED THEIR FUTURE:
K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, Last Hour{x2}, Brent Acid{x2}, The Linz, Boxer Santaros, Mark Chaos, Xavier Serikaz, BS Punk, Benji Homan, Ciaran Michaels