Homies
| Scene | We open up our scene in Detroit, Michigan, inside the Joe Louis Arena, where we see Mr. Man sitting on a random chair inside the arena in the back somewhere, pondering and looking at the camera.
| Mr. Man | Tonight, I face the hometown boy, the hometown hero, the most popular guy from Detroit since Eminem, Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter. Tonight, I have the opportunity to face one of the hottest, youngest, talented stars in the eWe. I have a chance to face a man who debuted with me not 2 weeks apart, and a man who has been around as long as I have, who has wrestled the same people, who is at the same brink of stardom as me. At least, last year he was. K~Dawg and me were once two of the same people, just on different brands. Last year, a lot of things between me and K~Dawg were the same, but I realized that I needed different priorities if I wanted to become the big name I am today. Me and K~Dawg have the same goal, but I used the better approach to get where I wanted too.
| Scene | Mr. Man begins smirking to himself, acting self satisfactory towards himself.
| Mr. Man | But don't get me wrong, Kurtis, I do respect you. I've said it publically for the past 3 years, you are history in the making, you have what it takes to become a top name in this business. You have the skills, the style, and the charisma, and I respect that. But the thing that I realized last year at this time that was a mistake that you are doing today. You care too much. You care too much not for your fellow colleagues, not for your employers, you care too much for these fans. What I'm saying is, you are always there for them, but really, are they always there for you? Think about it K~Dawg, as much as you love these fans, especially the ones in Detroit right now, when have these fans ever been there for you, huh? Sure, they bring a couple of signs, they wear your t-shirts, but they are not a friend like I am to you.
| Scene | Mr. Man looks dead serious into the camera, proving himself a point in what he's trying to explain.
| Mr. Man | Think about it K~Dawg, are these fans on the road with you 200 days a year, working 200 different cities? Are these people placing their body and soul on the line every night just to get a meal on their table? You treat these fans like Gods, but in reality, do they really need that much respect? See, last year when I had my "attitude change", I changed my attitude because of the disrespect I got from the back, because of the disrespect I got from my co-workers, but the main reason I changed was because these fans don't realize the things I've put my body through just to entertain them. These fans don't know what it's like getting up at 6 in the morning just to get ready, then to go out and wrestle and come back at 2 in the morning their body sore, only to repeat the cycle again, waking up every morning with numbness.
| Scene | Mr. Man does show a bitter look on his face as he looks over at the camera and just stared at it, even scoffing slightly.
| Mr. Man | These fans, they don't respect me, and they damn sure don't respect you. But Kurtis, you don't seem like it matters, because you still go to them, even refering them as the "Dawg Kru". You know, that's fine, we stand on two different grounds, two different sides, and that's fine, because at Hallow Havoc I'm going to beat you. And you know why? Because last week on Unbreakable, I had my chance, what could have been my last chance at winning the Tag Team titles, you came to the ring, and you attacked me. You came to the ring and you screwed me out of that chance, a chance at which I had been foaming at the mouth for. You screwed out of something I had been working for for the past few months, but then I guess that's the story of your life, right K~Dawg?
| Scene | Mr. Man's face changes from bitter to actually a sick, twitching smirk, which is actually pretty scary.
| Mr. Man | Think about it Kurtis, my first chance at the World title in December, I did what I had to and I became World Heavyweight Champion. But your multiple chances, your shot after shot, and everytime, you come so close, but you end up losing. Think about how everytime you get a shot and you lose, you promise yourself you are going to get it next time, but everytime next time comes, you manage to screw it up again. And I have to ask you, how many more times can you screw it up K~Dawg? And I'm your friend, I've been your friend since the first day we met, but between me and you, you can only get it so many times, but you've managed to screw yourself out of becoming Champion. And I'm suprised these fans, especially the Detroit fans, I'm suprised at how they still somehow support you, even though you are a failure, and it must suck in the back of your mind to know that you're never gonna break that glass ceiling.
| Scene | Mr. Man continues his cocky and annoying smirk, much to the chagrin of the Detroit fans, especially since he's in the hometown hero's face.
| Mr. Man | But I told you, I'm your friend, Kurtis, I'm your friend man. I'm still gonna send you a Christmas card, I'll still send you a birthday card, and I'll attend your wedding to your precious Lillie. We're friends, we're buddies, we're pals, we're homies, but Kurtis, you never, ever get in my face. You never, ever get involved in my business again, you hear me you stupid son of a bitch!? You never, ever not only screw me, but you don't especially screw me out of a title match! What you did was a death wish on yourself K~Dawg, it was a death wish waiting for you at Hallow Havoc. And isn't it appropriate that it's called Hallow Havoc? Because it is going to be the worst night of your life, it is going to be like a nightmare from all the pain I unleash on you, because I am the victim here. I didn't hit you in your match, you hit me in mine, and I hate you for it, you son of a bitch.
| Scene | Mr. Man's smirk quickly changed into a glare at the camera, showing twitchy features and what not.
| Mr. Man | I am was victimized out of my Tag Team title shot, and it's your fault! It's your fault that I do not have the Tag Team title around my waist, it is your fault that you are a failure in the ring, and it is your fault why this company is on it's last legs! You are the number one suspect, K~Dawg, and you should be ashamed for everything you've done! I am tired of hearing how Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter is so close to getting that brass ring, and I'm tired of hearing how next time will be the big one! I'm tired of hearing all these sheep in the crowd barking to show their "allegience" to you Kurtis, when in all actuality they hide the fact that their hero is a failure! You need to realize, Kurtis, all your claims at being the next Undisputed Champion are stuck in the past, when right now, I am the present. I am the Gold Standard, and I am the best in the entire business, and at the end of the night, when you're lying flat on your back, knocked out and bloody from my destruction on you, you are going to realize that the Future is here!
| Scene | Mr. Man sits on his chair and laughs pretty sickly at the camera, before vacating his chair and walking away, as the camera fades away with the last picture of the chair empty.
