
Record
Won: 21
Lost: 28
Drawn: 02
Achievments
Honors
Defeated
This scene starts off in Las Vegas, Nevada, in what seems to be the 2007 Adult Entertainment awards. We see numerous porn stars there, including our great General Manager of Xplosion, Jenna Jameson. It appears that everyone is backstage now, as the show seems to be almost starting, we see a certain face backstage flirting with a couple of porn stars, that man happens to be our very owns Mr. Man.
'The Future' Mr. Man
The two unknown porn stars just stare at Mr. Man, both wearing a little skimpy outfits, in which Mr. Man is just wearing black pants and a leather jacket.
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Before the two porn stars can answer, Mr. Man is tapped on the back, and turns around, causing the two stars too leave, as he is looking at the General manager of Xplosion, Jenna Jameson.
Jenna Jameson
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Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson then walks off, leaving Mr. Man to himself, as he starts scouting out the hundreds of porn stars getting drunk and snorting crack, yeah, whatever. We then see Mr. Man get close up to a girl, who for some reason has big boobs, as he looks at them. Her name is Vicky Vette.
Vicky Vette
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Vicky Vette
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Vicky, the big breasted porn star starts thinking, for abour 30 seconds, before Mr. Man gets annoyed.
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Mr. Man then waits on Vicky Vette again, but of course, her blonde ass is kinda slow, so Mr. Man shakes it off.
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Vicky Vette
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Vicky Vette
Mr. Man looks at Vicky with a blank stare, before looking at her ginormous breasts again.
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Vicky Vette
Mr. Man looks a little disgruntled about what she just said, but shakes it off.
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Mr. Man then walks off, shaking his head at the big breasts of Vicky, only to run into another big pair of breasts, this time by a woman named Ava Devine.
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Ava Devine then picks Mr. Man's head away from looking at her breats in order to look at her face.
Ava Devine
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Ava then sticks out her hand, and after a few minutes off studying it, Mr. Man sighs and pulls out his wallet and stciks a $20 bill in her hand.
Ava Devine
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Ava Devine
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Mr. Man is staring at Ava's boobs again, but still talking to her in a normal manner.
Ava Devine
Ava Devine then walks away, leaving Mr. Man without any breasts to stare at, before watching her go. Mr. Man then goes to the little bar, where he meets yet another porn star, this time a lady by the name of Haley Paige.
Haley Paige
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Haley Paige
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Haley Paige now thinks about it, much like the others before him, and before it can get long, Mr. Man just interupts.
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Haley Paige
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Haley Paige studies Mr. Man's features, which seems to make Mr. Man uncomfortable, before she starts writing something down on a paper and gives it to him.
Haley Paige
As the porn star walks away, Mr. Man stays at the bar, ordering a drink, when a male porn star gets close, whom Mr. Man recognizes instantly.
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Shawn Rees
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The MILF hunter, or Shawn Rees scoots to the end of his stool, freaked out about what Mr. Man just said.
Shawn Rees
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Shawn Rees
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Shawn Rees
Mr. Man looks at Shawn Rees with a questionable face, before scooting a bit.
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Mr. Man then gets his drink and walks to a wall, away from the MILF hunter, where he leans on it. That's when Jenna Jameson comes back into the picture, looking at Mr. Man.
Jenna Jameson
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Jenna Jameson
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Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson leaves Mr. Man's sight, Mr. Man looks at her walk away, before seeing the MILF Hunter dude at the bar, and barfs a bit inside, before walking to the floor to find his seat, ending this roleplay.
"So ladies, I watched your pornos, and I gotta say, ya'll know some very, entertaining, "moves" if you catch my drift."
"So, how about after the show,both of you come to my locker room, I can show you a couple of my moves, you show me some of your "moves", that sound good?"
"Damnit, what are you doing? I said you can come, I didn't say you could touch anything."
"But, I was about to get the hookup, and get pussy! I mean, I touch guys crotches for a living, don't you think I could at least get pussy from some easy porn stars?"
"No, I don't think you can, the only reason I invited you is because you said these people know Chris Steel's sexual side, and you'd be looking for them, so, start looking!"
"Uh, excuse me, can I help you, and why are you staring at my breasts?"
"Uh, oh my bad, I'm just a tit man, especially silicone, my favorite material."
"Yeah, it's my favorite material too, just sucks they cost about $30,000. Anyways, what can I help you with?"
"Well, my name is Manuel Martinez, but I work with the stage name of Mr. Man for Extreme Wrestling Entertainment, perhaps you've heard of it?"
"Well, at our American Revolution pay-per-view, I am facing a man named Chris Steel, perhaps you've heard of him."
"He's about 6 foot 4, probably 240 pounds, he calls himself the King of Porn, and posts porn pictures on the tron, which corrupts our wrestling youth."
"Oh, I think I know him, he tryed laying me a few months ago, he had a bald head, and kinda short."
"Yeah, he grew about 4 inches since then, and grew some hair, kinda looks like a gay cowboy now."
"Yeah, I know him, he's kinda of a pyschotic guy, he tried giving me anal on the first try, but fell short."
"So anyways, what information do you got on Chris Steel's sexual side?"
"Well, he can be good, only when he's drunk and was cheating on his wife Lily, said he dumped her because someone burned her face, but yeah, last time I got fucked by him he wasn't that good, plus he was slow."
"Well, thank you for your info, I'll talk to you later, if you know what I mean?"
"Well, hello beautifuls, what brings you here?"
"First off, stop staring at my breasts, and tell me what do you want, I'm very busy you know."
"Well, uh, do you know a man named Chris Steel, he works with me in Extreme Wrestling Entertainment."
"So, what do you want to know about this Chris Steel guy."
"Ever boned him, or got boned by him, or had any type of sex by him?"
"Uh, why do you want to know? You stalking him or something?"
"What the fuck? No, I'm facing him in a match up at this Sunday's American Revolution pay-per-view, and I wanna know about how bad he is in bed so I can make fun of him."
"Actually, I don't know who Chris Steel is, I've heard of him, but I don't know him, he never shows my pictures on TV though, the fag. but, thanks for the 20, even though I'm not a hooker, but a porn actress."
"Oh my god! I know you!"
"You know me? You don't say?"
"Yeah! You're a wrestler, me and my girlfriends always watch wrestling, you're one of our favorites!"
"So, that means you probably know a wrestler by the name of Chris Steel."
"You know, he's a tall fucker, was once smaller and bald, but within a month grew his hair and got bigger, probably steroids."
"Oh! I know him, he tried having sex with me a month ago, when we got to the bedroom, it didn't come up, said something about needing some enhancement."
"Yeah, that's the guy. You know, I'm facing him at pay-per-view, not the king you usually do, just a sports pay-per-view."
"Well, I gotta go get ready to present an award, here's my number, if you ever need any "special favors" of any sort, call me."
"Holy shit! I know you, you're the MILF hunter!"
"Huh, oh yeah, but, you can call me Shawn Rees, or just Shawn if you want."
"Dude, I always watch your show, I love you."
"I don't know if you know Chris and he told you, but I am not gay, it was just a misunderstanding."
"I'm not gay either. Wait, Chris? Is this Chris' last name Steel?"
"Yeah, his name is Chris Steel, do you know him?"
"Yeah, I know him, I'm wrestling him in a match this sunday at American Revolution."
"Don't wrestle him, I wrestled him, and well, that's where this rumor came from."
"Uh, by wrestling, I mean, I'm a pro-wrestler, and I'm defending my newly won X-Division championship against him. But anyways dude, I gotta go."
"So, I figure you found all you can about Chris Steel from the porn industry."
"Yeah, I did, and it was more then I really wanted to know about the guy."
"Oh really? Care to share anything you might have learned?"
"Well, apparently he's a liar and isn't that good in bed. Plus, he uses all those Natural Male Enhancement shit, and I think he had sex with the MILF Hunter. On another note, I might get laid tonight, so who knows?"
"Well, the show's about to start, I made arangement for a seat for you, but it's like all the way in the back."