'Scene One - ECW? eWeCW'

The scene begins in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where an Xplosion brand house show is taking place in order to promote American Revolution. There is a visable camera shown which has an "eWe.com" flag on the side of it.

"Almost Over" by Limp Bizkit hits the p/a system, as most fans begin getting on their feet, with others sitting down. Mr. Man comes out from the backstage area, not looking really happy. He is now walking up the steel steps of the six sided ring, getting in. He looks around at all the fans who are mostly cheering, before grabbing a microphone that was left on the ground.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Now, I know what you have all been thinking, you're all thinking I'm gonna come out here and start bitching and moaning about losing my All-American championship. Thinking I'm gonna blame you guys for it.

Mr. Man looks around the whole arena, not even noticing the camera that was sent out, and begins speaking into the microphone.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Well I'm not. But what I gonna do is move forward with my career. Now I understand at American Revolution I am booked in a 4-on-4 Survivor Series match representing eWe to take on ECW. Well, I wanna be the first to tell you that ECW, ECW rules!

Some fans look at Mr. Man with somewhat of shock thinking about Mr. Man leaving eWe.

'The Future' Mr. Man
I said ECW rules. Not this ECW. If you even wanna call this ECW. The ECW I remember watching, was something revolutionary, something that would inspire people to live the extreme.

Some fans begin agreeing on what Mr. Man is saying, by nodding.

'The Future' Mr. Man
This "ECW", is bullcrap. And I will not stand for these assholes to walk around the backstage area calling themselves "ECW". Because that's not right, you see, I loved ECW, I loved how it went. And this not ECW.

Some fans cheer, some fans boo, listening to Mr. Man's comments about ECW.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Even WWE's ECW is better then this bullshit. But don't get me wrong, these guys do have balls, coming out to Minnesota and calling themselves ECW. Myself, I call myself eWe.

Most of the real ECW fans and eWe fans begin applauding for Mr. Man stating the truth.

'The Future' Mr. Man
You know, I was wondering to myself, do any of these guys ever see an ECW match? Did they ever see ECW in it's hey-day? I highly doubt it. Now I'm not saying I don't respect these guys, don't get me wrong, I have the utmost respect for each and everyone of them.

Mr. Man looks at all of them, still not acknowlaging the camera, just staring at the fans.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Now I know who my teammates are, not all of them or exactly reliable, but they are good damn teammates.

The fans who do know his teammates begin nodding their heads right away, after the "reliable" statement.

'The Future' Mr. Man
First we have Nero Pheonix. Nero Pheonix is the CM Punk of Extreme Wrestling Entertainment, he knows how to wrestle good matches and he probably knows how to do moves knowone else can do.

Most of the crowd are fairly silent, with only a few cheers and boos heard from the crowd.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Then we have the blue chipper, Austin Paul. Now Austin Paul, I've wrestled with in other wrestling promotions. And well, he's made a pretty damn good impact here in eWe, do I know if he'll cooperate as a team? Nope. There are some females in the audience whos cream their heads off after hearing "Austin Paul."

'The Future' Mr. Man
And now we go onto Mr. Money in the Bank, the Rated R Superstar, Edge.

Fans immediatly boo after hearing Edge's name, generating a heat for him.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Yes, I know, he's an asshole. But believe it or not, he's a good partner to have. Yeah sure, he's unreliable, unprofessionable, and in it for himself. But, if this guy can pull his stuff together, he might make a decent tag team partner.

The fans boos disrupt most of the whole speech by Mr. Man.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Now onto the self-proclaimed Team "ECW". As I said earlier this is not ECW, they're not even former ECW wrestlers, but I shall talk about these "rebels".

'The Future' Mr. Man
First, I'd like to talk about the Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle. Kurt, Ihave mad props for you, you won the Olympic Gold Medal with a slightly tweaked neck, not really broken. You've also beaten the best in the business, and well, you're great. But you do not deserve to be in ECW, ECW was something totaly different from you Kurt.

Once again, Mr. Man ignores the camera, while looking around at all the fans out for the house show.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Then we have the biggest man of the match, maybe even this business, former All-American champion, Duke. Duke, you're one big son of a bitch, the biggest person I have ever met, but I'm going to tell you something your wife tells you everynight Duke, size dosen't matter. Because it's true size dosen't matter, especially if you wanna be in ECW, you ginormous bastard.

Mr. Man looks around, seeing some fans getting stung by the comments to Duke.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Rick Cage. Rick, my friend, you're not ECW, you've been calling yourself ECW since you won the X-Division title. Rick, I know this may hurt, but Paul Heyman is no longer ECW. Rick, from the bottom of my heart you + ECW = Bullsh*t!

The fans all get stung by that one, after hearing it making a sound similar to "ooooooh!"

'The Future' Mr. Man
And then there was one, Lukerz Payne. Lukerz, Lukerz, Lukerz, you are also not ECW. You're not even eWe. Who the hell are you? But in all seriousness, Lukerz, you've got a chip on your shoulder, people are telling you you should use the tag name "The Future", that's cool, but you're not ECW.

Mr. Man finally looks at the camera, as the camera man gets a signal to go up the ring apron.

'The Future' Mr. Man
This "ECW" is just like Mick Foley. They've prostituted ECW's name, they've prostitued what ECW stands for, but I will be damned if they prostitute the thing I grew up watching, the one wrestling promotion I loved. ECW.

Fans are beginning to lose interest in the promo of Mr. Man's.

'The Future' Mr. Man
You all can claim you're hardcore, you all claim you're using it's name, you all claim you're EC Fuckin' W! Well you're not, you're just eWe wrestlers using the ECW name, that should be called "eWeCW" and well, I'm gonna put an end to it, I'm putting an end to your so called "EC Fuckin' W", I'm gonna make you all listen to the name of The Fuckin' Future, and show you all you're in eW mother fucking e!

After the cursing, some fans get interested again, before Mr. Man finishes up.

'The Future' Mr. Man
I am gonna kill this so called "ECW", I am gonna make sure you guys don't ruin what I loved, because... The Future is HERE!

The scene ends as "Almost Over" by Limp Bizkit hit's the p/a system as Mr. Man drops the microphone, and heads off the ring, walking up the ramp, with the eWe.com Camera going to report it's footage on eWe.com.

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