Todd Grisham
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest tonight, he is the longest reigning United States Champion in WWE history, and has a chance to make history at Cyber Sunday in the Elimination Chamber. Please welcome, Montel Vontavious Porter, M.V.P.!

We then see Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP, make his way to the front of the camera, wearing an MVP sweatband and an MVP shirt over his custom made tights. He would walk into view and would look at Todd Grisham.

Todd Grisham
Well first off, I want to congratulate you, MVP, for last week, you were announced as an official participant in the Elimination Chamber. But last week on RAW, as we just saw, you lost to Christopher Daniels in his debut match, and I have to ask you, what's going in your mind because of that?

M V P
Let me tell what's goin' on in my mind, Todd, because let's face it, Christopher Daniels did not beat MVP. Christopher Daniels got a fluke win because of Randy Orton. And Todd, I don't know why Randy Orton has it out for me, maybe because he realizes I'm better than he is, but either way he signed himself a blank check for the Elimination Chamber. Randy Orton backed himself into a corner when he decided to get in my face over jealousy, and that's fine, because I'll take advantage of his ass in that corner and give him a Drive-By. Because, I promise, I will end Randy Orton's little undefeated streak at Cyber Sunday, as well as be on my way to becoming World Heavyweight Champion, and I promise you that Todd.

Todd Grisham
Well, before the Elimination Chamber, you two must team up, along with Batista to take on Chris Jericho, John "Bradshaw" Layfield, and John Cena in a six-man tag. My question is, do you think you can actually co-exist with Randy Orton to give this match a go?

MVP would look over at Todd Grisham and would just smirk at him, almost laughing at the question, but managed to keep his cool.

M V P
See Todd, I hate condesending questions like that, because they you and make me look ignorant. As for me and Randy Orton co-existin', well, that's a maybe, because let's face it, last year when I was in my glorious reign as United States Champion, me and Matt Hardy, a guy who I took out by the way, we were WWE Tag Team Champions together. And if I remember correctly, which I always do, we held the Tag Team titles for about 3 months. Now, don't get me wrong, Matt Hardy is no Randy Orton, because at least I knew I could trust Matt Hardy. As for Randy Orton, well, yo' boy can not trust him. And it's funny Todd, because Eric Bischoff is a smart man, I mean he was smart enough to sign MVP to the highest paid contract in WWE history. But then he goes and does some playa-hatin' stuff like this and makes me team with Randy Orton. I say hell nah.

Todd Grisham
Well, you do realize isn't your only partner in this match, because you also have a questionable third partner when you team with Batista. Will you and Batista be at eachother's throats like you would with Randy Orton?

M V P
You right, Todd, Orton ain't my only partner, because I also got the big muscle, Dave Batista as my tag team partner. And in the past, me and Batista, we ain't seen eye-to-eye, I mean the man once destroyed my VIP Lounge, but compared to Randy Orton, I trust Batista. And why shouldn't I, Todd? Look at the problems Batista has had with JBL and Chris Jericho, and look at the minor problems he has had with me and you see that me and him will have some allegience to the other. Now, I'll admit, and I ain't gon' lie, I don't like Batista, but I respect him, and I don't respect Randy Orton. That is the different between me and Batista and me and Randy Orton, and that'll be the difference until the Elimination Chamber where I won't hesitate to hit Batista with a Drive-By, know what I'm sayin'?

MVP would smirk over at Todd Grisham after that little speech there, not intimidating Todd Grisham, but making him uncomfortable.

Todd Grisham
Well, be it as it may, you three are not the only ones in this match, as you three are set too take on Chris Jericho, JBL and John Cena. And I know this can't be what you had in mind.

M V P
You're right, Todd, this ain't what I had in mind, but it's cool. Because if the people in the back wanna see MVP give everyone a little Cyber Sunday preview and give everyone who I'm facin' in the Elimination Chamber a Drive-By in this match, no problem. See, I'm Montel Vontavious Porter, and Todd, I'm like Fed-Ex, I deliver, and I will deliver in this match and more importantly, I will deliver at Cyber Sunday. Because my three opponents tonight, heck, even my two partners tonight, they know I am better right now than they ever will amount to in their life. I mean look at my opponents; we got Chris Jericho, a man who's so caught up in Batista's business and JBL's business that he forgets that he ain't the man he was 10 years ago. You look at JBL, who's livin' his life because he made money, hell, I make more money than JBL right now than he ever did when he was my age! You look at John Cena who's all about the fans, and all about being himself. John, I am myself, the difference between myself and yourself is that I am indeed better than any of you.

MVP began to smirk again, making Todd Grisham just a little bit more uncomfortable as he gets ready to speak.

Todd Grisham
Well, can you be a little specific? Like first, what are your thoughts on your first opponent for tonight, John Cena?

M V P
My thoughts on John Cena. Well, John Cena is usually way too caught up in being Mr. Nice Guy, trying to be the Champ, when in all reality the only champ around here is Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP. Know what, though? Say what you want about John Cena, I ain't gon' lie when I say he loves this business, he'd do anything for this business, but the fact is, he's not at the top of his game to be called number one, I am. I'm the Franchise Player, everything lies on my shoulders, and you can ask anyone and they'll tell you that I deserve to be in this Elimination Chamber. As for John Cena, I'll tell you what, he don't deserve to be in this, because over the past few years, all I've heard about is John Cena, and John Cena is one of the most overrated wrestlers in the entire world. Whereas MVP is the most underrated in the entire world. But more importantly, I wanna, no, I'm gonna Drive-By John Cena simply because I can.

Todd Grisham
I'm sure you're not the only one in this match who has to say that about John Cena. But John Cena isn't your only opponent as one of his tag team partners is a man we all know he has a history with. What are your thoughts on John "Bradshaw" Layfield?

MVP pauses now, making the interview a little awkward, before pulling the microphone closer to him.

M V P
John "Bradshaw" Layfield, JBL. It's kinda funny Todd, because I remember back when I first debuted on SmackDown, JBL would try his damndest too put over MVP in his commentary, but when he came back earlier this year, he realized one thing; I was better than him. When JBL came back earlier this year, he was out of shape, his in-ring abilities were disenegrated, and he didn't have that it factor that he once had. I saw a JBL who was abrely mobile enough to hit his little Clothesline from Hell, trying to get that boot up to position, tryin' to fit in that little one piece. Meanwhile, you see MVP improving his skills, you see him making the Drive-By, making his own big boot hit with perfection, and being the absolute best in the business, and sure, it hurts JBL. It hurt JBL even worse earlier this month when the stock market crashed and I was still gettin' paid while JBL wasn't. It must hurt JBL too know that I am indeed better than him, in terms of money and in the ring. And tonight, I get too prove it when I not only Drive-By his old ass, but when I show him how I got that money that he ain't got no more.

Todd Grisham
I'm sure there are plenty of people in the locker room wanting to say that about JBL. But, what about your final opponent in this match, a man who has been on a role, Chris Jericho.

M V P
You want me too talk about Chris Jericho? Well, I could be like Chris Jericho, and I could pretend I don't know who he is and what he has done like he has done too me. But, if I wanna be honest, Todd, I could tell Chris Jericho that he is livin' in the past, that he ain't the same guy he was ten years ago, because I know I'm right. Chris Jericho said he wants to save us last November, but why should he save us when the cornrow-wearin', savoir-fairen, jaw-droppin', bottle-toppin', modern mack, who's half-man, half-amazing and better than you, Montel Vontavious Porter is here. Why should any of ya'll need to be saved when ya'll got a hero like me in your corner ready to do the dirty-dirty and make himself famous. Chris Jericho ain't got nothin' on me, because I am greatness, where as Jericho is just some washed up, metrosexual, suit-wearin' has-been that's come before us.

MVP pauses once again, licking his lips and smirks and chuckles a bit right before he continues his rant.

M V P
What my two partners and especially my three opponents need to realize is that there ain't nobody in the Elimination Chamber with more style, more charisma, more good looks than me. I'm called MVP for a reason, and that is because I am valueable to this company, and I am the best man for this show, and at Cyber Sunday, I'm ready to carry the weight of this brand on my shoulders. As for tonight, well whether or not I liked Batista or I respect Randy Orton, make no mistake, my team will win. They won't win because we got teamwork, nah, they'll win because I am on their team. Because I am Montel Vontavious Porter, I am the Franchise Player. My team will win because I have the total package and I am the definition of what a great wrestler is supposed to be. And most importantly, whether it be my partners or my opponents, all them is gon' find out is that I'm straight up BALLIN'!

MVP would then look at Todd Grisham and would smirk, as he walked away, ending the interview and making Todd look a little embarressed from the interview ending like it did.