M V P
When MVP's in the ring, that could only mean one thing. Big thangs poppin', little thangs stoppin', so please I want ya'll too sit back, relax and enjoy the view, because the VIP Lounge is for people better than you! And speakin' of "better than you", I want to welcome ya'll to the RAW debut of the VIP Lounge! And please, for the RAW debut of the VIP Lounge, let me welcome ya'll my first guest, a man who is most definately better than you..

MVP would then take the microphone away from his lips and point and motion towards the entrance, before stopping and smirking.

M V P
That's right, my guest on the VIP Lounge tonight is the cornroll-wearin', savoir-fairein, jaw droppin', bottle toppin', modern day mack, Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP> That's right, ya'll not only get one, ya'll get double the action, double the fun, twice the pleasure, cause ya'll don't want some! And tonight, Montel Vontavious Porter, he has a pretty easy match, I say so, because tonight yo' boy goes one-on-one with the "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!

MVP would begin to smirk, pausing a bit and licking his lips, since all black people apparently do that.

M V P
Now, last week, this "Fallen Angel", he made sure he was gonna tell people about his debut in the WWE by havin' his lil' meaningless video package hit right after I Drive-Byed 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. And then this mornin' when I came to the arena and I found out I was gonna' face this "Fallen Angel" I'ma tell ya'll somethin' that might come to a big shock. I did not know who the hell Christopher Daniels was. So, bein' the Franchise of this entire brand, and being as I am the MVP and I gotta stay ahead of the game, I searched the world wide web, I did a little research, and I found out who Christopher Daniels, so if ya'll pay attention to the TitanTron!

MVP does indeed cause everyone to turn their attention to the Tron, where we see Christopher Daniels as Curry Man, in the midst of dancing in the ring.

M V P
So basically, what I came across during my little research, I found a man who dress in a lil' fruity orange spandex dancin' around, and I think to myself, this is a "Fallen Angel"? See, growin' up in the 305 in Miami, I realized somethin' growin' up like I did, and I realized there ain't no Guardian Angel's, ain't no Fallen Angel's. So, when I think about facin' someone like "The Fallen Angel", I know for a fact his prophecy don't mean a damn thing, and the fact that this is a man who wore a little orange dress up costume, why should I take him seriously?

MVP would then pause and smirk, as the fans begin booing just a little bit at him.

M V P
Now this mornin' when I checked into my luxurious hotel room, I had myself a little talk with Eric Bischoff. And after talkin' to him for a while, I realized somethin'. I am the most talented wrestler on the entire RAW roster. I realized there's a reason why I am the highest paid entertainer not only on the RAW roster, but in the entire WWE, and I have to tell you, it makes me kinda mad. It makes me mad because I have so much talent, I am better than everyone in the entire locker room, and I'm not even considered a contender by ya'll for being World Heavyweight Champion. Eric Bischoff, instead of announcin' a World title match at Cyber Sunday, he should just present me with the title right now, because let's face it, ain't nobody have better claim than I do for that title.

MVP pauses once again, smirking just a little more, hearing the boos get a little bit louder, which excites him.

M V P
Nah, ya'll need to look at it in my point of view. See, I single-handedly took out Matt Hardy and proved I was better than him. Then last week I gave 'Stone Cold' a drive-by of his own, and I proved I was better than he was. And now this week, I promise all ya'll I'ma simply embarrass Christopher Daniels, and I'm prove I'm better than he is, because what ya'll need to realize is that I am half-man, half-amazin' and I'm better than you. And "Fallen Angel" I'm better than you, and I will show you when yo' face sees the bottom of my cleats. I'm better than the entire RAW roster, I'm the highest paid entertainers on the RAW roster, I should be World Heavyweight Champion, and I'm prove it to Eric Bischoff when I show him by beatin' down Christopher Daniels, I'm straight up BALLIN'!

MVP would then smirk as "I'm Comin'" hits over the speaker system, and MVP gets out of the VIP Lounge ring. He passes by the bouncer at the velvet rope, pounding their fists together, before walking up the ramp and backstage, ending the scene.