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Ladies and gentlemen, last week, here on RAW, after MVP celebrating not only destroying Cryme Tyme like the street urchents they are, also celebrating giving his own partner, Matt Hardy, a Drive-By, because I knew I was better than he was, some common man, middle class pile of trash came into the ring and decided to give me, ME a Stone Cold Stunner, and proceeded, after a cheap shot, to whip my ass! And when it all went down, and that redneck bastard came and beat me down, all ya'll did was decide to cheer!

MVP would then hear the fans in whatever arena they were at that night cheer, and he'd just grin.

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Yeah, I want ya'll to cheer. I want ya'll to cheer because you all know the only way some redneck, middle-class loser like Stone Cold Steve Austin could only beat me is by a cheap shot from behind. I want ya'll to look at the fact that I am better than Steve Austin and I am better than you! Ya'll don't deserve to be in my company, because I am the highest paid athlete on the entire RAW Roster! Ya'll need to see that I am better than Stone Cold, and I am better than anyone on the entire roster! That there is absolutely no one that can beat me at any time or any place, any how, because I am MVP!

MVP would hear the fans boo once again, causing MVP to smirk, as always, looking around the space he was at.

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When I signed to Monday Night RAW, it was a signing that deserved it's own broadcast on the RAW program. Eric Bischoff made the best choice of his career when he signed Montel Vontavious Porter to a contract, and because of it, RAW's ratings have been great! Everyone tunes into Monday Night RAW, not for Batista. Not for Chris Jericho. Not for JBL. Definatly not Stone Cold. They tune into RAW for Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP, and because ya'll boo, because ya'll sip on the Hatarade, ya'll are notin' but jealous people.

MVP pauses now, hearing the fans boo jsut a little bit, and he smirks, again.

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But Eric Bischoff, he did what I asked him to do last week when the show ended, and that is give me Stone Cold in a match. He was able to allow me to prove myself as the best that I am, and by defeating some overhyped, bald, redneck, piece of crap, I'm able to show who and why I am better than he is! But don't worry, I won't completely destroy Austin, because I know for a fact that I should be the next World Heavyweight Champion, and when I win that title, I'ma need nobodies like Austin to beat to get my credibility as a champion higher than it already is, and it's pretty high.

MVP then chuckles now, as he hears the fans going a bit quiet now.

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Austin, growing up in the 305, Miami, Florida, I watched wrestlers do what they had to to get to the top, and in the end, I was able to do what I had to too get where I am today. I am a legend in the making, I am custom suit wearing man, and I am the highest paid wrestler on the RAW Roster. And don't need to be jealous of me Austin, just because I don't beat my wife nor do I get drunk when I want. Don't be jealous just because I'm a civilized human being who is not only richer than you, but more smarter and handsome. Don't be jealous because I am better than you. Austin, I'm half-man, half-amazing, while you're half-bald, half-drunk, but most importantly, I am better than you! Austin, you need to know that I am straight up BALLIN'!

MVP would do the whole "BALLIN'" taunt before putting his sunglasses on his eyes, looking at the camera, and bailing out from the scene. The camera would fade out on the RAW logo on the screen MVP was in front of, ending this scene.