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Lillian, that was beautiful, it's ashamed you're not the highest paid entertainer on the entire RAW Roster. But, ladies and gentlemen, I ain't here to talk about Lillian simply embarrassing the National Anthem. Nah, I'm here tonight to talk to you all about what happened last week in the main event when Matt Hardy simply couldn't handle the fact that I was better than him, and he attacked me, allowing me not to be able to compete and costing me the match! Last week, Matt Hardy was mad because two weeks ago, I proced I was better than he was and he couldn't believe it! And because of Matt Hardy, Eric Bischoff has decided to make the two of us team up, and once again I have to carry Matt Hardy!

Montel pauses from what he was saying and looks at the always smarkish crowd in Madison Square Garden, and would then smirk.

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But at least Eric Bischoff did one thing right, he was able to hire the cornroll wearin', savoir-fairein, jaw-droppin', bottle-toppin', modern day mack who's always got big thangs poppin' and little thangs stoppin', Montel Vontavious Porter. And not only did he sign MVP to a contract, he made the best deal that he has made in his life, signing yours truly to the highest paid contract in the history of RAW! Because of Eric Bischoff, ya'll get the chance, nah, the opportunity too see MVP make his Monday Night RAW debut in not just any place, but the mecca, the top, Madison Square Garden! It's just too bad that I gotta team with such a low-life, regular, everyday man that ya'll cheer for even though his girl got taken away by someone who was obviously better than he was!

MVP then hears the boos coming from the New York City crowd, looking at them going crazy on him, only making his smirk bigger.

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But ya'll shouldn't have to trip, because if there's two people Matt Hardy not only has more class than, he's also a little better than, and ya'll know I'm stretchin' it a bit, but Matt hardy may be better than those two street thugs Cryme Tyme. Now, I know, I, Montel Vontavious Porter, a man of many taste, who's taste is much more superior to most, I have to admit, I once was poor. But unlike Cryme Tyme, growin' up in Miami, the 305, somewhere much better than Brooklyn, I was able to improve myself, and eventually I was able to make myself talented enough to get away from my life as a thug and the man you see today as a man who's no less than first class primetime! It's a shame though, that we have two thugs like Cryme Tyme talkin' all that big game, but unlike MVP they couldn't back it up in the ring!

Again, some improper chants are heard towards MVP, as he starts getting annoyed, looking at all with a grin

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It's typical of all you New Yorkers not to appreciate greatness, just because your Jets are the embarrassment of the NFL and the Giants were lucky in the Super Bowl, that damn sure don't give ya'll the right to boo someone as first class as Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP. Now back to my, point. See, I'm half-man, half-amazing, but Cryme Tyme, they don't even have half-class, they ain't got any of the paper I make, they just go out thuggin' in the streets of New York doin' nothin' but illegal activities, and they still get cheered! Matt Hardy, my tag team partner, he gets cheated on cause he don't know how to control his ho, he comes out and tries to brutally attack Edge, and he gets cheered! Where as I, Montel Vontavious Porter, am a world-class athlete, am the highest paid superstar on the RAW Roster, have gone from thug to one of the biggest wrestlers today, and I get booed!? Nah, it ain't goin' down like that.

MVP then pauses, and looks into the crowd, hearing the boos stop a bit, as he adjusts his glasses and his medallions.

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What ya'll need to do is sit back, relax and enjoy, because who ya'll see in front of you, is going to show ya'll why I am the best today. Tonight, I'm not only gonna show Cryme Tyme that I'm better than they are, I am going to carry Matt Hardy, like I did during our entire WWE Tag Team Championship reign, and I am going to prove I am better than he is. But not only that, but I will also prove to all ya'll sittin' in the bleachers, sippin' on that Hatorade. Then after I show up Matt Hardy, and beat down Cryme Tyme, I'll prove my worth to Eric Bischoff and all them in the back and will become World Heavyweight Champion!

Montel Vontavious Porter smirks over at the fans once again, seemingly forgetting about their booing earlier.

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I want ya'll to realize somethin' about me, my name says it all, I'm not only the top superstar on RAW, I am also the MVP of not only the entire RAW roster, but the entire WWE. Had I not have been in the pick your brand match on Saturday Day Night's Main Event, I can personally guarentee to ya'll that I would been the top pick for every brand. And that right there is the difference between all of ya'll and the people in the back, and while sometimes they over look MVP, they realize the greatness that is in front of them. Unlike all ya'll, who go around and talk about my ego and how I'm arrogant. First of all, ya'll need to stop bein' a bunch of playa' hata's and talk to me to my face. Second of all, I ain't arrogant, I just speak the truth to ya'll, ya'll are just too ignorant and stupid to listen to it. That's why ya'll cheer a bunch of untalented, overrated, losers like Cryme Tyme and even my partner, Matt Hardy.

One last time, MVP smirks towards the fans, hearing the boos and the figners flipping him off, since they are in New York City.

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But ya' know, it's all good, because prior to contrary belief, I am half-man, half-amazing, and just like I am Cryme Tyme and Matt Hardy, I'm better than you. And ya'll don't have to believe me, nor do ya'll even have to listen, but I want ya'll to watch the tag team match tonight, and you will all see why they call me Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP. Ya'll will see that when I Drive-By Shad Gaspard, when I Drive-By JTG, or even when I have to Drive-By my own partner, Matt Hardy. Because I am Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP, and I am straight up BALLIN'!

MVP even finishes off with the ballin' sign, before dropping the microphone as "I'm Comin'" plays once more over the speaker system. He then quickly goes down to the apron and drops down, as he adjusts his suit and tie and walks up the ramp, ending this scene.