'Ego's and Cockyness and Greatness, Oh My!'

The scene begins backstage, where Mr. Man is entering the arena carrying his bag on one shoulder with a cell phone to his ear, he walks to a locker room and suddenly stops in his trakcs hanging up the phone. Then it is finally revealed that he has stopped to Ellie Dawson, the ring announcer.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Damn baby, what you doing here?

Ellie Dawson
I work here.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Oh, right, you're that one bitch who stalks me in the ring during my matches.

Ellie Dawson
No, actually I'm a ring announcer, who happens to see you every week. And don't call me a bitch.

Mr. Man walks closer to Ellie, after dropping his bag, and puts his arm around her shoulder.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Look baby, I know you want me, most girls do, I mean hell the other day I went to my friend Pero's house, and her 15 year old daughter started rubbing on me, hell, I would have fucked her, but Pero was right there watching.

Ellie Dawson
Ummm, I didn't want to here that.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Anyways, you said you were ring announcer right? So start practicing what you will say after my match, you know, 'And the winner of this match, and NEW UKW World Heavyweight Champion! Mr. Man' like that.

Ellie Dawson
......

Mr. Man then slides his hand down from Ellie's shoulder, and pinches her ass, causing her to bounce a little. After that, Mr. Man then walks away from Ellie as he walks down to his locker room.

Mr. Man walks out of his locker room to see Leeroy Leonard's weed bag and pipe on the floor. Mr. Man looks around to see if nobody is looking and snatches the weed and pipe. He walks into a janitors closet, and pulls out his cell phone. Mr. Man comes out the closet, seeing Ed Set chasing 2 male prostitutes past him. He looks weirded out and realizes it was Ed and that's how he acts. Mr. Man is now shown walking to the concession stand, and opening the side door to get behind the stand. He uses a fake ID to get in. He looks at the popcorn machine popping and pulls the plug. He looks around and takes out some of the corn, and replaces it with Leeroy's weed. He then leaves a note on the machine saying that's his favorite machine. He leaves the concession stand and sees a little kid run up to him.

Little Kid
I know you!

'The Future' Mr. Man
Who dosen't?

Little Kid
You're the next UKW World Heavyweight Champion, Mr. Man!

'The Future' Mr. Man
Duh..

Little Kid
Can I have your autograph?

'The Future' Mr. Man
I'll tell you what can have you little bastard, you can learn to shut up, and leave me alone, while going to your dad and sucking his oversized dick.

Little Kid
Look, I'm your biggest fan, I just want your autograph, I mean you're gonna beat those mean men, Mitch Cashmore, Leeroy Leonard, and Hayst.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Damn right I'm gonna win kid, all I have to do is throw something colorful at Leeroy Leanord, show Mitch Cashmore a picture of his little bitches which will make him cry, and show Hayst the fans which will distract him, for about and hour or two.

Little Kid
Mr. Man, why do people call you so cocky, and calling you an egomaniac?

'The Future' Mr. Man
Because, people like Mitch Cashmore are jealous that I have worked my ass off for many years to get where I am, he just dosen't respect me because I'm a great athlete, and he, well, he sucks.

Little Kid
Thank you Mr. Man, I'd rather have that then have an autograph, so now I'll do what you told me to do with my dad.

The roleplay ends with the Little Kid walking off from the scene, people then hear the kid�s dad yelling and shrieking.

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