THE FUTURE IS HERE!!!


'Record'
001 Wins - 001 Loses

'Next Match'
Mr. Man .V. Leeroy Leonard

'UKW Acheivements'
none YET!

'People Thrown To The Past'
Jack Cha0s, Leeroy Leonard?


'Forward'
Mr. Man, a 27 year old wrestler, fufilled his dream 2 weeks ago on Anarchy, when he defeated Jack Cha0s, he came up short to Mark 'Shadow' Cothiq last week on Anarchy. Will he be able to defeat Leeroy Leonard in a Parking Lot Brawl? Find out this Monday on UKW Anarchy.


" THE FUTURE! "


'Gibberish'

The scene begins back stage, at the parking lot area, where Mr. Man stands looking into the camera. He looks into it as his face has a huge bandage from last weeks Gladiator match. He starts showing his grin into the camera.

'The Future' Mr. Man
Last week on Anarchy, I got defeated by Mark 'Shadow' Cothiq. Last week, I lost because I slipped off of the cage Mark. When you hit me with the Wheels of Destruction, I landed on my feet, but tripped head first into the mat. So don't get cocky bitch. But this week I'm facing some Jamaican fuck named Leeroy Leonard. His little desheeki hats are number one in UKW? Well, for all you fans, out there, there are new 'The Future' t-shirts out.

'The Future' Mr. Man
I can see all you guys leaving your seats to buy them. Now onto my opponent, Leeroy Leonard, you Jamaican fuck, no one is impressed by your chronic smoking ass, especially not me. Then you have your little manager Don Sucksmydick kissing your ass, telling you he loves you. What a fag. Almost as gay as Ed Set, and we all know how open the door was when he came out, right?

Mr. Man starts laughing at that comment, but stops with his grin. He looks at the camera and starts smirking into it.

'The Future' Mr. Man
But there is good news for you Leeroy, I'm in such a good mood. I mean, all well, I've been in pain from the slip off the cage, and the trip into the mat. But, I do have bad news for you aswell, you may have forgottin', we're in the UK, the worst place in the world. We have smelly Brits and Scotts and Irish in our audience, the pollution here is unbearable, and well, this place sucks, that's why this is the place where people like Mark Cothiq belong. Anyways, Leeroy, tonight, I will show you no mercy, I will show you once and for all...

" THE FUTURE IS HERE! "

The scene ends off with Mr. Man smilling into the camera, after the gibberish he just told the people. While he smills in the camera.

..::END::..


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