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| Antipop Lyrics III |
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| Greet the Sacred Cow SLICE ME UP A BIG SLAB OF THAT SYMPATHETIC CHEER IF I'M ZAPPED WITH RADIATION THEY SAY I'LL LAST ANOTHER YEAR LINE 'EM UP NOW TO GREET THE SACRED COW MY HANDS ARE FULL OF PROTEIN MY ARMS ARE MADE OF FIRE IF YOU'RE CALLING ME A DIPLOMAT I'LL BE CALLING YOU A LIAR LINE 'EM UP NOW TO GREET THE SACRED COW LINE 'EM UP NOW TO KILL THE SACRED COW Mama Didn't Raise No Fool THE BEST OF TIMES THE WORST OF TIMES THE TIMES YOU CAN'T IGNORE SOMETIMES YOU BITE THE BULLET AND FLIP FLOP ON THE FLOOR THEY TELL YOU WHERE TO GO THEY TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. THEY SET YOUR FACE ON FIRE THEN STOMP IT OUT WITH THEIR SHOES. I AIN'T NO FOOL. MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL. THE TIMES I CAN'T COMPLAIN ARE THE TIMES I SO THE MOST. ON A DIET OF BLACK COFFEE AND PROZAC BUTTERED TOAST. THESE EUNUCHS IN THEIR PRADA AND GUCCI FLAVORED CLOTHES, WOULDN'T KNOW A FRESH PERSPECTIVE IF IT BIT 'EM UP ON THE NOSE I AIN'T NO FOOL. MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL. DON'T DO AS THEY SAY JUST SAY AS THEY DO. NO FLAVOR'S QUITE SO BITTER AS THE TASTE OF ONE'S OWN SHOE I AIN'T NO FOOL. MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL Dirty Drowning Man I'M A DOG A DIRTY FLTING DOG I DRINK CAMPARI WITH MARINATED WILD HOG I'VE NO SENSE I LICK ELECTRIC FENCE I PUT BARBED WIRE IN MY PANTS AND DO A CELTIC DANCE BUT WHEN I CAN. I AM A GIVING MAN I'LL FLIP YOU OUT THE FIRE AND BACK UP INTO THE FRYING PAN AND IF YOU'RE DOWN LOOKING LIKE YOUR'RE GONNA DROWN OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS I'M THE ONE WHO'S MOST APT TO STICK AROUND I'M A DROWNING MAN WHO WILL SAVE THIS DROWNING MAN WHO WILL SAVE THIS DROWNING MAN WHO WILL SAVE THIS DIRTY DROWNING MAN YOU'RE SO FINE SO BRIGHT AND SHINEY FINE AND I'M SO PROUD TO SAY THAT YOU IN FACT ARE A FRIEND OF MINE AND DOUBLY PLEASED WITH CROOKED WOBBLY KNEES I DIVE ON IN AND BACKSTROKE RIGHT ACROSS THESE SEAS OF CHEESE BUT ON THE TIMES WHEN I'M NOT SUCH A GIVING MAN PLEASE FLIP ME OUT THE FIRE AND BACK UP INTO THE FRYING PAN AND IF YOU'RE DOWN LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DROWN OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS I'M THE ONE WHO'S MOST APT TO STICK AROUND i'M A DROWNING MAN WHO WILL SAVE THIS DROWNING MAN WHO WILL SAVE THIS DROWNING MAN WHO WILL SAVE THIS DIRTY DROWNING MAN |