Electric Uncle Sam:
I AM THE PLAN, I AM THE MAN
WHO TELLS YOU WHAT AND WHEN YOU CAN
I'M THE OLD ONE THAT TORMENTS YOU
I AM THE VOICE THAT TELLS YOU TO

DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH YOU FINGERS IN MY PIE
MESS WITH ME AND BOY YOU'RE SURELY GONNA' dIE
IF EVER YOUR'RE IN DOUBT ABOUT WHO OR WHERE I AM
I'M HERE, I'M THERE, I'M EVERYWHERE
I AM YOUR UNCLE SAM

ELECTRIC UNCLE SAM

YOU BEG ME PLEASE ON BENDED KNEES
NOT TO SIT AMONG THE ENEMIES
IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANNA DANCE
THEN STEP ASIDE AND TAKE A CHANCE

DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH YOU FINGERS IN MY PIE
MESS WITH ME AND BOY YOU'RE SURELY GONNA' DIE
IF EVER YOUR'RE  IN DOUBT ABOUT WHO OR WHERE I AM
I'M HERE, I'M THERE, I'M EVERYWHERE
I AM YOUR UNCLE SAM

ELECTRIC UNCLE SAM



Natural Joe
THERE'S A BOY OUT 'LUMA WAY
NAMED JOE EUEGENE
HE'S ONE MELLOW ASS SON OF A BITCH-A

HE LOVES HIS WHEAT GRASS
AND COLD BEAN CURD
HE'S ONE HEALTHY ASS SON OF A BITCH-A

BUT LATE AT NIGHT
HE SNEAKS ON DOWN TO THE LIQUOR STORE
FOR A BOTTLE OF SHEEP DIP

NATURAL JOE
GOT AN EASY FLOW
WHEREVER HE GOES
THEY SAY "HERE COMES JOE"

JOE'S HE'S A HAPPY MAN
AND HE WON'T DO YOU WRONG
HE'S ONE RESPECTABLE SON OF A BITCH-A

NOW JOE AIN'T NO PATRIARCH
BUT HE'S SMOOTH WITH THE GIRLS
HE AIN'T NO CHAUVINISTIC SON OF A BITCH-A

BUT LATE AT NIGHT
HE SNEAKS ON DOWN TO THE PORNO STORE
FOR A LITTLE BIT OF...

NATURAL JOE
HE'S HANGIN' LOW
WHEREVER HE GOES
THEY SAY "HERE COMES JOE"

THERE'S A BOY OUT 'LUMA WAY
NAMED JOE EUGENE
HE'S ONE MELLOW ASS SON OF A BITCH-A

HE DON'T LIKE FIREARMS
HE DON'T OWN KNIVES
HE'S ONE PACIFISTIC SON OF A BITCH-A

BUT LATE AT NIGHT
HE EASES ON DOWN TO THE VIDEO STORE
FOR A LITTLE BIT OF .....

NATURAL JOE
GOT AN EASY FLOW
WHEREVER HE GOES
THEY SAY "HERE COMES JOE"

NATURAL JOE
LOOKIN SLOW AND LOW
LOOK THERE HE GOES
NATURAL JOE



Lacquer Head
SOMETIMES BORED SOMETIMES LONELY
PIMLE FACED AND RATHER HOMELY
HE WASN'T MUCH FOR SOCIALIZIN'
THE TV KEPT A  MESMERIZIN'

IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER
PICKED UP A TRICK FROM HIS OLDER BROTHER
GOT HIM A CAN OF SNIFFIN' SAUSE
PINNED HIS MIND UPON THE CROSS

LACQUER HEAD KNOWS BUT ONE DESIRE
LACQUER HEAD SETS HIS SKULL ON FIRE
LACQUER HEAD KNOW NO IN BETWEENS
HUFFIN' ON BAGS ON GASOLINE

SNIFFIN' PAINT SINCE THE SEVENTH GRADE
SHE WAS HIGH ON GIN AND GATORADE
ON TURPENTINE SHE LOST HER LUCK
FELL IN FRONT OF A SPEEDING PICK-UP TRUCK

HE WAS A BOY OF SOFT DEMEANOR
AND HE LOVED HIS CARBURETOR CLEANER
THE VAPOR MADE A SWEET AROMA
HE SNIFFED HIMSELF INTO A COMA

LACQUER HEAD FEEDS HIS ONE DESIR
LACQUER HEAD SETS HIS BRAIN ON FIRE
LACQUER HEAD KNOWS NO IN BETWEENS
HUFFIN ON BAGS OF GASOLINE

KEEP ON SNIFFIN' TILL YER BRAIN GOES POP

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