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3x3 Eyes Fanfiction - "What If ... OF COURSE"
Written by: Mr. Kaiyanwang
Email: Mr_Kaiyanwang@yahoo.com
Website: http://www.geocities.com/mr_kaiyanwang
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Copyright info: The cast of "3x3 Eyes" belongs to Yuzo Takada, Pioneer, and other copyright 
holders. "Mr. Satan", "Satan City", etc belongs to Akira Toriyama, Toei, and other copyright 
holders. "Mutsumi Otohime" belongs to Ken Akamatsu, and other copyright holders. "Neko-chan" 
belongs to me, Mr. Kaiyanwang.


"OF COURSE a human can be made Sanjiyan by the Humanity Ritual!!!"


Chapter Twenty Eight:


Radio: Now this looks like a job for me! So everybody, just follow me! Cuz we need a little 
controversy! Cuz it feels so empty without me! I said this looks like a job for me! ...

Amara stood proudly outside his newly remodeled lab. Yes, it was a pain to see it blew up, 
and yes, having his powers stolen from him was also painful... but alas, that was all in 
the past. Luckily for him, since the lab was owned by Mr. Satan, the expenses required to 
patch everything up was covered. And finally, the work was done! Now the golf pants wearing 
scientist could go back to doing what he loved best -- cloning.

Or so he thought. Just as he was about ready to step inside the new cloning lab, he had an 
all too familiar voice calling him; beckening to him. Amara had an uneasy look on his face 
as he heard the voice call him.

Shiva (in an annoying, taunting voice): Amaaaaara! Amaaaaara!

Amara (sighs): What is it, Shiva? What are you doing here, and what do you want?

Shiva (smirks): What, can't a SON just go up to his old man and say HI?

Amara shuddered upon hearing those words out of Shiva's mouth. "Son"...?! No way... Ushasu 
had disowned their relationship a long time ago. At that point, Amara turned around to 
face Shiva... and oddly, he suddenly had a cigar in his mouth that he hadn't had before as 
well as a New York accent. And what was even stranger is that the entire street suddenly 
became a large auditorium stage...?!

Amara (smokes, then takes the cigar out): Listen, kid, I ain't your Pops no more. That was 
a long time ago, and that time has passed. Alright?

Shiva (shakes head): No! You're still here, and I'm still here! Why can't we be family 
again??

Amara (inhales): Hey, if that was possible, I'd go for it. But it ain't. I'm sorry, alright?

Shiva (shakes head): B-but...

Amara (annoyed): Forget about it! You think I don't see how happy your motha was with that 
new guy? You don't think I saw that nice dress she worn? She ain't neva did wear anything 
like that when we were together! Not once!

Shiva (O_o;): Uhm... that's cuz you both never WERE together...

Amara (whispers to Shiva): I know, I know... but I had to make it dramatic so the scene 
would work!

Shiva (nods): Ohh, okay. Where were we again?

Amara (points at script): You were just about to convince me why we should go back to 
being a family.

Shiva (skims through the scripts): Hmm... nah... no... uh-uh... too soapy. I hate doing 
soap operas. Tell ya what, why don't we just dump the scripts and cut to the chase?

Amara (shrugs): Sure, it'd save us a ton of time.

Shiva (nods): Cool, then I assume you know why I'm here?

Amara (nods): Well, not entirely, but I did see Ushasu-chan in that nice dress, riding down 
the street with that blonde pretty boy.

Shiva (O_o;): Ushasu-*chan*? When did you get close with Mother-sama?

Amara (smirks): Hey, I *am* your Father-sama, aren't I?

Shiva (O_O;;): Man... first Mother-sama gets a new boyfriend, and now Father-sama is calling 
Mother-sama with baby suffixes? What the hell is this world coming to?!

Amara (shrugs): Umm... well, anyway, I put two and two together after that and figured you 
or Benares was gonna stop by. Looks like I was right.

Shiva (smirks): Heh, and right you are! So then I trust you know what to do?

Amara (grins): Oh definitely, and you came to the right man for the job. I'll woo back my 
dear Ushasu-chan from that blonde pretty boy in no time!

Amara raised his fists into the air with a grin, confident about his abilities. He turned 
to Shiva for support, expecting his son to rejoice with him... however, the God of 
Destruction merely stared at him in confusion. What the hell? Amara stared at his son and 
questioned his lack of enthusiasm.

Amara (...): Umm, why aren't you celebrating?

Shiva (O_o;;): Uh, Father-sama, I never said I wanted you to lure Mother-sama back in your 
arms with love. And what the hell... "woo"?!

Amara (confused): Huh? You didn't?

Shiva (shakes head): Nope, 'fraid not.

Feeling somewhat disappointed, Amara slowly placed his raised arms back down from the air 
and to his side. He scratched his head as he wondered why Shiva wanted to see him in the 
first place...

Amara (scratches head): Umm... then what is this meeting all about?

Shiva smirked and snickered evilly at the thought of his carefully contructed plan. This was 
brilliant... so brilliant that he just could not help but laugh out loud evilly. Sure, Shiva 
might not have had his fill of ice mocha in the morning, but nevertheless, he was able to 
created such a brilliant plan to get rid of George that it was almost foolproof! ...well, 
unless Amara somehow messes up, but even then he had plan B under the belt.

Shiva (laughs evilly): Bwahahahahaha!

Amara (creeped out): Umm... son, you're starting to scare me.

Shiva (grins): Hehehehehe... listen up, Father-sama! I've devised a huge plan to get rid of 
Mother-sama's new boyfriend, and your role in it is essential!

Amara (listens carefully): Okie dokey...?

Shiva (points at the lab): First of all, have you repaired all the damage that was done to 
your lab?

Amara (nods): Yeah, it's all patched up.

Shiva (smirks): Excellent! Now, come here so I can whisper the plan to you!

Amara (O_o;): Umm, is that really necessary? It's just you and me right now...

Shiva (annoyed): Silence! If I don't whisper it, then everybody would know of my plans! And 
if that happens, we might as well just flush this story's suspense down the toilet! Do you 
understand?! Now get your ass over here!

Amara (O_O;;): Whoa! Okay, okay, I'm coming... damn.

And with that, Amara walked over to Shiva, and the plan was whispered and revealed to him. 
Amara's eyes widen upon hearing all the ugly details of Shiva's plan, and his part in it. 
He couldn't help but question Shiva's sanity. Sure, he might have doubted that his son was 
insane, but now all the doubts were cleared...

Amara (shocked): Y-you can't be serious?!

Shiva (grins): Ah, but I am, Father-sama! Bwahahahahaha!


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Meanwhile, not too far away, there was a happy couple happily enjoying themselves in the 
street festival. The man worn a metallic, silver suit, while the woman worn a green and 
yellow dress. Both were laughing, joking, and, best of all, eating a shush-kabob. With BBQ 
sauce on it, if I may add! Mmmm... uhh, anyway, they were happy. And yes, they were both 
George and Ushasu.

With that being the case, you didn't think they would actually be spending time *alone*, 
did you? Of course not, Shiva made sure of that. Now, in normal circumstances, Shiva would 
not hesitate to personally take on the task of keeping an eye on his mother and her new 
boyfriend. However, since he was busy carrying out his plans with Amara, he naturally gave 
Benares the job instead. And the dragon Wu took this task very seriously.

Dressed in an army camaflague pants and dark green sleeveless shirt, the big guy carefully 
kept his distance away from his targets to make sure that no one could tell that he was 
following them. But anyone with a pair of eyes could tell what he was doing, with the 
exception of the happy couple themselves.

Loud pop music was played over the booming speakers, and some of the festival goers began 
to dance and celebrate the day. After all, today happened to be Satan Saturday, which was a 
holiday in the city. Thus explained the festival activities and the cheerful atmosphere. 

Our favorite Sazan Eyes heroes, Yakumo, Pai, Yohko, and Haan, were also back in the fun 
festival. Haan in particular was especially enjoying himself. He had decided to pull out 
some dance moves since he enjoyed the beat of the pop music. Yohko watched on, laughing and 
clapping her hands at the same time. Yakumo sweatdropped as he uncomfortably watched Haan 
groove to the music, while Pai rested her head onto his right shoulder.

Yakumo (^_^;;): Man, I never knew Haan could dance like that...

Pai (smiles): Yakumo, why don't you dance with Haan!

Yakumo (O_O;;;): Ehhhh!?

Pai (nods): Yakumo! You know how to dance like Haan, too! So go join him!

Yakumo (scared stiff): N-no way, Pai...

By now, several other passerbys have joined Haan in dancing, and a crowd had formed a wide 
circle around them. At that point, Haan began to breakdance. He swirled and jumped around on 
the ground. Luckily for him, Yakumo had taught Haan a few martial art moves, and they 
became handy as the Magic Merchant converted them to breakdancing moves. This was almost 
like a stage performance, with Haan being the star and the other dancers as background 
dancers. Hell, you could even see spot lights pointing at the Merchant...

All that commotion finally caught George and Ushasu's attention, and the two decided to 
check out what was going on. And boy, were the pleasantly surprised to see several familiar 
faces! ...well, Ushasu was, anyway. George raised an eyebrow as he saw a spikey blonde hair 
guy jumping and twirling.

Ushasu (laughs): Hey, isn't that Yohko's boyfriend??

George (raises eyebrow): Who?

Way, way in the back was poor Benares, who had lost track of Ushasu and George once they had 
entered the crowded circle. Damn it! How was he going to carry out this mission?! There was 
no doubt in the dragon Wu's mind that his master would be ultra pissed if he failed another 
mission! Growling, Benares walked over to the crowded circle, stomping and smashing the 
ground with every step. Passerbys' eyes bugged out as they saw Benares in action.

The Wu shoved and literally tossed people aside as he entered through the crowd, searching 
for Ushasu and George. People were seen tossed into the air, shoved far away, or moved by 
other violent means. Benares growled as he desperately searched for Mother-sama. And it was 
at that point that he noticed the all too familiar faces of Yakumo Fujii, Parvati, Houasyou, 
and the damn Magic Merchant.

And they noticed him, too... particularly Yakumo and Pai.

Yakumo (smirks at Benares): Benares... I thought I felt your youki somewhere.

Benares (grins): Well, well, if it isn't Yakumo Fujii! You and Parvati were supposed to be 
out of this city, weren't you?

Yakumo (smirks): Yeah, but we couldn't help but enjoy the city just a little bit more. Why are 
you out here, anyway?

Benares (shrugs): That's none of your concern. What you should be worried about is keeping 
Parvati safe, young man!

Yakumo (glares at Benny): If you think you'll use her for the ceremony, then you --

However, midway through Yakumo's sentence, Benares disappeared from sight, using his ultra 
speed. Why? Simple, the dragon Wu had relocated his targets! Zooming left and right, Benares 
jumped through people with beast magics, and finally stopped before Ushasu and George. But 
by then, he was tired and took a deep breath. Ushasu and George stared at him with confusion.

Ushasu (...): Umm... Benares? What are you doing here, and why are you dressed like an army 
soldier?

Benares (out of breath): Hah... no time... to talk... must... keep watch... of... Mother-sama 
and foolish idiot...

Ushasu (O_O): WHAT!?

George (O_o): He was stalking us?

Ushasu (sighs): Benares, did Rudo send you here?

Benares (catches breath and speaks into walkie-talkie): Kaiyanwang-sama... I have secured 
Mother-sama...

Walkie-talkie (snickers): Hee hee hee! Good job, Benny! Now we shall begin the almighty plan 
A!

Benares smirked evilly in response. Ushasu could only glare, annoyed at her child and his Wu, 
as well as anticipating what was about to happen.


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END OF CHAPTER 28