*********************************************** 3x3 Eyes Fanfiction - "What If ... OF COURSE" Written by: Mr. Kaiyanwang Email: Mr_Kaiyanwang@yahoo.com Website: http://www.geocities.com/mr_kaiyanwang *********************************************** Copyright info: The cast of "3x3 Eyes" belongs to Yuzo Takada, Pioneer, and other copyright holders. "Mr. Satan", "Satan City", etc belongs to Akira Toriyama, Toei, and other copyright holders. "Mutsumi Otohime" belongs to Ken Akamatsu, and other copyright holders. "Neko-chan" belongs to me, Mr. Kaiyanwang. "OF COURSE a human can be made Sanjiyan by the Humanity Ritual!!!" Chapter Twenty Seven: Radio: Well, I'm not there all the time, you know, some people, some people, some people call it insane! Yeah, they call it insane! SUGAH! I play Russian Roulette everyday, a man's sport, with a bullet called life! Yeah, a bullet called life! SUGAH! Benares sped down the street on his very own Shou-Rin, and his Fuu-Yao-Chi-Chuu followed closely behind with 4 bags of breakfast goods on its back. In a matter of seconds, the Wu was right back in front of the mansion. He pulled a walkie-talkie out of his pocket and turned it on. Benares (whispers): Commander Benares to base! Commander Benares to base! Walkie-talkie (whispers back): Yes, Commander. What's the status of the mission? Benares (whispers): Mission complete and a success! I am now standing in front of the entrance! Permission to enter! Walkie-talkie (whispers): Permission granted! Enter at once! Benares (salutes walkie-talkie): Sir, yes, sir! With that, the huge mansion door opened, and the Wu sped inside with his beast magics. By now, all the people inside the mansions were awake and ready to serve. Benares and the beasts sped up to Shiva's room. The second they got there, Shiva opened his door and welcomed them in. Benares recalled his beasts, and the breakfast goods sat on the bedroom door. Shiva (rubs hands together): Finally! I've been waiting for my iced mocha forever! The God of Destruction torn open all the bags in search for his icy drink as Benares watched on with a proud smile. However, as he torn open the fourth bag, he realized that his drink was nowhere to be found. Confused, he looked up at Benares for an explaination. Shiva (confused): Benny...? Where's my iced mocha? However, Benares was just as confused as his master was. The chocolate donuts were there. The muffins were all there, in addition to some extra corn muffins. Hot coffee, hot tea, and orange juice were all there. Yet the iced mocha glaringly was not. And that pissed Shiva off. He didn't care about anything else; sure, the donuts and muffin were yummy and all, but without the iced mocha, they were nothing! And who the hell told Benares to buy hot coffee, tea, and orange juice?! Shiva (glares at Benares): This was a simple mission, Benny! All you had to do was get me a cold, tasty iced mocha drink! That's all you had to do! But you failed! Failed! Benares (bows): I'm terribly sorry, Master. Shiva (glares): Did you even order any of this, or did you just scared them off of someone?! Benares (nervous looks around the room): Eep. Uhmmmm... At that point, Ushasu walked into the room cheerfully. Wearing a strangly fitting yellow and green dress with no sleeves, she hummed a happy tune and smiled at both Shiva and Benares. Both of them raised an eyebrow at her in response. Shiva (O_o): Uh, Mother-sama? Benares (o_O): Um, Mother-sama? Ushasu (smiles): Hmm? Yes, boys? Shiva (O_o;): What the hell's the matter with you? Benares (o_O;): Yeah, what the hell's... uhm... what the heck's the matter with you? Ushasu (smiles): Oh, just this and that. Hurry up and finish your breakfast, kids! Shiva (O_o;;): What the hell for? Benares (o_O;;): Yeah, what the heck for? Ushasu (glares sternly): Hey, watch your language! I want George's first impression of you two to be a good one! Shiva (O_o;;;): Eh? Who the hell is George?! Benares (o_O;;;): Yeah, who the heck is George?! Ushasu (sighs happily): Oh, he's just... everything... sighhhh... Shiva (looks at Benares): What the hell is wrong with Mother-sama? Why is she acting like that? Benares (looks at Shiva): Yeah, what the heck is wrong with -- Shiva (smacks the back of Benares' head): BENNY! Benares (^_^;;;): Oww... err, whoops. Forgive me, Master. Shiva (shrugs): Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now tell me, what's up with Mother-sama? Benares (examines Ushasu): Hmmmmm... Benares rubbed his chin as he studied Ushasu's actions. She was twirling and twirling around the room, slowly dancing in a fluid motion. Almost like a graceful ballerina. Her long, blonde hair was curled up into a spikey ball, held in place by a long needle like one of those traditional Japanese hairstyles from the past. And she had an almost careless, relaxed expression on her face, which was a complete 180 from the usual stern, tough as nails look she usually had. Yup, this could only be the cause of one thing, and Benares was pretty sure of it. Shiva (waiting): Well? Benares (rubs chin): Um-hmm... yup, I know just what it is, Master. Shiva (impatient): Uhm, would you care to tell the rest of the world what that might be? Benares (nods): Master, I'm afraid that Mother-sama is... is... Shiva (waits): Yes... yes...?! Benares (nods): Sir, she's gone mad. I'm very sorry. Shiva (gasps): You... you must be kidding! Somewhere, the sound of somebody falling to the floor comically was heard. Benares and Shiva looked around to find Neko-chan in front of their room. She was lying on the floor on her back with her legs twitching in the air. ^^;; Shiva and Benares looked at each other in confusion. Shiva (raises an eyebrow): Uhm... can we help you? Neko-chan pulled herself up and stared at both Shiva and Benares as if they were insane. The two of them raised an eyebrow back at her; in Shiva's case, his 'brow was even higher. In the background, Ushasu was still twirling and dancing happily. Neko-chan (points at Ushasu O_O;;;): Don't you idiots know love when you see it?! Shiva (whispers to Benares): What's she talkin' about? Benares (shrugs and whispers): Beats me. Neko-chan (sighs): You morons! Ushasu is in love! That's why she's twirling lke that! Both Shiva and Benares gasped in shock. The words "Ushasu" and "love" slammed them hard on their faces, and both their eyes widen when they registered Neko's words. Say what?! No way, it couldn't be... no, no, no. No chance. Not with their dearest Mother-sama. Hell, the words "Ushasu" and "love" shouldn't even be in the same sentence! Shiva (denies): Yeah right! Mother-sama isn't in love! No way! Benares (also denies): Yeah, Mother-sama can't be in love! Besides, who would dare to toodle with the mother of the great Kaiyanwang-sama?! Shiva (raises eyebrow): ...toodle? Neko-chan (raises eyebrow): Toodle? Uhm... anyway, yes she is! All the signs are there! She even mentioned the guy, didn't she?? Shiva (turns to Benares): Did she? Benares (rubs chin): Hmm... she did mention a 'George'. Neko-chan (points): Aha! See, I told ya! Shiva (shrugs): Naah! Mother-sama probably meant Curious George, the little monkey in those books. She promised me that she was going to read them to me soon! Neko-chan (sighs): Argh, what are you talking about?! George is SO obviously the guy's name! Benares (smirks): But how are you so sure? Have you seen him for yourself? Neko-chan (...): Well, no, but... At that point, somebody knocked on the door, which caught everybody's attention. Standing in front of the doorway was a handsome man in his late 20's to early 30's. He was dressed up in a silver, metallic suit. He had nice blonde hair, combed in your typical rich pretty boy get up. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this was the much hyped George. Shiva raised his eyebrow and stared at the man in the doorway. Benares folded his arms but had a hand on his chin, examining the man's character. Neko-chan, as tough as she might be, couldn't help but blush... and if even SHE was blushing, that says something about the guy's good looks. Ushasu (estastic): George! What are you doing up here? I thought I said to wait downstairs! George (smirks): Oh, baby, I couldn't stand being without you for so long. Ushasu (giggles): Awww, I'm so sorry... Shiva and Benares shuddered from this sickening display of affection... especially Shiva. Actually, it was just Shiva that shivered terribly, but Benares also trembled since he and Shiva were linked via the immortality spell. Neko-chan herself was about to throw up... the only reason she was suddenly supporting Ushasu and her newfound love life was because Latori had asked her to show more of her 'feminine side'. But man, even THIS was too much! Neko-chan (covers mouth with hand): E-excuse me... Shiva and Benares noticed Neko-chan's uncomfortable position and snickered, laughing at her misfortune. At that point, George noticed and pulled out a hankerchief from his pocket. He offered it to Neko-chan, who accepted it... however, as Neko-chan grabbed the hankerchief, she noticed that George's hand was still firmly gripped on it. The result was what appeared to most as Neko-chan grabbing George's hand. Uh-oh... Neko-chan (blushes): Eh...? George smiled and daringly placed his other hand on top of Neko-chan's hand. Neko-chan stared at him in confusion, yet blushing beet red from the contact. Shiva and Benares both also stared, although their's was that of shock. Instantly, Neko-chan, Shiva, and Benares realized *exactly* what was happening, and none of them liked it. Neko-chan quickly pulled her hand away and ran out of the room, mainly due to her about to barf, but also partly because she was scared stiff from George's brave moves. Ushasu (oblivious): What's wrong with Neko-chan? George (looks around): Oh, don't worry about her. So, where are the little kids that you wanted me to meet? Ushasu (points at Shiva and Benares): Oh, here they are! The one with blonde hair is my son Rudo, and the big guy is his Wu, Benares. Guys, say hello. George (surprised): Uhm, these guys are the little kids you keep talking about? Ushasu (nods): Uh-huh! Aren't they adorable?? George (O_O): Uhm... I guess. Hi there. Shiva (reluctant): ...hi. Benares (also reluctant): ...yo. George (whispers to Ushasu): I thought you said they were little kids! Ushasu (nods again): They're so cute, aren't they? George (O_O): Uh... sure... say, babe, let's go have some fun around the city! Ushasu (cheerful): Okay, let's go! I'll be back home late, kids! With that, Ushasu and George both left the room and out of the mansion to a day of fun in the city. At that point, both Shiva and Benares turned to each other. Shiva (O_o): What the hell was that all about?! Benares (mocking George in a high pitched voice): Oh, baby, I can't stand being without you! Shiva (smirks): Hehe, that was sick. But Benny, did you see him making moves on Neko?? Benares (rubs chin): Yes, I did, Kaiyanwang-sama. I think we might have a potential cheater on our hands... Shiva (nods): You read my mind, Benny. Now I might not be happy with it, but if being in love with that nimrod makes Mother-sama happy, then so be it. But if he thinks he can be a two timer with Mother-sama and Neko, he's got another thing coming! Am I right, Benny?? Benares (smirks): Right as always. So... what do we do about it? Shiva (walks around thinking): Hmmmmm... Shiva walked around the room in circles, thinking up of a brilliant plan. Benares sat on the floor in the middle of the room with a hand on his chin, also thinking. Shiva placed his arms on his back as he came to the window. He took a look outside, and it was right there that he got an idea. Shiva smirked as he observed the activities outside in the city. He motioned Benares to come over, and the big Wu got up and did just that. Benares looked out the window, but couldn't see what was so special about it. All he could spot was some weird looking guy opening up a lab across the street from the mansion. Benares (confused): Kaiyanwang-sama, what's this all about? Shiva (points to the scene outside): Benny, do you not see that?! Benares (looks outside): Hmm... I see a guy down there, and if I'm not mistaken, he's the same guy that brought me here to Satan Mansion a little while ago. Shiva (smirks): Hehe... do you know who else he is? Benares (rubs chin): Umm... no, I'm afraid I don't... Shiva (folds arms): Benny, he's only the person that gave me life! Benares (gasps): Eh?! Kaiyanwang-sama, you mean he's... he's... Shiva (nods): That's right, the one and only... Benares (in shock): ...Father-sama! Shiva (nods again): Damn right. And he's also the perfect weapon we've got against that George guy! Benares (smirks evilly): Well, Kaiyanwang-sama, I can see that this is going to get VERY interesting! Shiva (also smirks evilly): Yes, indeed... hehehehehe...! * * * END OF CHAPTER 27