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3x3 Eyes Fanfiction - "What If ... OF COURSE"
Written by: Mr. Kaiyanwang
Email: Sanjiyan82@hotmail.com
Website: http://www.geocities.com/mr_kaiyanwang
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Copyright info: The cast of "3x3 Eyes" belongs to Yuzo Takada, Pioneer, and other copyright 
holders. "Mr. Satan", "Satan City", etc belongs to Akira Toriyama, Toei, and other copyright 
holders. "Neko-chan" belongs to me, Mr. Kaiyanwang.


"OF COURSE a human can be made Sanjiyan by the Humanity Ritual!!!"


Chapter Fourteen:


Radio: Sheeps go to heaven, Goats go to hell. Sheeps go to heaven, Goats go to hell. Oh no ... 
oh yeah .... alright. I don't wanna go to sunset strip, I don't wanna feel the emptyness. Bold 
my keys with stupid band names, I don't wanna go to sunset strip. I don't wanna go to sunset 
strip, I don't wanna feel the emptyness. Bold my keys with stupid band names, I don't wanna go 
to sunset ... striiiip.

Out in the battle field, Neko-chan and Benares were still going at it. Neko-chan jumped in 
the sky and doved down at Benares with her kitana in hand. Benares looked up, smirked, then 
moved away with extreme speed milli-seconds before Neko-chan hit the ground. She hit the ground 
with a BOOM. Dust, smoke, and debris formed

Benares folded his arm as he continued to smirk. When the dust settled, Neko-chan can be clearly 
seen standing. She was unscathed and her sword was still in hand.

Benares (smirks): Heh, not bad at all. But you can't expect to win with tactics like that.

Neko-chan dusted herself off and glared at Benares.

Neko-chan (glares): So far I'm the only one with any offenses. Why don't you show me what YOU 
can do?

Benares (grins): Gladly.

The Wu unfolded his arms and extended his right at her. Still grinning, he calmly whispered.

Benares (whispers): By the name of the great Benares, come out! Kuan-Yaa!

Benares' hand began to glow a faint white. Then at once, the dragon-headed beam formed and 
escaped from the Wu's hand. It zoomed at its target with great speed. However, Neko-chan 
remained standing and even smirked.

Neko-chan (smirks): Hah, I knew you'd use something like that! In-Yaa!

Neko-chan instantly extended her hand and a misty, black beam not unlike Kuan-Yaa formed. It 
zoomed with speed identical to Kuan-Yaa and chased it. The two beams collided with each other 
and caused a loud explosion.

Benares (still smirking): Heh. Impressive.

Suddenly, Benares charged at Neko-chan. His speed was so great that by the time Neko became 
aware and tried to defend herself, Benares had already put a right fist on her gut. Neko's eyes 
and mouth widened. This action stunned her so much that she dropped her sword. Benares, still 
sporting a cocky smirk, pulled out his fist and then promptly kicked her side with his right 
leg. Milli-seconds after impact, Neko-chan went flying across the grass. She landed a few feet 
away from Benares.

Benares (folds arms): Tsk-tsk-tsk. How disappointing.

Slowly, Neko-chan pulled herself up from the grass. While in a sitting position, she coughed 
out some blood. She wiped her mouth with one hand. With the other, she grabbed her left side 
in pain. Red smoke emitted from her wounds as she continued to pull herself up.

Benares (smirks again): You wanted offense, I gave you offense.

By now Neko-chan had gotten to her feet. The red smoke was still visible. She looked up to 
Benares and a grin formed. Benares' smirk faded and a look of confusion was on his face.

And then with equal speed, Neko-chan zoomed from where she was and reappeared right in front 
of Benares! Benares' eyes widened in confusion. Neko's grin grew wider as she crumbled her 
right hand into a fist and punched Benares' face! It made contact, knocking Benares a couple 
of steps behind. Neko crumbled her other hand and punched Benares again. Left, right, left, 
right ... Benares was a like a punching bag.

After a few more punches, Neko-chan grabbed both of Benares' shoulders with both her hands. 
Using the shoulders for support, she pulled herself off the ground and slammed Benares' chin 
with her knees! Still hanging in the air, she did a backflip and landed in front of the big Wu. 
Several more lightning fast punches knocked Benares away from her.

Still standing on his feet, Benares shook his head to clear it. He reopened his eyes, which 
had been closed during Neko-chan's assault. Blood dripped down his lips, both of which had 
been busted from the knee attack.

Neko-chan (grins): How's that?


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Back in the mansion, Shiva, Ushasu, and Latori were sneaking around the place. Somehow, Shiva 
and the two Goddesses had made an escape from Neko-chan and were finding a quiet place to 
perform the Humanity Ritual. However, every room they went to were occuplied for some strange 
reason. Finally, Ushasu came up with an idea.

Ushasu (lightbulb): I've got it! I know of a place where we can perform the ceremony!

Latori (looks at Ushasu): Where is that?

Shiva (shrugs): Who cares! As long as it's a quiet place where nobody will interrupt, it's 
fine with me!

Ushasu (smirks): Then follow me! I'm sure the place should be closed by now!

And with that, the three continued to sneak around the mansion. Eventually they left the house 
and went across the street ......


* * *


Youko and Haan were STILL inside the mansion. She had her hands full with Haan, who seemed to 
have lost his memory.

Youko (pleads): Haan! It's Youko! How could you forget me!?

Haan (O_o at Youko): I didn't forget you! How could I forget someone I'd never met before!?

Youko (points at forehead): I'm your Wu, Haan!

Haan (O_o at Youko some more): I have a Wu? What are you trying to pull, lady? I'm not even a 
Sanjiyan Unkara!

And then suddenly, Haan's third eye opened with a brilliant flash of light. Sanjihaan smirked 
at Youko.

Sanjihaan (smirks): Hahaha! The most powerful Sanjiyan Unkara has returned!

Youko (^^;;): Uhmm ...

That little sound from Youko caused Sanjihaan to notice her. He immediately stopped laughing 
and focused all his attention on her.

Sanjihaan (smirks): Hello there, beautiful! What's your name?

Youko (O_o;;): Uhhmm ... it's me, Youko. Don't tell me you've lost your memory too, Sanjihaan?

Sanjihaan (gasps): How did you know my name, woman!?

Youko (sighs): Look, Sanjihaan ... is it possible for Haan to come back out?

Sanjihaan (:P): No! ... well, not until you agree to a few things first.

Youko (...): Okay ...

Sanjihaan (holds up one finger): One! I want you to properly address me! From now on you will 
call me "Mr. Sanjihaan"! Do we have an agreement??

Youko (O_o;;): O ... kay ...

Sanjihaan (holds up two fingers): Two! I want you to acknowledge that I am the strongest, most 
powerful Sanjiyan Unkara in existence! Yes or no??

Youko (sighs): Yeah, fine, fine.

Sanjihaan (holds up three fingers): Three! I ... wanna go out with you. Like, on a date.

Youko (shocked): WHAT!?!?

For a moment, there was silence. A gust of wind could be heard throughout the mansion. And 
nobody spoke a word. Not Youko, not Sanjihaan, not the maids, not the butlers, not the 
servants, not even me. No one said anything. But then when that minute was over ...

Youko (O_O;;;): YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!?!?

Sanjihaan (proud smirk): Ah, but I am. So is that a yes?

Youko (!): No! Are you crazy??

Sanjihaan (=_=;;): Why not! I'm the most powerful being in the Universe, so you should be 
honored that I even asked you out!

Youko (annoyed): Listen, you! I'm already taken, so you'll just have to find someone else! Now 
let Haan back out before I get really angry!

Sanjihaan (>:|): No chance!! You didn't agree to my third demand, so you can pretty much forget 
about ever seeing Haan again!

Youko (growls): What!?

That did it. She could no longer stand Sanjihaan and was filled with anger. Uh-oh.

Without thinking, Youko extended her arms and hands and summoned a beast magic! Which one? Why, 
the lightning snake, Rei-Syou!! The beast escaped from her hands and found itself shocking the 
hell outta Sanjihaan.

Sanjihaan (shocked): ArrRrRRRRrrgGgHhhHhHhhhhhh!!!

But of course, that was a stupid move. After about a second of frying Sanjihaan did Youko 
realized that he was her Sanjiyan master! If he dies, then she dies! So obviously she stopped 
her attack. Sanjihaan giggled like an idiot for a few seconds before he dropped to the 
floor like a dead fly.

Sanjihaan (giggles): Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.

Youko quickly ran up to him and checked if he was alright. However, as soon as she was a few 
inches away from him, Sanjihaan began to glow a strange neon color. The color grew brighter and 
brighter until his form cannot be seen.

For some strange reason, the neon glow slowly split into two forms. Youko watched on with 
confusion and shock. The neon glow then began to fade away slowly until it was all gone. And 
then, Youko's eyes widen.

Youko (O_O): Oh ... my ... goodness.

Laying on the floor before Youko Ayanokouji were two unconscious figures. Both of them resembled 
the Magic Merchant known as Haan Hazrat. Yet one of the figures had a third eye on his forehead 
while the other didn't. And the one with the third eye also lacked the scar on the left side of 
his face. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Haan and Sanjihaan had split into two differnet beings.

Slowly, both figures began to regain consciousness. Both of them worn identical clothes. The 
one that seemed to be our Haan -- no third eye and a scar -- yawned as if he was waking up from 
bed. The other one that seemed to be Sanjihaan -- third eye and no scar -- also yawned as if he 
was waking up from a good night's sleep. Both of them pulled themselves off the floor at the 
same time.

Haan walked over to Youko while rubbing his eyes. Houasyou had a look of shock, disbelief, 
etc. Haan looked at her and had a big idiot grin on his face.

Haan (idiot grin): Youko-san! Nice to see you here!

Youko (scratches head): You ... you know who I am? Haan.

Haan (O_o): Of course I do. How could I forget about you, Youko-san??

Sanjihaan was also on his feet, and he was looking at the palms of his hands like he had just 
found something amazing. He then cracked his knuckles. He seemed to find pleasure in the sounds 
of cracking because a smirk slowly formed on his face.

Sanjihaan (smirks): So ... I've finally got my own body.

The sound of Sanjihaan's voice caused both Haan and Youko to look at his direction. Youko 
looked at him with a curious look, while Haan looked at him with a horrified expression.

Haan (horrified): Who ... are you!? And why ... do you look exactly like me!?

Sanjihaan's smirk grew wider as he noticed the two standing in front of him. He folded his 
arm and had a cocky look on his face.

Sanjihaan (smirks): I am Mr. Sanjihaan! I'm -- no, I was -- your alternative Sanjiyan Unkara 
personality!

Haan (gasps): What ...!?!?

Sanjihaan (smirks): Hah, but no more! Thanks to that snake woman's attack, you and I have 
somehow split up into two beings! Now I'll finally get the chance to do what I've always 
wanted to do -- without you getting in the way!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!

Youko (thinking): Hmm ... does this mean that he also regained his memories?

Sanjihaan (still smirking): Hahaha! Now when I go wait in line for an hour to buy a movie 
ticket, I don't have to worry about you popping out and using the body when it gets to be my 
turn on line!

Haan (O_o;;;): Uhh, we never did that.

Sanjihaan (still smirking): Or do I have to worry about you popping out and using the body 
when I'm using the bathroom!!

Haan (O_O;;;): I DEFINITELY don't do that.

Sanjihaan (still smirking): Bwahahahahaha!! I'm free!! Free at last!! Yaaahhhhhhh!!! Heed 
my warning, world!! The reign of Mr. Sanjihaan will soon begin!!!

And with that, Sanjihaan walked out of Satan Mansion while still laughing like a maniac. 
Haan and Youko could only watch in shock, disbelief, and utter ridicule.


* * *


Back in the grass field of Satan Mansion, Benares and Neko-chan were having some sort of 
stare down. Both of their injuries had already been healed by now. Both of them knew just how 
powerful the other were.

Benares (grins): Heh heh, it seems that I had underestimated you.

Neko-chan (folds arms): Not that I'm surprised.

Benares (points at Neko-chan): Well, I'll let you know right now that in my eyes, you are no 
longer a woman. So therefore, I am going to fight you as I would a man. How's that?

Neko-chan (smirks): Bring it on, honey.

And with that, Benares once again charged after Neko. When he was only about an inch away 
from her head, he threw a hard left jab. Neko-chan ducked and used an uppercut with her right 
fist and arm, knocking Benares' chin again. However, his grin never escaped his face. The Wu 
grabbed her wrist with his left hand and punched her in the gut with his right.

Neko-chan cried in pain, but it wasn't enough to keep her down. She grabbed Benares' face 
with her left hand and summoned Tou-Chao!!

Neko-chan (summons): Tou-Chao!! Come out!!

Sharp, glowing claws cut through Benares' face. Benares, however, seemed the least affected. 
Rather, he appeared to be only annoyed at that. With his hand still grabbing her wrist, 
Benares tossed her into the air and raised his hands.

Benares (also summons): Come out now!! Kuan-Yaa!!

A smirk formed on Neko-chan's face as she saw the dragon-headed beam heading towards her. 
She couldn't believe how dumb Benares was. She had taken cared of his Kuan-Yaa once, and she 
can do it again. She raised her hand in front of the coming beast magic.

Neko-chan (smirks): In-Yaa!! Now!!

The dark colored beam escaped from her hand and charged at the light colored beam. However, 
milli-seconds before they were supposed to make contact, Kuan-Yaa somehow changed directions 
and turned left of In-Yaa!! Neko-chan hadn't expected this and was surprised. And because of 
her slow reaction, she couldn't think of another defense in time. Kuan-Yaa made contact with 
her body and an explosion ensued. BOOM!!

Down on the ground, Benares' grin grew again as he watched the orange explosion and black 
smoke. Slowly, the debris and smoke cleared. Neko-chan was nowhere to be seen in the air, 
ground, or anywhere in between. Benares tsk-tsked and spoke in a disappointed tone of voice.

Benares (sighs): And for a second I thought you were a worthy opponent. How disappointing.

Just where was Neko-chan? Did she really lose the bout, or was Benares full of himself again?? 
What about Shiva, Ushasu, and Latori? Where did they go to perform the second coming of the 
Humanity Ritual?? And finally, how about that Sanjihaan?? Just where did HE go?? See ya next 
time in chapter 15!!!


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END OF CHAPTER 14