*********************************************** 3x3 Eyes Fanfiction - "What If ... OF COURSE" Written by: Mr. Kaiyanwang Email: Sanjiyan82@hotmail.com Website: http://www.geocities.com/mr_kaiyanwang *********************************************** Copyright info: The cast of "3x3 Eyes" belongs to Yuzo Takada, Pioneer, and other copyright holders. "Mr. Satan", "Satan City", etc belongs to Akira Toriyama, Toei, and other copyright holders. "Neko-chan" belongs to me, Mr. Kaiyanwang. "OF COURSE a human can be made Sanjiyan by the Humanity Ritual!!!" Chapter Twelve: Radio: It's so safe ... it's so safe floating in the grass ... while above ... while above all your troubles pass ... just be quiet ... they'll go away ...open up your eyyyyyes! ... don't let your mind tell the story here! ... open up your eyyyyyyes! Mr. Narrator (appears from nowhere): Hello everyone. My name is Mr. Narrator, and I have been hired by Mr. Kaiyanwang to narrate the story from this point on. You will be seeing lots of me from now on! Muhahahahahahahahaha!! Mr. Kai (also appears from nowhere): Hey, man! I'm not paying you to laugh! Start narrating the story or you're fired! Mr. Narrator (^_^;;): Uh, yes. Anyway, in the last chapter, Benares and Haan's other personality, Sanjihaan, both went to Satan Mansion to search for the Goddesses Latori and Ushasu. They found them. Sanjihaan was defeated, and now it was Benares' turn! But one person stood in the way -- Latori's Wu, Neko-chan!! However, just as Neko-chan was about to strike the evil dragon Wu, she suddenly recognized him as someone she knew!! What's going on!? Found out now!! * * * In the doctor's room, Sanjihaan was still unconscious. His whole face was being wrapped in white bandage by an old doctor in a brown suit. Sanjihaan looked like a mummy. In the corner, Youko and Latori were talking. Latori (confused): Youko-san, who was that big guy in the lobby earlier?? And why was he walking over to us?? Youko (sighs): That's Benares-sama. He's Kaiyanwang-sama's Wu. Latori (!): Oh, really?? My nephew has such a powerful Wu?? I'm amazed ... Youko (sighs again): I think I've figured out why he's here ... he wants to capture you and your sister for the Humanity Ritual. Latori (gasps): Hmm ... I see. But whyever for?? Youko (serious look): Well, Kaiyanwang-sama is slowly dying. In order to live longer, he needs an additional boost of energy. Your energy. Latori (nods): I see. Well, I'll be happy to donate some energy for my nephew. I'm sure Ushasu would say the same. What!? Did we just hear what Latori said, or was that something of our imagination!? Well, what- ever it was, you can be sure Youko heard it too, and she's just as shocked as we are!! Well, some of us anyway ... Youko (O_O;;): Huh??? What!?!? But once he's back to health, he'll destroy the world!! We can't let that happen!! It'll be the end of the human race as we know it!! Latori (folds arms): Oh, come on, Youko-san! I'm sure Shiva's just playing around. Youko (O_O;;;): No way! I know he means business! You saw how menacing his Wu was! Latori (looks out the door): That gentleman? All he did was walk towards us. I'm pretty sure he's a nice person. In fact, he and Neko-chan are having a friendly conversation right now! Youko was perplexed beyond recognition. She walked over to the doorway and looked for herself ... and found that Latori was right. Benares and Neko-chan were sitting on the steps of the staircase and chitchatting like old friends ...... * * * Benares and Neko-chan were sitting on the step of Satan Mansion's staircase. Neko-chan had put her sword away, and Benares looked more relaxed than he ever had. The two were laughing, grinning, and generally seem to be having a hell of a time chatting with each other. What the hell was going on!? Benares (laughing): Hehe ... oh yeah, that WAS a good one. But it was Kaiyanwang-sama's idea, so I can't take credit for it. Neko-chan (also laughing): But still, it was great how you guys tricked those idiots in the bar. Benares (smirks): Oh yeah. Hey, did I tell you about the time I blew up -- Neko-chan (grins): THE REAL WORLD MANSION!!! Benares (smirks grew wider): YEAH!! You were there, too?? Neko-chan. Neko-chan (also grins wider): Sure! ... well, not really, but I was in the Sanjiyan Unkara Holy Land training. Practically everybody in the area heard the explosion when you blew up the mansion! Benares (surprised): Really?? Neko-chan (suddenly high 5's Benares): YEAH! IT WAS AWESOME!! Benares (high 5's Neko-chan): HELL YEAH!! What the ...!? This ... this is so freaky! What's going on!? Why were Benares and Neko-chan so out of character!? Who was the evil behind all this!? At that point, Neko-chan stood up and got off the stairs. Neko-chan (getting up): Hey, I gotta get back to Latori-sama. It was nice seeing you again, Benares. Benares (nods): Alright, I'll see ya later. With that, the pink-haired warrior walked off to the doctor's office. Benares also got up the stairs and folded his arms. He then heard the sound of someone walking down the steps from above. He looked up, and saw Shiva and Ushasu walking down the steps. A few minutes later, they three were face to face. Shiva (!): Hey, Benny! There you are! Benares (bows): I'm sorry to have caused you to worry, Kaiyanwang-sama. Shiva (shrugs): Ah, don't worry about it. Just then, Shiva pointed at Ushasu, who was standing to the left of him. Benares looked up and looked at her. Shiva (points): This is mother, Benny. Say hello. Benares (nods): Ma'am. Ushasu (nods): Hey. So you're Rudo's Wu? Not bad at all ... Shiva (gloats): Yes, mother. He is Benares, a Master Sorcerer and Dragon God. He is one of the best -- if not THE best -- warrior out there in the Universe. Ushasu (smirks): Really, Rudo! You're just like mommy, always going for the best there is. Shiva (grins): Of course, mother. And then, Benares spoke up. Benares (speaks): Sir, if you'll excuse me, I would like to speak to your mother privately ... Shiva (shrugs): Go ahead. With that, Shiva took off to the sofa across the room. He was served food and drinks from the maids. With Shiva away, Benares then looked at Ushasu and began to speak in a serious tone. Benares (serious tone): Ma'am, it's good to know that you really are Kaiyanwang-sama's mother. Now I feel I can speak to you about certain things ... Ushasu (serious look): Oh? Benares (serious tone): As you may or may not know, your son is slowly dying. He is dying because he does not have enough energy to live. In order to get enough energy, he needs fresh power from 2 other Sanjiyan Unkara's. That is known as the -- Ushasu (sighs): -- Humanity Ritual. I know. Benares (nods): Yes, of course you do. Now, what I am requesting is that you participate in the ritual. Ushasu (nods too): Okay, sure, anything to save my son. Benares (in joy): Excellent. Ushasu (suddenly pauses): But wait a minute ... the Humanity Ritual requires 3 Sanjiyan Unkara, right?? So far it's just Rudo and me. It's not enough, unless ...... Benares (nods): Yes, ma'am. That's the other thing I would like to speak about. Do you believe that your sister Latori would participate the Ritual, too? Ushasu (scratches head): Wait ... what about that Sanjihaan guy?? He's a Sanjiyan Unkara too, isn't he?? Benares (sighs): Certainly ... but we cannot use him. He's not exactly the most powerful Sanjiyan there is, you know ...... Ushasu (nods): I see. Benares (folds arms): There is also another Sanjiyan Unkara by the name of Parvati IV. She is a particularly powerful one as well. However, Kaiyanwang-sama and I are afraid to use her because she is too unstable. Her Wu is ... well, let's just say he's not exactly the type of person we like meddling in our affairs. Ushasu (nods): Really? Speaking of whom ...... * * * All the way back in Tokyo, two figures can be seen inside a restaurant. They were standing in line to purchase some fine food. They were Yakumo and Pai. And they were in MacDonald's. Yakumo was scratching his head. While Pai was busy picking and telling Yakumo what she wanted to eat, Yakumo was clearly not paying any attention. Why not?? Because he was distracted by some guy in the next line. He could sense an enormous youki coming from the guy, and Yakumo wondered who he was. The guy in the line was wearing stripe t-shirt and XXL golf pants. He was quite skinny, and he had pale white skin. He had long, black hair and what seemed to be a horn on top of his head. At the time, the guy was whistling a happy tune. "Whistle While You Work", to be exact. Yakumo continued to stare at the guy. Who was he?? Where did he get such a high youki level!? It was comparable to that of Benares!! And just as he continued to think, he failed to realized that it was already his turn to order in line. That is, until a box of fries hit him in the face. Yakumo quickly turned around and glared at ...... Jake MacDonald (annoyed): Hey, you!! Are you gonna order already!?!? Yakumo (surprised): Jake MacDonald!! What are YOU doing here!? Jake (O_o;;): Well, I work here, Einstein. Hell, I own the damn place! Yakumo (!): You mean to say you own McDonald's!? I never knew ... Jake (O_O;;): What!? I own MACDONALD'S, not MCDONALD'S! There's a difference, ya moron! About a million of them!! Yakumo (gets it): Ohhhhhh! Heh, sorry about that. Jake (annoyed): Yeah, whatever. So are you gonna buy something or what?? I've got customers here! Yakumo (scratches head): Oh, yeah, sure. Ummm ... Pai, what do you want?? Pai (looks): Oh, Pai wants 10 Nachoburgers, 3 orders of 10 turkey MacNuggets, 10 order of fries, and two sodas! Jake (O_O;;;;;;;;): What, are you having a feast? Yakumo (^_^;;): Uhh, just how much is it? Jake (grins): $52.50 in U.S dollars. Yakumo (O_O): F-f-f-f-fifty-two ...... Yakumo pulled out his wallet and kissed it goodbye. After paying up, Yakumo and Pai took their food and found a nearby table to eat. Pai was happy as she munched into her Nachoburger. Yakumo sighed as he took a sip of cola. He looked around the restaurant as Pai ate feriously. Just then, the skinny dude from earlier made his way towards them. The guy stopped just as he reached their table. He had a tray of food on his hands. Amara (...): Uh, excuse me, do you mind sharing this table with me? There's nowhere else to sit, and you have an extra chair. Of course Yakumo didn't mind. He and Pai were sitting on a table for 4 people, and actually had two more free seats. So Yakumo moved down on seat, allowing Amara to take the one he was on. Pai didn't seem to notice any of this. She just continued eating in frenzy. Yakumo stared at her. Amara (O_O;;;): She's a wild one, isn't she? Your girlfriend. The word "girlfriend" caught Yakumo's attention. He turned to Amara, and suddenly recognized him as the guy with the strong youki from earlier. Amara looked back, and was clearly uncomfortable with the way Yakumo was looking at him. Amara (O_o;;;): Uhh ...? Yakumo (looks): You ... you have a strong youki, mister. Are you ... one of Benares' men?? Amara (O_o;;;): Uhm ... who? I don't know anybody named Benares. And my name is Amara. Yakumo (hmm's): Amara ...? Suddenly, a voice spoke up from across the two. Yakumo and Amara turned to find a three-eyed Pai looking back at them. Sanjiyan (serious look): Amara, as in the famous scientist Amara?? The guy who revolutionalized cloning?? Are you one and the same?? The sudden appearance of Sanjiyan spooked Amara. The dude was shocked. Especially the 3rd eye, because he'd recognize that anywhere. Amara (shocked): Well, sometimes I go by that name, yes. Say, uh .. aren't you a Sanjiyan Unkara? Yakumo and Sanjiyan gasped in surprise. How did he know about the legendary Sanjiyan Unkara?? As if reading their minds, Amara answered them. Amara (smirks): I've cloned a Sanjiyan Unkara before. Well, actually, I created a baby for her, but that doesn't matter. But anyway, I never knew there were Sanjiyan Unkara's outside of Satan City ...! This is quite a shock! Yakumo and Sanjiyan gasped in surprised again. Wait a minute ... he didn't just say there were Sanjiyan Unkara in Satan City, did he?? ... And wasn't that the same city Youko, Haan, Benares, and Shiva went to?? Sanjiyan (serious look): Amara, how many Sanjiyan Unkara's are in Satan City? Amara (counts his fingers): One, two ... uh, two. At that point, a smirk formed on Sanjiyan's face ...!? Sanjiyan (smirks): I just got an idea ... Mr. Narrator (voice comes from nowhere): What the ...!? An idea?? What could Sanjiyan possibly have in her mind?? Find out in the next chapter of "Humanity Ritual" chapter 13!! * * * END OF CHAPTER 12