*********************************************** 3x3 Eyes Fanfiction - "What If ... Real World" Written by: Mr. Kaiyanwang Email: Sanjiyan82@hotmail.com Website: http://www.geocities.com/mr_kaiyanwang *********************************************** Copyright info: "The Real World" belongs to MTV and whomever else. The cast of "3x3 Eyes" belongs to Yuzo Takada, Pioneer, and other copyright holders. Also, some names mentioned in this episode belongs to their respective copyright holders. "The Real World ... Holy Land" Episode Four - 7/29/00 Some lady: This is a true story ... about seven strangers ... blah, blah, blah, we all know how it goes. The Real World ... Holy Land. Today's episode opens with everybody gathered in the living room. There were a couple of new couches installed as to make room for the 6 remaining "Real World" members. And apparently, they are holding an audition for a new 7th member. Just incase you didn't tune in to yesterday's episode, the former 7th member used to be Ganesa, who was kicked off by Sanjiyan due to him annoying the hell out of everyone. So now Yakumo, Sanjiyan, Haan, Youko, Benares, and Madurai are here, searching for a new 7th "The Real World ... Holy Land" member!! As to the audition itself, there is quite a long line that seems to be miles away. Men, women, children, youkai, youma, and just about everyone is present! Galga (flaps around the room): Why, hello!! I am Galga, and -- Sanjiyan (bored): Next! Choukai (walks up): Hello, my name is Choukai and -- Sanjiyan (bored): Next! Spazug (climbs around): Hi, my name is -- Sanjiyan (bored): Next! Yakumo (sweatdrops): Uh .. aren't those guys your servants, Benares? Benares (shrugs): Maybe, maybe not. Sanjiyan (annoyed): I said, "NEXT"!! Mr. Kaiyanwang (laughs evilly): Muhahahahaha!! Fear me!! I'm here for that audition of yours, and -- Sanjiyan (bored): Next! Son Goku (scratches head): What am I doing here? Uh ... -- Sanjiyan (bored): Next! Tenchi (flashes a peace sign): Hi, I'm Tenchi Masaki, and -- Sanjiyan (bored): Next! Seiya (waves): I'm Pegasus Seiya, and -- Sanjiyan (bored): Next! Ataru Moroboshi (stares at Sanjiyan, Youko and Madurai): Woooww!! So many cute girls!! Let's -- Sanjiyan (bored): Next! Usagi (looks around her surroundings): Uh, can someone tell me -- Sanjiyan (bored): Next! And this went on and on until late afternoon. By then, everyone was worn out, and there was no more people in line. Sanjiyan had fallen asleep, Haan was on the floor reading his "Crayon Shin-chan" manga, Youko was doing her nails, and Benares decided to once again try to yank of Madurai, who's grasp is stronger than ever. The only one that was still awake, but visibly tired, was Yakumo ... Yakumo (yawns): Boy, am I glad that there's no more -- Suddenly, an all familiar stomping is heard! Rapidally, it was getting closer and closer to the house. Several seconds later, a large figure stands before the 6 casts of "The Real World ... Holy Land". All of them stopped whatever they were doing and was shocked to see ... Ganesa (angry): So, all of you have decided to ditch me, huh? Everyone: G-Ganesa ... !? Yep, that's right, kiddies! Ganesa has returned! And his sweatshirts and pants are more raggedy than ever! Ganesa (sadistic smile): Yeah, that's me. So what's this I hear about an audition for a new memeber? I'm still here in front of you all. Haan (confused): What? You .. you sound like a completely different person, Ganesa! Did you hit you head or something? Ganesa (annoyed): That's none of your concern, Magic Merchant!! I am the great Ganesa, former Wu of the almighty Kaiaynwang!! Everyone was shocked at this sudden obvious change! Even Madurai and Benares! Madurai (shocked): Y-you don't sound like yourself ... ! Ganesa! Ganesa (annoyed and offended): Should I sound any different, Parvati III's former Wu? Why, I've always been like this; Kaiyanwang's ultimate Wu!!! Sanjiyan (raises eyebrow): Uhh .. you were watching "Tele-barnies" yesterday night. Ganesa (confused): I don't recall such actions. Really, Parvati IV, you shouldn't put words in my mouth. Sanjiyan (sweatdrops): I .. uh .. never did put words in your mouth. Get your lines straight, Ganesa. Ganesa (outraged): YOU DARE CORRECT ME, THE ULTIMATE WU, GANESA!?!? I SHALL MAKE YOU PAY, PARVATI IV!! BY THE NAME OF GANESA, COME OUT, REI-SYOU!! Upon command, an electric form shaped like a serpent formed from Ganesa's hand! The serpent jumped at Sanjiyan, but of course, Sanjiyan being the woman that she is, easily deflects the attack with the palm of her hand. The serpent is smashed into the wall, creating another hole. However, Ganesa refuses to give up! Using both hands, he decides to summon even more Beast Magics! Ganesa: Hou-Yuang-Hou-Chao!! Sanjiyan (grins): Like that'll hurt me. Hah! With another massive attack, Sanjiyan deflects that Beast Magic too. Another hole in the wall is borned. By now Ganesa is tired out, and he falls to the floor, breathing rapidly. Sanjiyan, having used too many of her power, also falls to the floor, asleep. It was only 5 seconds later that Pai wakes up and took control of the body. Pai (looks around the destruction): Wow! Looks like Sanjiyan used too much power? Yakumo (sighs): Yeah ... Ganesa (gets up from floor): Well, it looks like it's time for my favorite show! Upon hearing this, the cast gets a look of horror ... !! But it was too late!! By now, Ganesa has managed to open up the television and switched to the right channel!! Haan (disturbed): Ohh, no ... you can't possibly mean that you wanna see ... Pai (confused): ... 3x3 Eyes? Youko (also confused): I never figured Ganesa to be the type to watch violent animes ... And that was that. Later at night during dinner time ... Benares (points): Pass the potatoes. Madurai (points): Someone get me the salad, please. Haan (points): Pass some ketchup my way! Youko (points): Can I get some corn, please? Pai (points): Pai wants the cake! Pai wants the cake! Yakumo (points): I'd like some more biscuits, please! Ganesa (points): Gimme those chicken breasts! My, my, what a busy dinner time it was. Of course, there was one Sanjiyan Unkara that could not get any food due to him being locked in a cola can. So what will he do now? Cola can (points?): Uhm .. can someone slip me some gravy or something? Just like one or two table spoons, please? Benares (shrugs): Busy. Madurai (shrugs): Busy. Haan (shrugs): Busy. Youko (shrugs): Busy. Pai (shrugs): Busy. Yakumo (shrugs): Busy. Ganesa (shrugs): Busy. Cola can (sighs): Damn .. it looks like I won't get any food this way. Only one thing to do!! Suddenly, emerging from the opening of the cola can was an image of a man! But not just of any man, of course ... it was the image of Shiva himself!! This action caught the attention of the other casts that was busy eating!! Cast (yells): KAIYANWANG/SHIVA!!! Shiva can (points at gravy): Food. Benares (nods): Of course. With a grab, the Wu of Shiva pulled the cup filled with gravy and presented to the image of Shiva! Shiva takes the cup and drinks the contents of it away! Shiva tosses the empty cup aside and concentrates on the other consumable food on the table. Shiva can (points at chicken breast): Benares. Benares (nods): Of course. However, there was one small problem with this operation! Just as Benares placed his fingers on the chicken piece, the elephant dude named Ganesa stops the Dragon Lord! Benares glares at Ganesa, his eyes threatening violence if he does not let go soon. Kaiyanwang is also glaring at Ganesa. Ganesa (annoyed): The chicken breasts are MINE and MINE ONLY. Benares (evil grin): Oh, really? Ganesa (glares): Yep. Benares: We'll see about that! With a fierce tug, Benares pulled the chicken away from Ganesa! However, since the Wu had too strong a hold on the piece, the chicken breast was accidently ripped to pieces ... Shiva can (exclaims): ! Benares (scratches head): Whoops. Ganesa (laughs): You see what you did, you big idiot!! That was a perfectly good piece of chicken!! Those words, without a doubt, flared anger into the Big Wu's mind. Uh-oh ... Benares (angry): No one calls me an idiot! Especially not YOU!! With extreme anger and power, Benares summons an extremely powerful and large Kuan-Yaa from both of his hands!! Ganesa, however, refuses to just stand there without defense! Also using both hands, the former Elephant Wu summons a Rei-Syou the size equal to Benares' Kuan-Yaa!! The two Beast Magic clashes, and the result was the entire mansion being blown up ... Now with the camera being installed inside the mansion and the mansion being blown into a bizillion pieces, well .. this episode just comes to a black out ... END OF EPISODE 4