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3x3 Eyes Fanfiction - "What If ... Real World"
Written by: Mr. Kaiyanwang
Email: Sanjiyan82@hotmail.com
Website: http://www.geocities.com/mr_kaiyanwang
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Copyright info: "The Real World" belongs to MTV and whomever else. The cast of "3x3 Eyes" 
belongs to Yuzo Takada, Pioneer, and other copyright holders.


"The Real World ... Holy Land"


Episode Two - 7/27/00

Some lady: This is a true story ... about seven strangers ... yeah, yeah, yeah, you know 
the rest. The Real World ... Holy Land.

The opening scene shows beautiful furnitures in a large living room. It is apparently the 
insides of the large mansion that this season's cast will live in. As for the cast 
themselves, there are only 5 present at the moment; Haan, Youko, Madurai, Ganesa, and 
Benares. Just where are the final 2 casts??

Sitting on the big and probably expensive sofa were Haan and Youko, each wearing normal 
clothing; on the computer and internet is Ganesa, who's into sweatshirts and sweatpants.
 
Finally, Benares is standing in the corner, in his usual jacket and jeans holding onto the 
cola can that his Sanjiyan master is imprisoned in. Latched onto his left leg was his 
admirer from 300 years ago, Madurai. Madurai is wearing what she worn in volume 9.

Benares: Uhh ..

Haan (understandably hostile): You!!! What do YOU want!?

Benares: Uhh ... why are we just sitting here? Shouldn't we do something? I mean, there's 
a camera at the ceiling recording all of this ..

Madurai (snuggles up Benares' leg): Would you like to start something, honey??

Upon hearing this, Ganesa runs off the computer and jumps at Madurai's direction.

Madurai (eyes widen): You idiot! What the hell do you think you're doing!?

In a millionth of a second, Madurai managed to release her grip from Benares' leg, float 
into the air, then relatched herself onto his leg. All this time was enough for Ganesa to 
miss his aim and crash into the wall.

Ganesa (mumbling incoherently): Me Ganesa hurt, pain, hurt, me Ganesa elephant hurt me?

Later that night ........

There were only three rooms in the entire mansion, which was unbelieveable considering how 
large the size of the place is. Haan and Youko, being the great couple that they are, 
announces that they will share a room "out of the goodness of their heart". Yeah right, and 
I'm just a simple minded Kaiyanwang. Anyway, Madurai has also decided that she and Benares 
absolutely MUST share a room. Benares doesn't have a choice, really ... so that's that. 
Ganesa is left to his very own room all by himself .... right?

Of course not, don't be silly. As the elephant dude enters his room, he was dumbfounded to 
see the last two members of this season's cast lying on the bed, sleeping -- Tenchi and 
Ryoko!! Ganesa was thrilled to see his room occuplied; he didn't want to be loney, afterall. 
Without second thoughts, Ganesa jumped onto the bed!!

Tenchi (woken up, floating in the air): Waaah! What's going on!?

Ryoko (also woken up and in the air): Aiiyaaa!!

Ganesa (on the bed, grinning): Hello there, my cute little friends!! Why don't you come 
down here and play with me!!

Tenchi and Ryoko landed on the floor with a loud "thud". Or some sound that resembles a 
"thud" anyway. Hey, how many action sounds are there, really?? I mean, look at how confus 
-- errr .. let's get back to the story.

Tenchi (shocked, pointing at Ganesa): You!! Why are you here, Ganesa!? I thought you were 
dead!?

Ganesa (confused): Ehh? Do you know Ganesa?

Tenchi: Of course I do! Look!

Tenchi reaches behind his head, and with a pull, the guy pulls his face off!! Err .. no, 
wait, it was a mask. What's under it is more shocking -- wait, would it really be all 
that shocking? It's not as if it'll be the most shocking thing in the world, anyway. Uhh, 
never mind. I'll let you decide for yourself! What's under the mask was -- Yakumo!! Holy 
--! Now isn't that shocking? Whaaaat? No? Awww, shucks .....

Back to the story, Ryoko also pulls off her fac -- mask, and reveals herself to be none 
other than Pai!!

Ganesa (gasps): OooOoh!! So it's really Parvati and her Wu hiding behind those masks??

Yakumo (sweatdrops): Uhh, well, we weren't really "hiding", no. More like playing a game 
...

Pai: Yakumo and Pai played all day! And then we fell asleep until Ganesa came in!

Ganesa (excited): A game?? Ooh, Ganesa wants in! Ganesa wants in!

Yakumo (more sweatdrop): Uhh, no. It's a bit late now, anyway.

Ganesa: But, but! Ganesa wants to play too!

Obviously Ganesa won't get it through his head, and Yakumo is getting annoyed quite 
fast.

Yakumo (annoyed): Hey, don't you have a room to go to? Why don't you go ahead to your 
room and sleep, and we'll think of something tomorrow!

Ganesa (nods): Okay. Ganesa will sleep now!!

And with that, Ganesa lays his enormous body on the bed and quickly falls asleep. The 
elephant dude left no room for either Yakumo or Pai due to his huge size.

Yakumo: Wait a minute! You don't mean that ... !!!

Pai: ........

And as Pai and Yakumo prepare to sleep on the floor with some sheets they found in the 
room's closet, this episode comes to an end ...


END OF EPISODE 2