"The Real Sanjiyan" Sung by: Parvati IV Voice by: Youkai, Yohko, Haan, Yakumo, Shiva, Gesu, Benares, Youma Hey! Hello? All you baka better listen up! I said, listen up, everyone! Will the real Sanjiyan please stand up!? I said, will the real Sanjiyan please stand up!? We're gonna have a problem here......... You all act like you never seen a Sanjiyan Unkara before, Limbs all on the floor, Like Shiva just burst in the door, And started calling youkai than before, They first really sucked, Throwing lives over immortality. (Youkai: Aaaaaah) It's the return of the... "Awww .. wait, no wait, you're kidding, that really couldn't have been Benares, was he?" (Yohko) And Choukai said... Nothing you baka, Choukai's dead! He suffered burns yesterday! Stupid baka love Sanjiyan, S-S-S-S-S-S-Sanjiyan, "I'm tired of her, look it her, floating around, blasting up you know what, sealing up you know who!" (Haan) "Yeah, but she's so cute though!" (Yakumo) Yeah, I'd probably killed a couple of youkai, But no worse than what went on when Shiva was the lord! (Shiva: Muhahahah) Sometimes, I just wanna get on Yakumo and beat on him, But can't, but it's cool for Benares to do it instead! Fei-Oh has one eye! Fei-Oh has one eye! And if I want to, I could just get a free ride! And that's the message Yakumo delivers to Benares, And expect him not to know we have a surprise attack planned! Of course he's gonna know about our attack, By the time we get to do it, Some youkai probably reported it, didn't they? Yakumo ain't nothing but pathetic, Well, sometimes he's useful, When his eyes are full of white glow! But if we can't beat Benares and his Beastie flows, Then there's no reason that Shiva shouldn't be on the go! But if you know what I know, I got Benares' note, Yakumo get ready, make sure Kuan-Yaa is powerful ... I'm Sanjiyan, yes, I'm the real Parvati, All you other Sanjiyan are just imitating, So wont the real Sanjiyan please get up, please get up, please get up! I'm Sanjiyan, yes, I'm the real Parvati, All you other Sanjiyan are just imitating, So wont the real Sanjiyan please get up, please get up, please get up! Madurai always gambles in his betting place, Well I don't, and I suggest you don't, too. You think I really care about money? Half of you baka can't even touch me, let alone beat me. "But Pai, you're not immortal like your Wu, are you?" (Gesu) Why? So you guys can plan to capture me, So you can sit me there next to Benares, Ha! You know Benares better be prepared, And better use up every Beasts he has! Release that Kaiyanwang from his cola can, The two of them try to beat me to death, Stupid Wu, playing with Takuhi's corpse, "Yeah, he's bad, but I think he's Kaiyanwang's Wu, hah, hah!" (Yakumo) I should destory all of Benares' Beast Magic, And show the world how he's without his Beasties! (Benares: Arraaargh) I'm sick of you vile youkai and youma, All you do is annoy me, So I have sent Yakumo there to destroy you! And there's a lot Sanjiyan just like me, Who kills like me, who just don't really care like me, Who blasts like me, kick, punch and thrash like me, And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me ... I'm Sanjiyan, yes, I'm the real Parvati, All you other Sanjiyan are just imitating, So wont the real Sanjiyan please get up, please get up, please get up! I'm Sanjiyan, yes, I'm the real Parvati, All you other Sanjiyan are just imitating, So wont the real Sanjiyan please get up, please get up, please get up! I'm probably the best thing you'll ever see, 'Cause I can grant immortality, You only dream about in your sleep inside your bedroom! The only difference is you will never get it from me, Go bug Kaiyanwang, kiss up to Benares and be false with sugar and all! I'll just call on Yakumo and stop it, And whether you would like it or not, (Youma: riiip) Yakumo will just blast off 90% of your youkai body! Then you wonder how can, Yakumo beat you up like nothing, It's funny, cause at the beginning he was weak and pathetic, It was only a matter of four years of hard training, Dealing with Haan and his set of pathetic Beast Magics, And he's trainin' but this whole Tou-Chao thing isn't working! In every single Sanjiyan is a Parvati lurking, She could be dying from Kaiyanwang, brians smashed on the wall, Or fighting Benares, losing, screaming her little self off, With her powers down and her beaten up! So will the real Parvati please stand up, And put 2 of those fingers on each hand up, And be proud to be born under the year of the White Dragon, And 1 more time, strong as you can, how does it go? ... I'm Sanjiyan, yes, I'm the real Parvati, All you other Sanjiyan are just imitating, So wont the real Sanjiyan please get up, please get up, please get up! I'm Sanjiyan, yes, I'm the real Parvati, All you other Sanjiyan are just imitating, So wont the real Sanjiyan please get up, please get up, please get up! I'm Sanjiyan, yes, I'm the real Parvati, All you other Sanjiyan are just imitating, So wont the real Sanjiyan please get up, please get up, please get up! I'm Sanjiyan, yes, I'm the real Parvati, All you other Sanjiyan are just imitating, So wont the real Sanjiyan please get up, please get up, please get up! Hah hah, I guess there's a Sanjiyan in all of us ... baka, get out of my sight! END