____________________________________________________________ |------------------------------------------------------------| | 3x3 Eyes (サザンアイズ) Fan Fic: What if "Mr. Kaiyanwang" | | Written by: Don't know who. | | E-mail:dgreater1@eudoramail.com | |____________________________________________________________| -------------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________________________________________________________ | | | 私 わ 私 I'm here to conquer you! Fear me!!! Keq keq keq keq keq | |_________________________________________________________________________________| Mr. Kai = Mr. Kaiyanwang (Mr. Kaiyanwang belongs to Mr. Kaiyanwang) Guest who = Guest who (Guest who belongs to Me) Rizaldo = Belongs to me. DGreater1 = Belongs to me. Aldy = ( That belongs to me too ) 3x3 Eyes chararacters = Belongs to their respectful owner and to Yuzo Takada Others = They belong to their respectful owners This Fan fic uses some characters without permission? But what if there's no such thing as Fanfic? Then the fans won't have fun. "What if Mr. Kaiyanwang is in my Fan Fic? Hehehe! VERY COOOLA CAN! This story happens when .... when? Ahh! I forgot! Just wait one minute! It will come to me...... Oh, now I remember It was . . . . when Mr. Kaiyanwang was sealed in a cola can with his favorite 3x3 Eyes character (Kaiyanwang). [ Mr. Kaiyanwang is having a deep thought when ....] Mr. Kai (confused): Uhh.. Where the hell am I? It so dark and... [ A green light appears out of nowhere and guest what is it!!! ] Kaiyan (points at mr. Kai and he looks annoyed too): Huh!? Who are you!? What are you doing inside my cola can!? Get da hell out of here! Mr. Kai (eyes widen): WHAT THE HELL!!! I am inside the cola can where my dearest Kaiyanwang was sealed!? This is a dream cometrue! Kaiyan (rubs head): Huh? How did you know my name? Mr. Kai(raises an eyebrow): You don't know me? I'm da one who gave you this damn cola can. Kaiyan (getting more confused): What are you talking about? I'm always inside this can! Mr. Kai (confused): What? Then, this is not one of my Fan fic! [ An unfamiliar voice can be heard from outside the can, and both Mr. Kaiyanwang and Kaiyanwang stop, look and listen ] ? (Guest who's voice): Hey if you wan't that to happen then you must wait! ? (Guest who's voice): I have to finished my work, I have to go know. Benares (voice): But... You promised to . . . ? (Guest who was annoyed): Shut up! I'll do it later! Door: Blammm! [ Then it became so damn quiet! What da hell was dat all about!? ] Mr. Kaiyanwang was damn wondering wat was dat! Mr. Kai (wondering what the hell was that): Hey! What was dat!? Ohh. Please tell me!! Kaiyan [sweatdrop]: Why do you want to know? It's nothing serious. Benares (voice): Kaiyanwang-sama, I guest we have to wait a little longer. Benares (voice): We cannot argue with him. . . what a pain in the ass. [ That voice again can be heard, and is so loud the whole place begin to shake. ] ? (Guest who extremely annoyed): YOU FOOL!!! I'M STILL HERE!!! AND WHO GAVE YOU D RIGHT TO SAY THAT!!! Benares (voice shock): Ohh, I'm sorry, what I mean is, Yakumo is a pain in the ass. [ Then once again the whole place became so quiet ] Kaiyan (sweating): You're so stupid Benares! Benares(voice): I'm so sorry Kaiyanwang-sama. Mr. Kai (scratching head): Hey! Who and what was that? Kaiyan(annoyed): Just forget about it, you'll be in big trouble if you keep asking that stupid question! Kaiyan(talking loud): Benares, You must find the third Sanjiyan if our PLAN A won't work. Benares: Yes........umh. Kaiyanwang-sama? Kaiyan/Mr. Kai(both reply): Yes? What do you want? [ Mr. Kaiyanwang and Kaiyanwang look at each other ] Kaiyanwang (confused): Why did you answer? You're not me, Right? Mr. Kai (confused too): What did he say anyway? Kaiyanwang (getting more confused): He said Kaiyanwang-sama, Why? Mr. Kai (sweatdrops): Oh, He's reffering to you. Mr. Kai (thinking): [This is stupid. I have to clean my ear.] Kaiyanwang (confused): Hey. You're Kaiyanwang too? Mr. Kai (sweatdrops): No I'm Mr. Kaiyanwang. (Kaiyanwang-san) Kaiyanwang (smile): Then I think you have to start cleaning your ear or you'll lose you hearing capability. Mr. Kai (offended): [ What da! My fav 3x3 Eyes character just insulted me!!! ] [ Benares show himself for the first time ] Benares (thinking): [Why don't Kaiyanwang-sama answer, I think I have to clean the can or his ear start deteriorating] [ Kaiyanwang just remembered that Benares want to say something ] Benares(looks at the can on his hand and shrugs): Kaiyanwang-sama? Are you there? Kaiyanwang(voice in the can): Wat is it Benares? Benares: Oh, Kaiyanwang-sama? Why did it take you a while to answer? Kaiyanwang(voice in the can): Are you deaf? You're da one who did'nt answer! I've already reply to you twice! Benares (Thinking): [ Damn. I think da one who need ear cleaning is me ] Kaiyanwang (thinking): [ Mr. Kai & Benares have to clean their ear ] Mr. Kai (Sneeze): Haa-chooo!. Someone's thinking about me. Must be some pretty girls? Hehehe! (Smiling da hell up!) Benares (Sneeze): Haa-chooo!. (I think I have a cold) Benares(places his arm on his pocket): Kaiyanwang-sama what about Pai's gang? What are we going to do? Kaiyanwang(voice in the can): Let them be! We have time for them! We got to find the 3rd Sanjiyan! Benares(sigh): Kaiyanwang-sama, where will we find the 3rd Sanjiyan? I thought all the Sanjiyan where wipeout except you and Parvati IV. Kaiyanwang(voice in the can): They're maybe hiding! And the only one I know is at the subspace. [ Benares didn't hear this!!! ] [ Then the laugher from earlier can be heard! Again!!!? but it came from inside the can and Benares didn't hear this too ] [ Inside the can ] ? (Guest who's voice): Hehehe!!! Hahaha!!! Baka! You don't need to do dat! You won't find any, coz this Fanfic don't follow the Manga! [ And AGAIN!!! uuuhhh. It's quiet!!!!! Damn quiet!!! ] Kaiyanwang (Shock like u never seen before): Aaahhhhh! I'm history! If we don't have that 3rd Sanjiyan I'll surely deteriorate! It's all over for me! But, before I vanished, I wan't to get out of this damn cola can! [ Kaiyanwang rage! And tries to get out of the can! ] Kaiyanwang (in rage): Take this stupid can! [Kaiyanwang uses a very powerful blast, but the blast didn't scratch the inside of the can and instead stay inside the can and made it hot because of it's intense energy ] [ It became extremely hot inside the can. And of course the can too! ] Mr. Kai (sweating from extreme hot): You idiot! I don't want to be cook inside this stupid can that I gave you! (It so hot inside that it's like an Oven) Kaiyanwang (shocked): What have I done! I don't want to be toast inside this stupid can! [ Benares don't hear all the talking coz he needs to clean his ear and by now the can will be extremely hot ] Benares (waiting for reply): Kaiyanwang-sama? Where will we find the third Sanjiyan? Benares (smelling): What's that smell? Smell's like flesh! Being burn! [ Benares look at the red cola can that's burning red at his palm, and guest what happened! ] Benares (shock): Ahh! My hand! Ouch! [ Not thinking. Benares throw away the burning cola can out the window which his master is sealed ] [ Well, Because of Benares strength, The cola can was thrown far far away! ] Benares (gulp): I'm gonna be in big trouble if I don't get that stupid can [ Benares quickly follow where the can is going and clean his ear ] [ The cola can can be seen airborne ] Mr. Kai (shaking to death): Quick! Do something! Stupid! Kaiyanwang (annoyed): Shut up! I'm thinking! Ahh! Alright take this stupid can! [Kaiyanwang uses a spell that freezes the blast but the spell was so powerful it stayed in the can and freezes the can too ] [ It became so cold inside the can! and of course the can too! ] Mr. Kai(shaking to death because it's so cold): Way to go! Stupid! Mr. Kai(shivering): Hey do something! like, small fire! Kaiyanwang (look's really really tired): I used all of my energy on those two spell! Mr. Kai (Screaming): AHHHH! WHERE GOING TO DIE!!! WHERE GOING TO DIE!!! Kaiyanwang (Annoyed): Shut up! Hehehe! At least I live longer! but you! hehehe You'll die young! [ Different scene: 3 girls sitting outside a restaurant ] Waiter: Miss? What's you're order? Yohko(smiles): Ah. diet coke in can and 3 sandwiches. Kenken(big smile): Banana crepes!!! Don-chan(much bigger smile): Hey you're on diet right? Kenken(frown): So? Don-chan(grins): I'll take Banana crepes, and diet pills for you. Ehehehe Kenken(steaming head): Why you!? [ Different scene: We can see that the airborne can is on it's way to the 3 girls ] Waiter(looking at Don-chan): You're order mi...? [ Waiter saw some flying object heading toward him, but before he can react quickly the can hits him ] Waiter: ? thug! #$@%^$ (The can hit's the waiter and land gently on the table, and the waiter? well because it was throw far far away and heavy because of ice I'm sure the impact of it's hit will sure be .... Nah! The waiter was thrown about 3 meter away from the girls) Yohko (amazed): That was fast! Hey where's the Sandwiches and I said diet coke. Kenken (annoyed): Hey! Where's my Banana crepes! Don-chan (smiling): You mean diet pills? [ Scene inside the cola can! ] Kaiyanwang(sitting): Ohh. We hit something!? Mr. Kai(still shivering): Wha-t do yo-u th-ink it is? [ Scene outside the cola can! ] [ We can see Yakumo, Pai, and Haan is heading toward Yohko ] Yakumo(points to Yohko): Haan, There's Yohko. Pai(stomach grumble): I'm hungry Yakumo. Haan: Where? Yohko: I'm really thirsty, I can wait for that sandwich! and this coke is OK! [Yohko tried to open the can that Kaiyanwang & Mr. Kai was sealed but the seal of the can has a small but powerful ward] [ Well because Howashio count as a monster, she won't be able to open it because of the ward. ] Yohko(angry): Ouch! Hey waiter! Why did you put some ward on my Coke Yohko(annoyed): Can you remove this small paper and open this for me Kenken? Kenken(smile): Sure! ( Kenken remove the ward and open the can ) Can: psssttttt. [ Benares is on it's way to his master and Pai, Yakumo and Haan see Benares in such hurry! Wondering why. ] Pai (smiling): Hey, Is that Benares in a hurry? Yakumo (scratches head): I think so, but why is he in a hurry? [ They see Benares look really scared and was looking for something ] Haan (annoyed at Benares): Maybe he's looking for something to hide on since he look really scared. Ahh! Maybe he upset some farm animals and Kaiyanwang isn't there to bail him! Hehehe poor guy! [ Benares stumbled to where the 3 girls were sitting ] Yohko (shock): BENARES! Benares (gasp): You! You opened the seal? (Benares smiles evily) Benares (Happy): Thankyou for removing the seal, Howashio! I thought you really turned on me! Yohko (still shock and confused): What? Seal? What are you talking about? Benares(grins): Kaiyanwang-sama is in that can you're holding! Yohko (eyes widen): What!? you mean! Kaiyanwang is inside this can?!! and not in the Seima core?! Can: Crrk. Boooom. Crrrk. [ Mr. Kaiyanwang quickly get out of the can and sit on the table ] Mr. Kai (still shivering): Ooooh. Sooo cold in-si-de that stu-pid can. Benares (Confused): Kaiyanwang-sama? Is dat you? Mr. Kai (Still shivering and of course annoyed): Do I look like you're stupid master!? Benares (shrugs): Where's Kaiyanwang-sama? [ Inside the can: You can see Kaiyanwang is having fun ] Kaiyanwang (shouting inside the can): Weeeppiiii! I haven't tried ice skating before, I didn't know that ice skating is fun!!! Yaahooo!! Yohko (sweatdrops): Hey! Who's dis guy sitting on our table? Kenken (sweatdrops): I don't know? Don-chan (smiles): Ohh. He want's to impress us! Yohko (sweatdrops): Hey Mr.? can you please sit on the chair? [ Mr. Kaiyanwang wasn't paying attention to Yohko and yelled at her] Mr. Kai (still shivering): Shut up! Can't you see that I'm... [Mr. Kai look at Yohko] [ The water on Mr. Kaiyanwang's body begun evaporating ] Mr. Kai (eyes shape of heart): .... I'm Mr. Kaiyanwang miss Yohko! [ Mr. Kaiyanwang quickly sit on the chair coz Yohko ask him to ] Yohko (confused): How did you know my name? [ Haan enters and ruined Mr. Kai's line ] Haan (blushing): Hello, Yohko? Yohko (sweatdrops): Haan? Why? Haan (rubs head): Well, I have 2 movie passes of 3x3 Eyes the Movie. I'm wondering if we can watch it together. Yohko (smiles): Sure! I love that Anime Haan: Thank You. Mr. Kai (annoyed): What da! that stupid fool! Yakumo: So dat's what you want? Pai (Happy): Pai want's too! Pai want's too! Yakumo(smiling): Don't worry Pai. We will watch it too. Pai (extremely happy): Yipe! Ehehehe! Haan: Yes! Then it's a double date! Yohko (sweatdrops): But there's one problem! Pai/Haan/Yakumo: Wat is it? [ Before Yohko can answer Sanjiyan surface! ] Sanjiyan (yells in shock): Fools! Benares is here! Yakumo(sweatdrops): We know that already. Sanjiyan(confused): We do? Haan(sweatdrops): Don't worry about him. Yohko (sweating): Well it's not just Benares. Sanjiyan/Yakumo/Haan(confused): Who else? [ Mr. Kaiyanwang standup and laugh and he shocked the living daylight of everyone including the waiting Benares ] Mr. Kai (laugh): Hahaha! I'm Mr. Kaiyanwang and I have a ticket to 3x3 Eyes too! Pai's Gang (confused): So? Mr. Kai (very big sweatdrop): I'm going with you! Yakumo (sweatdrops): Hey, Yohko who da hell is he? Yohko (sweatdrops): Well, I don't know? I think his just want to impress me. Haan (annoyed): Hey! You! Yohko is mine you hear that! So scram now! Yohko (sweatdrops): Well, You can come with us but you have to give tickets to my friends too. Mr. Kai (Very Happy): Thank you!, Here you go Kenken, Don-chan! Kenken (confused): What is dis? Don-chan (confused): Hey! Dis is bus tickets! Mr. Kai (confused): What? What do you want then? Don-chan/Kenken (Annoyed): Of course movie tickets! Mr. Kai (annoyed): OK! OK! Here's some money go buy you're own! [ Mr. Kaiyanwang wasn't looking at his pocket when he gave the money! Why? Coz he's looking straight at Yohko ] Don-chan (Happy): Ohh! Thank you! Kenken (Happy): Your so kind! [ Both of them quickly run to buy some ticket . . . . . . maybe ] Don-chan: Hehehe! Look! [ Don-chan bought an expensive dress! ] Mr. Kai (eyes widen): Hey! how did... [Mr. Kai looks at Kenken! ] Kenken: Yohko, Dis is for you. [Kenken bought two expensive dress! ] Yohko (Surprised): Thank you! Mr. Kai (confused): But how? [ Mr. Kai looks at his wallet! ] Mr. Kai (about to explode): Waaaahhhhhhh! I lost 200 bucks! [ Kaiyanwang get out of the can after playing and begins to speak, he notice the 3x3 Eyes good gangs ] Kaiyanwang (Happy): Lookie here! I didn't know that the seal has been broken! Benares (Happy): Kaiyanwang-sama! I'm so glad! I thought that you're.... Kaiyanwang (Happy): Well, Look I'm alright. Let's scram and think of a plan Benares! Quick before they see us! Sanjiyan (Shock): Kaiyanwang! [ Pai's gang were shocked to hear Kaiyanwang not Mr. Kaiyanwang ] [ Don-chan and Kenken was shock and fainted when they see the ] [ deteriorating body of Kaiyanwang ] Kaiyanwang (surprised): Whooops. They see us Benares. Benares (Happy): Don't worry Kaiyanwang-sama, leave it to me! [ Benares was about to start a fight when Kaiyanwang stop him! ] Kaiyanwang: Wait Benares! Benares: Why? It's three against three! And we have the advantage! Kaiyanwang (confused): We do? Well then attack now! Benares (Happy): Yes Kaiyanwang-sama Sanjiyan/Yakumo/Yohko/Haan (confused): 3 against 3? Haan (sweatdrops): What he means maybe is 4 against 3! Mr. Kai (confused): 4 against 3? But there's only 6 3x3 Eyes special characters here.! Mr. Kai (holding his chin): I don't know whats on the mind of that Benares, 3 against 3? Benares (grins): Hehehe! Howashio, quick come here! Yohko (confused): Why would I go there? Sanjiyan (confused): What is he thinking? Kaiyanwang (annoyed): Quick. Benares beat them and capture Parvati Benares: Hey. Howashio, quick! capture Parvati and I'll beat them! Yohko (really confused): Why would I do that? Yakumo (confused): I think he lost his memory! Benares (quite confused now because Howashio won't obey him): Damn. Howashio are you going to obey me or not?! Yohko (shrugs): I think Benares has gone insane? He thinks I'm still his servant. Benares (grins): Then why did you help me remove the seal to Kaiyanwang's can? [ Yohko remembered, She made Kenken open the can! ] Yakumo (confused): You release Kaiyanwang? Sanjiyan (confused): You did? Yohko (big sweatdrops): Well. It was an accident! Yohko (thinking): (That stupid waiter! no wonder the can has a seal) Sanjiyan (annoyed at Benares): Don't you understand Benares!? Benares(annoyed): Understand what? Sanjiyan (grins): Hehehe! It's 4 against 2!!! Haan (sigh): I thought It's 4 against 3? Yakumo (shrugs): 4 against 3? Haan(pointing at the players): Look! Benares+Kaiyanwang+Mr. Kaiyanwang vs. all 4 of us Mr. Kai (shocked to death): YOU JERK!!! WHY WOULD YOU INVOLVE SUCH WEAK HUMAN TO JOIN THIS FIGHT!!! Haan (grins): Coz you're name resembles our enemy, Kaiyanwang! and coz I don't want you making a move on my Yohko! Kaiyanwang (amazed): Well then! . . . . . . . . . . . I'm outta here. [ Kaiyanwang disappear in front of everybody and leaves his almighty Wu to fight alone ] Benares (visibly scared): Damn! Hehehe! I'm not afraid of you, (gulp) come on! Sanjiyan (smiles): Oh, You're not afraid? but you look like one. Yakumo (cracking his knuckels): Hehehe! Let's see! Yohko (posing): You'll definitely scream Kaiyanwang's name! Haan (posing): You will look pathetic in this part Benares!!! [ Benares is about to be Beaten ] Benares (thinking): [Damn! What will I do!!] [ The 3x3 Eyes good gang are just attack Benares without warning ] Yohko (uses her most powerful spell): Kyaaa!!! Benares (avoid Yohko's spell): Haaa! Yakumo (uses his Kuan-Yaa beast magic): Come-out Kuan-Yaa (Light Fang) Benares (deflect it with Chin-ku): Come-out Chin-ku (Chinku reflects Kuan-Yaa back to Yakumo) Yakumo (avoid his Kuan-Yaa): Yaiii! Benares (Laughing): Hahaha! You can't beat me! Sanjiyan (Attack with a powerful blast): Take that!!! Benares (chanting): SU-TIEN-SHENG-JING-FONG-HOANG!! [ Sanjiyan's blast was a waste of energy ] Benares (Happy): Told you you cannot defeat me now!!! Haan (uses his powerful technique): Take this!!! Benares (just standing, and wondering why Haan attacked him): Huh? Haan (confused): What!? it has no effect!? Benares (Laughing): Hahaha! You're the weakess of them stupid! [ This really bang in Haan's mind and hit the spot ] Haan (offended): (Weakess!!! Ha!!! I'll show you!!!) Haan (smiling): HALFTIME!!!!!! Haan (smiling): GO TO YOU'RE PROPER BENCH!!!! [ All of them stop including Benares ] Yohko(whispers): He's faster. Yakumo(whispers): Yeah. Haan(whispers): I have an idea. Sanjiyan(whispers): What is it? Haan(whispers): You haven't use all of you strength right? (Looking at Sanjiyan) Sanjiyan(whispers): Yes. But why? Haan(whispers): Listen. [ Haan whisper it to everyone ] [ Benares is looking at them and wondering what will they do ] Benares (confused & scratching head): What the hell are they planning? [ 2nd HALF. Is about to start ] Haan (looking at Benares and smiling): Hey! I'll show you my real most powerful technique!!! Benares (confident): Then show me! Sanjiyan (smiling): Wait! I forgot that my opponent is Kaiyanwang! Benares (shrugs and look confused): What? Yohko (smiling): Start the fight without me! I'l just call my grandma and grandpa and tell them that I'm going home late and I'll take Don-chan and Kenken to much safer place! Benares (getting more confused): What? I think they just want to escape! Yakumo (smiling): Ahh! a fight between powerful Wu is useless!!! [Yakumo leaves] [ Everybody leaves Haan alone with Kaiyanwang's almighty Ryuujin ] Haan (shocked): What!!? Hey! Don't leave me here all alone with this Ryuujin! I can't fight him! Benares (now smiling): So what are you going to do now? Lowlife. Haan (shaking): (Gulp)Well. I'm going to use all of my knowledge to beat you! Benares (confident): Let's see! You'll probably go crazy. [ Haan chants something and act really stupid, funny, annoying, weird blah blah blah ] Benares (shock to see Haan acting weird): What?! Has he gone crazy? But I haven't started beating him! Haan (shaking): Yaaa! Take this! [ Haan charges Benares and Benares charges Haan ] Haan (grins): Hehehe! I mean take them!!! Benares (unguarded): What?!!! [ Out of nowhere, the good guys charge the off guard Benares ] Yohko (Uses her most powerful spell): Take this! Benares (was hit and come flying in the sky): Waaaa! Yakumo (Jump to a building and use his Kuan-Yaa beast magic): Come-out Kuan-Yaa!! Benares (in pain): Ahhh! The Pain!!! [Benares was hit and ready to painfully land on the ground when . . . ] Sanjiyan (Grins and attack with a massive blast of power): You look really pathetic Benares! [ Benares looks at the powerful blast, before he fly far far far away ] Benares (shock and screaming): Ahhhh! Kaiyanwang-sama saaaave me! Yohko (surprised): I told you! You'll scream Kaiyanwang's name. Haan (laughing loud): Hahaha! I told you! You'll look pathetic in this part! [ Benares was sent far far far far away! ] [ Out of nowhere there's a sound ] Hand: Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap Mr. Kai (amazed): I have never seen Benares being treated like that! Sanjiyan(sleepy): I think I'll rest for a while. Haan (annoyed): Hey theres one more? Mr. Kai (gulp): Hey! I'm just a human! I don't use spells and I'm not powerful! Yakumo (annoyed): If you're human. What the hell are you doing here!? You know this is a dangerous place. Mr. Kai (annoyed): Shut up! It's none of you're business! [ The scene change turn to the sky! and while zooming, you can see some object flying or rather someone flying! Who's that flying-man!? It's Benares! ] Benares (eyes closed): If I open my eyes and see myself falling thousands of feet above ground, it will surely hurt If I see myself land! [ Then from a distance we can see a shining object but it's too far to be seen and the only clue will give you is it's sound. Then we can see what Benares can see . . . . . . Benares see nothing!!! ] Benares (hearing something): What's that sound!? Sounds like a Jetplane! [ Benares opens his eyes! ] [ A Jet plane appears out of nowhere and the wing slices Benares body into two! ] Benares (Body): This is stupid! I was just beaten by those idiots and this damn Jet came out of nowhere and slice me! Benares (Leg): ........ Benares (Body): Don't worry my Leg! I'll catch-up to you! [ Benares body and leg are falling quite fast! ] Benares (Body): I got you don't worry now! [ Benares attach his body to his leg and the Wu power begins their job! ] Benares (Full): Ahhh. At last. I recovered [ Benares look down to see if he's still thousand feet above ground but he did'nt notice that he's falling really fast so he's just 50 feet above. ] Benares (Eyes Wide open): What!!? I'm about to land!!!. Benares (Shock): This will definitely hurt! Ground: Blag!! [ Benares lands on a far far far far farm! ] Benares(shock): Yikes! I'm in a farm! Benares(eyes widen): I hope no animals will see me! Benares(crossarms): What am I afraid of!? I'm the great Ryuujin! Benares(stomach making noise): I'm hungry! Wait a sec... I'm in a farm! and Dragon eats raw meats! [ Benares eyes a chicken! ] Benares (annoyed): You chicken! I won't forgive you! I'll eat now! [ Benares swallow a live chicken whole! ] Benares (vomitting): Arghh! Arghh! This is stupid I get used to eating cook food! [ Then the Cow, Goat, and Chicken cross path with Benares again! ] [ well if you didn't know you will know it if you read Mr. Kaiyanwang's ] [ Fan fic [What if ... OF COURSE www.kaiyanwang.cjb.net ] [ Well, as Mr. Kai said being the Ryuujin (Dragon god) he can understand animals. Benares (glares at the farm animals): So we meet again! Goat (angry): MEEEEEEH (What did you do to my friend chicken!) Benares (grins): I eat it whole! Hehehe! Cow (angry): MOOOOOOOO.. (You'll pay big time!) Chicken (angry): CROOOOOK (I'll avenge my cousin's death!) Benares (amused): What!? You're joking! The last time we fight I was just out of my mind! Now you're gonna pay for embarrasing me! [ The animals just attacked Benares without warning and Benares was unable to evade them ] The Chicken, flies to Benares head and peck the hell out of him! Benares (angry): You'll regret having me angry! Benares is about to smash the chicken when the BULL ram his front! Benares (really angry): Ahh! So you wan't to DIE first! Benares is about to summon some beasty when the GOAT rammed his back! Benares (extremely angry): All of you shall DIE now!!! [ Benares slightly transform and It scared the hell of the Farm Animals! ] Chicken (scared to death): CROOOOK (I'm sorry coz we didn't believe that you are a real Dragon God) Bull (can't stand because of nervous or maybe because of mad cow disease ^_^ ): MOOOOO (Oh! Mighty Dragon God please spare our lives.) Goat (Collapse): MEEEEEEH (Were just weak animals please don't hurt us, eat anything you see but please don't eat us) Benares (angry): What's this? Now you're pleading for you're life!? Benares (annoyed): You're pleading won't rescue you! You embarassed me In front of Kaiyanwang-sama! And you'll pay big time!!! [ Then, a vile green light which maybe belong to a superior being appear. ] (voice from the vile green light): Don't hurt this poor lowlife. Benares (look back and easily figure who's voice it is): Kaiyanwang-sama? but this stupid farm animals has mock me and embarassed me in front of you. Kaiyanwang (voice): I see you wan't revenge!? Hehe! I like that! Benares(grins): Thank you. [ Benares turns around but saw no farm animals, why? Probably because of Kaiyanwang's great entrance, it scared the hell out of them again ] Benares (pound his fist): Damn those farm animals! They escaped! Kaiyanwang (looking up and whistling): Whhheewww. Wheeeeew. [ Benares look at Kaiyanwang with anger ] Benares (angry): Damn! They will pay someday! [ Kaiyanwang snaps out and remembered that his Kaiyanwang and Benares is just his servant! ] Kaiyanwang (stop whistling and glares at Benares): Hey! Why are you looking at me like that!? [ Benares remembered that Kaiyanwang is Kaiyanwang and his just a servant and quickly turn around and ] Benares (thinking): [Whooops. That was close.] [I have to get out of this situation quickly] Benares (sweating): Kaiyanwang-sama, what do we do now? Kaiyanwang(crossarms): Well, Let's go back to the city! And settle the score there! [ A few minutes later both Kaiyanwang and Benares are in the City! ] Benares (Happy): I just love the city! I don't have to eat raw meat! Kaiyanwang (confused): I think I saw the third Sanjiyan. Benares (eyes wide open and searching): Where Kaiyanwang-sama? [ Actually, maybe Kaiyanwang was so hungry his seing things. ] [ Scene on the other gang ] Pai (confused): When will we watch the movie? Yohko (angry): Hey! Haan where's the movie!? Yakumo (angry): Are you going to ditch us!? [ They didn't recognize that the 3rd eye on Pai's forehead is open ] [ Mr. Kai is sketching something on a scotch tape, look closer ohh. His writing a Kanji sign I mean sign of the VOID! ] Mr. Kai (Happy): Hehehe! I completed it! [ Mr. Kaiyanwang looks at a mirror and attach something on his forehead! ] Mr. Kai (Happy): Well! Lookie here it looks great on me! [ Mr. Kaiyanwang then ask Haan when will the Movie start but ] Mr. Kai (Happy): Hey, Haan! When will the movie start? [ Haan looks at Mr. Kaiyanwang and was shock! ] Haan (eyes widen): You! You're an Wu? Mr. Kai (surprised): I'm not an Wu, I just at... Yohko (surprised): HAAAA! THERE STILL SOME SANJIYAN LEFT? [ Sanjiyan and Yakumo hears this and ] Yakumo (shock): Where's the Sanjiyan? Sanjiyan (shock): Is it true? [ Sanjiyan and Yakumo see the Sign of the Void embedded on Mr. Kaiyanwang's forehead! ] Yakumo (shock): You're an Wu!!? Sanjiyan (shock): I can't believe it! It's true! Mr. Kaiyan(removes the tape on his forehead): Stupid! Look here, it's just a tape! transparent tape! Everyone (Shock): What da, he remove it!? Mr. Kai (annoyed): I said it's just a scotch tape attach to my forehead!!! Idiots!!! Haan (takes the plastic tape): Let's see! Ohh. It's just a scotch tape [ Haan spread something on the tape ] Haan (smiling): Here (Haan gives the tape back!) Everyone (annoyed): IDIOT!! Mr. Kai (annoyed): So now you know! Stupid! (Mr. Kai attach the tape on his forehead again!) Kaiyanwang (arriving): Well. Well. Parvati's gang is still here!? Benares (surprised to see Mr. Kai): Waahh! That's the sign of the VOID Kaiyanwang (shock): What?! Where!? Benares (pointing at Mr. Kai): Kaiyanwang-sama! There! Kaiyanwang (shock): What the! you're an Wu!? But why didn't I see that sign on you're forehead when we first met! Benares (confused): Yeah? Mr. Kai (annoyed): Because this is just a scotch tape! Fool! [ Mr. Kaiyanwang tried to remove the sticky tape on his forehead but ] Mr. Kai (annoyed): What!? Hey, I can't remove it! It's feels like skin! Haan (smiling): You're gonna be in big trouble! Hehehe Mr. Kai (sweating): You! What did you do! You jerk! Haan (posing): Well. I just attach something. And if you're wondering what is it, I won't tell you! Hehehe Kaiyanwang (Happy): So. There's still Sanjiyan left! I thought that my body will deteriorate. Benares: Kaiyanwang-sama, whats our plan! Kaiyanwang (laughing): Hahaha! Hey, you! Mr. Kai, you said I'm you're dearest Kaiyanwang, so come with me! Sanjiyan (annoyed): What will you do to him! Idiots! his just a mortal fool! Benares (folds arm): Well, Well, Mortal? What's that sign doing on his forehead? Sanjiyan (getting more annoyed): Idiots! That is just a scotch ta.. [ Well, Sanjiyan thinks why da hell is she concerned of that Mr. Kai guy ] Sanjiyan (smiling): Well. Do what you want with him! Benares (surprised): You won't stop us!? Yakumo(folds arm): Who cares about that fool!? Mr. Kai (screaming): Ahhh. That fool Haan! Hey remove this! STUPID! Haan (smiling): That's what you get for making a move on my Yohko! Yohko (concerned): Hey, guys! He looks really scared now! I think we should help him. Haan (surprised): But Yohko! We don't know him! and look, his name is close to Kaiyanwang, maybe their planning something! Yohko (thinking): (Yeah. I remembered that he's inside that cola can with Kaiyanwang.) Yohko (now annoyed): I think so too now! You won't fool us Kaiyanwang! Mr. Kai (shock): Oh My. My Yohko turned against me! (huhuhu) Mr. Kai (screaming the hell up): HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY! Kaiyanwang (annoyed): Hey! Shut up! I thought I'm you're dearest! Benares(smiles): Mr. Kaiyanwang, you belong to us! Join us! Mr. Kai (rage): Ahhh! I'm not an Wu! I'm mortal! I can die! HELP! [ Then guest what happened!!! Hehehe ] Mr. Kai (with third eye): Help! Help! Help! LET ME GO!!! [ All of them were shock to see Mr. Kai's third eye ] Kaiyanwang (shocked): What da hell! A Sanjiyan an Wu? That's imposibble Benares (confused): What's happening here!? Sanjiyan (Happy): I can't believe it! A Sanjiyan! Yakumo (confused): Are you really a Sanjiyan? Yohko (confused): Kaiyanwang has a Sanjiyan companion? Haan (laughing): Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahaha! [ Everyone stop to hear Haan laughing ] Everyone (except Haan): Why? Haan (still laughing): The spell I attach to that scotch tape is working Everyone (except Haan): Where? Haan (laughing loud): Look! What do you think!? Haan (laughing): He look's really stupid! Sign of the Void embedded on a third eye! Everyone (except Haan): You mean that 3rd Eye is just an illusion! Benares (confused): That Wu sign on his forehead is just a scotch tape? And that 3rd Eye is an illusion spell attach to that stupid tape? Haan (holding to stomach): Yep!!! Hahaha! Hahaha! Kaiyanwang (confused): Hey Benares. What is a scotch tape? Benares (scratches head): Well, Kaiyanwang-sama, Human use it to attach something to something thats what I know. Everyone (looking annoyed at Haan): BAKA!!!! Kaiyanwang (shock): Then! Ahhh! There's no hope for me! I will deteriorate! ahhhhhhhh! Benares: Sir. Don't forget our PLAN A! Kaiyanwang: Yeah! I forgot about that! Benares(glimpse at Mr. Kai): Kaiyanwang-sama, what will we do to Mr. Kai? Kaiyanwang (sweatdrops): Well. Just leave that USELESS being! Mr. Kai (Happy): I'M ALIVE!!! [ Both Kaiyanwang and Benares disappear, leaving Mr. Kai ] Mr. Kai (annoyed): You dim witted Haan! You almost gave me a heart-attack!!! Haan (annoyed): So? Yohko (confused): Hey! Mr. Kaiyanwang? Have you known Kaiyanwang for a long time? Mr. Kai (smiling): Why yes. Everyone (confused): How did you know him? Mr. Kai (annoyed): None of you're business!!! Yohko (smiling): And why are you on that can with Kaiyanwang? Mr. Kai (confused): That? Well. I don't know. Well don't ask anymore! OK. Everyone (really confused now): ? [ The scene turns to Kaiyanwang and Benares ] Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Damn! It will be over soon! 3rd Sanjiyan, where the hell!? Kaiyanwang(thinking): Where the Hell will I find that 3rd Sanjiyan!!? Benares(thinking): Kuso! We must find that 3rd Sanjiyan! [ Then Guest who appears but you can only see his shoe! ] ? Guest who(voice): Hehehe! Go to the Holy Land! You will find lots of Sanjiyan there! [ Then Guest who disappears! Hehehe ] Kaiyanwang(extremely Happy): Quick! Benares, let's go home and find some Sanjiyan! Benares(bows): Yes sir. [ Kaiyanwang quickly disappear again leaving his Wu ] Benares(confused): Kaiyanwang-sama? Oh. I know Kaiyanwang-sama is in my apartment! (Benares disappear to) [ Then we see Kaiyanwang in a place we don't know off ] Kaiyanwang (lost): Damn. I forgot how to go to the Holy Land! And damn! I think I'm lost too! [ Kenken/Don-chan is lying on a fountain ] Don-chan(confused): Where are we Kenken? And where's Yohko? Kenken(confused): I don't know? [ The two girls saw Kaiyanwang standing near to them ] Don-chan(scared): What are we going to do!? Kenken(scared): I don't know!? Kaiyanwang(wondering): Where da hell am I? I have to go to the Holy Land soon before Parvati's Gang finds out that there still Sanjiyan in the Holy Land! [ Don-chan and Kenken overheard what Kaiyanwang said and simply walkaway so Kaiyanwang won't notice them ] Don-chan(scared): Let's tell Yohko that we saw that deteriorating guy in the fountain! Kenken(scared): But where is Yohko? [ Well they don't need to search anymore coz their just 10 meters away from them ] Don-chan(scared): Yohko! We saw that deteriorating guy again at the fountain and Kenken and I overheard what his going to do. Yohko(surprised): What Kaiyanwang is still here? What did you hear? Kenken(scared): He said something like his going to the Holy Land before Parvati's gang finds out that there's still Sanjiyan in the Holy Land! Sanjiyan(shock): There still Sanjiyan in the Holy Land?!! Yakumo(shock): That means Pai and I have a great chance of becoming human!! Sanjiyan(smiles at Yakumo): Hehehe! Your promised to Pai will come true now! Yohko(Happy): Then what are we waiting for! Let's go! Haan(Happy): I go were Yohko go! Mr. Kai(Happy): I . . . . Yakumo/Haan(angry): SHUT UP!!! Yohko(smiles): Kenken, Don-chan you must go somewhere safe ok? Kenken/Don-chan(smile and wave goodbye): OK! Be careful Yohko! [ The scene turns to Benares at his apartment! ] Benares(confused): What? Kaiyanwang-sama is not here! [ The Shoe of Guest who appears again ] ? Guest who(voice): Fool! Kaiyanwang is in the place where you fight Parvati's gang and lost bigtime! And the badnews is their still there! [ The Shoe of Guest who disappears again ] Benares(shock): Oh no! I have to go there! Kaiyanwang-sama is in danger! [ Back to Kaiyanwang and Pai's gang ] Kaiyanwang(lost): Damn. I think that I'm really lost! (Kaiyanwang walkaway from the fountain and to the Restaurant were Yohko (maybe KenKen) free him [about 30 meters]) Kaiyanwang(sitting on the chair where Yohko sits): Ohh! This is my Can! Stupid can! [ Kaiyanwang hold's the can and play basketball with it, he throws it at the fountain. ] Sanjiyan(confused): Kaiyanwang isn't here. Yakumo: I think that he went here. Yohko: I think so to. Haan: I feel his evil presence here. Mr. Kai(confused): I . . . ouch! (the can hit his head! Mr. Kai collapse and the can lands on his hand) Parvati's gang(annoyed): We said SHUT UP!!! [ Then they see Benares again in a hurry and looking for someone or something ] Sanjiyan(confused): Is that Benares in a hurry? Yakumo(confused): I think it's Benares, and looking for something again. Yohko(sweatdrops): I think this has happened before! Haan(smiling): No way! I think he want's more beating! but he look really scared! Maybe he's looking for Kaiyanwang! Hehehe [ Benares spot Parvati's gang ] Benares(angry): What did you do to Kaiyanwang-sama!? Parvati's gang grins Benares(shock to see their grins): Hey! Tell me!!! Yakumo(grins): We wont tell you! Sanjiyan(smiles): Find out by yourself! Yohko(posing): Well. It's none of your business! [ Haan sees Mr. Kaiyanwang holding a cola can ] Haan(grins at Mr. Kai): Well! Why don't you ask that Guy whose holding a can! Mr. Kai(stand-up): What happened!? Haan(grins): Hey Mr. Kaiyanwang! You're in a bit trouble again! [ Benares saw Mr. Kaiyanwang holding a cola can and then Benares became extremely angry ] Benares(extremely angry): You! You sealed Kaiyanwang-sama in that cola can again!? Mr. Kai(scared to death): What!? This can? Look it's empty! Benares(angry): You're going to the THRASH CAN! Mr. Kai(shock): AAAAAHHHHH! Don't come near me! [ Benares charges Mr. Kaiyanwang but the unexpected happens again ] Haan(grins at Benares): Hey! Benares! You forgot something!? Benares(scared): (Gulp) Here I go again! Haan signal the Gang to Gang up on the offguard Ryuujin (Benares) [ Haan pick the can that's on Mr. Kaiyanwang's hand and put something ] Yohko (use a powerful spell): Yaaa! You'll scream Kaiyanwang's name again! Benares (was hit and come flying in the sky again): Ahhh! I hate this! Yakumo (jumps and step on Benares body and summons Kuan-Yaa on his face): Hehehe! This is different! Come-out Kuan-Yaa! Benares(screaming): Ahhhhhh! Kaiyanwang-sama! save me! where are you! Sanjiyan(grins): I thought you'd say dat before I blast you away! [ Benares face was covered with Kuan-Yaa and falling really fast but before he hits the ground . . . . ] Sanjiyan(chanting): Take that!!! I'm just wondering what words will you shout! [ Sanjiyan releases a more powerful blast than before and the third eye closes ] Benares(looking at the powerful blast and screaming): Ahhhh! Mama! Help! [ Benares went flying on the sky again . . . . but wait there's more ] Haan(smile): Here take you're can!!! [ Haan throws the can at Benares and he catches it ] Benares(Happy): Kaiyanwang-sama, were safe now! Benares(confused): What! Kaiyanwang is not sealed here! Haan(grins and shout): I M E A N E X P L O D I N G C A N !!! [ The can explode on Benares hand and of course his face because his looking at it! ] Mr. Kai(Happy go angry): Hehehe! Poor Benares! You! [looking at Haan] Why do you always put me in danger! Haan(annoyed): Put you in danger!? I just save you! so be thankful! Yohko(smiling): Stop that both of you! Yakumo(Happy): Well. Benares is gone now! So let's go to the Holy Land! Pai(confused): What happened? [ Scene change to Kaiyanwang! actually Kaiyanwang see Benares being treated like garbage ] Kaiyanwang(confused): Where will they go now? Kaiyanwang(Happy): Maybe to the Holy Land! I have to follow them! [ Kaiyanwang follow them and there! Their on the gate of Konron ] Yakumo(sigh): Why do we have to bring this Mr. Kai guy here? Yohko(confused): I don't know? Haan(smiling): I don't know? But it's alright! At least I'm not the weakess now! Hehehe! Pai(Happy): Pai will return home! I'm sooo Happy! [ Before they ENTER the gate they see some flying object and falling quite fast ] Ground : Blaggg!! Yakumo(shock): What was that?!! Yohko(sweatdrops): It made a hole which resembles Benares Haan(smiling): Hehehe! I think it's Benares and he came for more and more beating! Voice in Hole: This is stupid!!! They treated me like garbage!!! Yakumo(Sweatdrops): Well. Let's just forget that hole and go to the Holy Land! Mr. Kai(sweatdrops): How will we do that? Holy Land was called Holy Land because it's full of Holes! Holey!!! Pai(Happy): Hurry. Hurry. ? Pai remembered we will watch 3x3 Eyes! Yohko(annoyed at Haan): Hey! Haan where's that movie you're saying? Haan(scared at Yohko): Well. Tommorow! Because we have to go to Holy Land 1st Mr. Kai(annoyed at Haan): You mean you forgot about it!!! coz you're to busy putting me in danger!!! Yakumo/Yohko(sigh): We think so too. [ Then they Disappear!!! ] Kaiyanwang(shock): Haaa! I must follow them quick!!! Benares(shock to hear Kaiyanwang's voice): Kaiyanwang-sama?! Kaiyanwang(hear's Benares): Benares? where are you? Benares(inside the hole): Look for a hole that look's like me sir. [ Kaiyanwang saw Benares 6 feet under the ground ] Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Quit fooling around! We have to follow Parvati's gang! Benares(shock): Kaiyanwang-sama, why would we follow them? We have to go to Holy Land. Kaiyanwang(yelled): Stupid their already on the Holy Land!!! Benares(shock): What!!! Then we must hurry!!! Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Quick get out of the hole you made!! Benares(sweatdrop): Well. Can you Help me? I can't get out of this hole! Kaiyanwang(getting more annoyed): OK! OK! [ Benares gets out of the hole he made ] Benares(confused): Where are we Kaiyawang-sama? Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Where on Konron!!! Quick let's follow them now! Benares(Happy): That was fast!!! OK. Let's go now Kaiyanwang-sama [ Kaiyanwang and Benares Enters the Gate ] ( 3x3 Eyes characters are in Holy Land now ) Kaiyanwang(confused): What's this? This land is barren! No plants, no tree! not even water! If there are Sanjiyans here this place must be fertile now! Benares(confused): Where will we find the Sanjiyans? [ Scene change to Parvati's gang ] Pai(sigh): This place is still barren, If some Sanjiyan is here this place would be full of life. Yakumo(sweatdrops): Hey. Maybe Don-chan and Kenken were hypnoticed and... Yohko(yelled at Yakumo): No way!!! [ Pai's Gang saw Kaiyanwang and Benares ] Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Hey you there (pointing at the good guys)! Don't hide the Sanjiyans! where are they?! Benares(angry): If you don't show them, you'll regret it! Yakumo(confused): What are you talking about! Yohko(confused): Hey Kaiyanwang! You're the one who say that there's some Sanjiyans here! stupid! Kaiyanwang(confused): What! I did not! Haan(smiling): And Benares! You're not afraid of us?! WE'VE JUST THRASH YOU TWICE!!! You wan't more?!!! Benares(visibly scared): (Gulp)I'm with master, so you won't scare me!!! [ Benares hide behind his master ] Kaiyanwang(thinking): Where? There's no Sanjiyans here! Benares(scared): Kaiyanwang-sama, what should we do? Kaiyanwang(crossarms): Well, we have no choice! Do we? Let's squeeze all of the information from them! and capture Miss Pai. Benares(Happy): Then that means you'll help me on fighting them? Kaiyanwang(annoyed): That's your job! Stupid! [ Kaiyanwang disappears in front of Benares again ] Benares(really scared now): Kaiyanwang-sama! Don't leave me with this crazy monsters! Haan(mad): Hey! I'm not a monster stupid! Yakumo(confused): Well, I think Kaiyanwang really don't know anything. Pai(scared): Ohh. What will he do to Pai? Yohko(smiling): Well, Well, Well, look's like your all alone again Benares. Haan(grins): Well guys? Let's have some fun again! Mr. Kai(laugh): Hehehe! You look so scared! I wonder why? [ Benares is really really scared now!!! ] Benares (shaking): Kaiyanwang-sama! Don't leave me! I don't wan't to play alone with this crazy monsters! Ahhh! Benares (thinking): Wait! Parvati's not here coz she used all of her energy! I think I'll win this time! Hehehe nothing to be afraid of anymore! Benares (looking at them annoyed): You! You'll regret thrashing me twice! Benares (really angry): YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!! Yakumo (amazed): What? So you wan't to be thrash again? Well, it will be your third and last. Haan (annoyed): You look confident. But, you cannot defeat us! Yohko (smiling): Well Benares. I think you should run now. Mr. Kai (smiling): Well Benares. Better take Yohko's advice! Pai (confused): You beat Benares twice? [ Yakumo, Haan, Yohko and Mr. Kai was shock to here that ] Yakumo (sweatdrops): Well. Now I know why. I think were the one's in trouble. Haan (gulp): THIS IS BAD! Yohko (scratching head): Well, I think we should run too. Mr. Kai (gulp): I dont want to be Dragon God shit! Pai (confused): Why are you afraid? You said you beat him twice. Benares (laughing): Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Why? I'll tell you why! (yelled)It's because you're other backup is there!! Pai (really confused now): What? What back-up? Pai: Ohhh. You mean Sanjiyan? Benares (grins): Yeah. This time I'm sure to win! Yakumo (whispering): Well, Pai? Is there any-other way to call your Sanjiyan part? Pai (thinking): Pai will wake her. Yakumo (whispering to others): Well guys, we should think of a really great plan now. Yohko (whisper): Well, let's use Mr. Kai as a decoy and escape! Mr. Kai (smiling): I'll do anything for Yohko!!! Haan (whisper): Well let's use my plan again. Yakumo (sigh): Well, for now let's use Haan's plan. [ The first round of the fight is about to start! ] Haan (yelling): 1ST HALF START!!!!! Haan (smiling): Hey, Benares!!! What if I use my strongest technique on you again? [ Benares become extremely frustrated to hear Haan's strongest technique and charges ] Benares (extremely angry): I'M GOING TO THRASH YOU IF YOU DO THAT!!! [ Then out of nowhere the good guys attack the offguard Benares ] Benares (pissed): Shit! I fell for that old trick again! Yohko (uses her most powerful spell): Take that! [ Benares was hit and went flying again! ] Benares (flying the sky! Takaku hamatake.... whoops!): Shit! It's Yakumo's turn now!!! Yakumo (jump's and step on Benares's body): Come-out Kuan-Yaa!!! Benares (falling and shouting): Arghhh! Hehehe! No one will sent me flying out in the sky!!! [ Well because Sanjiyan uses all of her power in THRASHING BENARES Part 2 she must sleep for a while. Hehehe ] Benares land in front of Mr. Kai. Mr. Kai(petrified): Don't hurt me! I'm just an ordinary human! Benares(annoyed): You are? SCRAM NOW BEFORE I START BEATING THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!! [ Hearing about this Mr. Kaiyanwang fainted ] Benares(scratching head): What? Hey! I haven't started beating the hell out of you! Benares(angry): Well, It's that all you can do?! I going to thrash you now! Haan (shouting): END OF 1ST HALF!!! Haan (shouting): GO TO YOUR PROPER SITS!!! All of them go to their sides and of course that stupid Benares Yakumo(sweating): Whooo. That was close Yohko(sigh): We have no power to send him flying to the sky like miss Seima do. Haan(sweatdrops): Well, I think we should use Yohko's plan now. Haan(looking at Mr. Kai): But we have to wake that petrified Mr. Kai Yakumo(smiling): Well, Yohko, I think you should ask him to be our decoy. Yohko(sweatdrops): Why would I do that? Haan(looking annoyed at petrified Mr. Kai): Well, he said he'll do anything for you Yohko. Yohko(more sweatdrops): Ok. Ok. But don't blame me if something wrong happen. Haan(looking annoyed at Mr. Kai): Well, let's blame that Mr. Kai guy there!!! [ Yohko wakes that petrified and fainted Mr. Kaiyanwang and tell him what should he do ] Mr. Kai(tears dropping from eyes): I'm glad I could be of some help for you Yohko! Yohko(sweatdrops): Thank you, but don't blame me if something happens to you. Mr. Kai(happy): I'll do anything for you Yohko, that's what I said. Haan(annoyed): Well, then let's start now! [ Hehehe then they used the Mr. Kai now, and wondering what happened to Pai? Well . . . . . she's still trying to wake Sanjiyan ] Haan(smiling): Well where not continuing the 2ND Half so go home now Benares!! Benares(annoyed): Who am I going to play with then! Yakumo(smiling): Well? Play with Mr. Kai guy! Benares(extremely annoyed): YOU'RE GOING TO THE TRASH CAN FOR SUGGESTING THAT! Mr. Kai(annoyed): Hey!!! Benares!!! come play with me so they can escape!!! Benares(really angry now): Escape? So their using you as a decoy to escape! Haan(annoyed at Mr. Kai): That stupid! Telling Benares that were planning an escape! Yohko(sweatdrops): Well, don't blame me! He's the one who said to Benares that were going to escape. Yakumo(sigh): Well, let's run for it! [ The gang quickly run away from the raging Ryuujin ] Benares(angry): You won't escape!!!! [ Benares releases all kinds of beast magic he can use at random direction! ] Mr. Kai(annoyed): Hey! Benares! I said. . . . . . Everyone (including Benares): SHUT THE HELL UP! [ Well Pai has done her best on waking Sanjiyan but she didn't get anywhere to waking her up :-) ) Pai(confused): Why is everybody running away? Yakumo(concerned): Pai! Get away from that raging Ryuujin! Benares(raging): Gruuuu! Graaaaa! Gruuuuuuuu! Gerrrrrrrr! [ Actually one of Benares's beast magic accidentally scratches Pai's knee then ] Pai (tears): Ouch! My knee! Uh. uh. uh [ Well, small amount of blood came out from the small scratch on Pai's knee. ] Benares(scratches head): Whoops! Sorry! Yakumo (angry): You bastard. I'll make you pay! Benares (confident): Well then come and play with me! Yakumo (with infinite power): What? I feel so strong! What's happening? I think I can send this raging Ryuujin up-up-up in the sky! Benares(scared): What!!!? I JUST SCRATCH PARVATI'S KNEE! HOW THE HELL DID HE GOT THE INFINITE POWER! DOES THIS MEANS THAT, HE WILL THRASH ME ALL BY HIMSELF?! THIS WILL BE AN EMBARRASING MOMENT! Yakumo(angry): Well, you're going to Pay for hurting Pai! Pai(confused): What's happening? Pai don't understand. Benares(shaking): This is bad! Yakumo(angry): Come-out all beast magic! Pai(amazed): Wow! All beast magic! Yohko(amazed): How did he do it?! Haan(eyes wide-open): What the! his full of power! Mr. Kai(amazed): I like that! Benares(amazed but is about to go flying): Wow! Cool! Yikes! I been thrash 3rd time!!! Arghh!!! The PAIN!!! Yakumo(smiling): Let's see! Ahh you'll be flying to were the we saw little Pai's image!!! (Manga Vol. 5) ( 3x3 Eyes Anime: Legend of Devine Demon Part3) Yakumo(losing it's Infinite power): If you damage that I won't forgive you! [ Scene changes to Benares ] Benares(eyes closed): Hehehe! This time there won't be any Jetplanes or Airplanes or something that will slice me! [ Scene changes to Kaiyanwan ] Kaiyanwang: What's this? I think I'm lost again! And what's this tortoise like statue doing in this place? [ Kaiyanwang is in the place where Little Pai image was. ] [ The image of Little Pai shows in front of Kaiyanwang and it tells Kaiyanwang what it tells Pai Ayanokouji, Yakumo Fujii, Jake Mcdonald and Hong-Nyang in the Manga! not the Anime! ] Little Pai's image: Welcome to all who have come here. I am Parvati IV, born in the year of Heavenly White Dragon.... the last Sanjiyan Unkara. Kaiyanwang(confused): Last? But I was just sealed! and to my information there still many Sanjiyan here! You stupid! Little Pai's image: Being the master here, I should have greeted and served the guests who have come from far away... Kaiyanwang(getting more confused): I thought I'm the master? Little Pai's image: Please promise me never to come to this place again. Let the long history of the Sanjiyan tribe sleep with this fertile land forever, along with my future husband, "Shiva" Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Why would I leave my Homeland? and I'm not sleeping! Little Pai's image: He used to be very nice. I don't know how he became a dreadful evil. When he realised that he was the most powerful in the tribe, things became terrible. Kaiyanwang(getting more annoyed): So what! Little Pai's image: That's his thought. All the people in the tribe are against his abusing the power, but we were misunderstood. So there was a clash of strength against strength. Kaiyanwang(smiling): That's my power! And I'm not abusing it! I'm using it! Stupid! Little Pai's image: By the time Shiva was sealed off by the Seima Queen, only I survived. Kaiyanwang(annoyed again): I told you I'm still alive damn it!!! You're not the only, and I'm right in front of you!!! you Idiot!!! Little Pai's image: I decided to leave this place, to give up my power and become human. Humanity has a sacred power. They would sacrifice themselves to save other people. Kaiyanwang(annoyed): So that's what you think? Human will never have Holy Power! Little Pai's image: Please forget everything about this land. Kaiyanwang(getting more annoyed): Why would I forget my Homeland! You're really an Idiot! Baka! Kuso! Little Pai's image: Never ever allow Kaiyanwang to awaken again ... [ This words set Kaiyanwang's mind to rampage! ] Kaiyanwang(angry): You ..... wan't me to sleep forever!? I'm gonna thrash you!!! [ Kaiyanwang jumps and uses a powerful blast! but before the blast hit the stone, the flying Benares went in path of the blast! and eat all of it ] Kaiyanwang(surprised): Whooooooops. Benares(in pain): Waaaaaaaah! The Pain again! How the HELL did a large Jetplane got here!!! And it didn't slice me!!! It rammed me!!! [ Benares landing impact was 50X+ and he made a small crater and in the center you can see a hole which resembles our Great Ryuujin ] Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): Ooops. Hey! Benares! Wat are you doing in this place? Benares(shock): Kaiyanwang-sama! Are you there? Kaiyanwang(confused): Where did you come from? [ Benares quickly get out of the Crater [ not Hole ] he made, and to his master Kaiyanwang. ] Benares(scared): Kaiyanwang-sama! Save me from those monsters! Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): Monsters? Where? Tell me what happened boy. Benares(scared): Yakumo, Yakumo got this infinite power when I accidentally scratch Parvati's knee. And he send me up-up-up-and-away all by himself. Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): Oooh. You mean you got a taste of Yakumo's infinite power. Hahaha poor boy. Benares(confused): You mean when I harm just a little bit a Sanjiyan, it's Wu will still have Infinite power? Kaiyanwang(smiling): You're right there boy! [ Benares scratches Kaiyanwang's knee ] Benares(with infinite power): Huh? You're right! Hahaha, Look Kaiyanwang-sama! Kaiyanwang(extremely angry): YOU FOOL!!! HOW DARE YOU HARM MY DETERIORATING BODY!!! Benares(extremely scared): So-so-so-rry, I'm just testing if it will work. Kaiyanwang(has cool off): Now you know! Where are they? Benares(confused): Well, I don't know where I came from, so I don't know too. Kaiyanwang(confused): You don't know? But why? Benares(sweatdrops): I don't want to say this but, When I was flying I closed my eyes so the impact of my land won't hurt much, but instead I feel so hot! then blag! Something hit me really hard and it makes the impact much-much-much stronger. By the way. Have you seen a huge Jetplane came here? [ Kaiyanwang sees this opportunity and lie to Benares ] Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): Yes it was really really fast. And it rammed you pretty hard! Then I see you falling super duper fast, maybe you feel so hot because you're falling like a meteor. [ Kaiyanwang points at the crater which Benares made from his impact ] Kaiyanwang(more sweatdrops): Look at that Benares, you see that crater? Benares(big sweatdrops): Did I made that small crater? Kaiyanwang(big sweatdrops): Yes, You came from the center of it so I think this crater belongs to you! You own it! [ Scene changes to the Good Gangs ] Pai(confused): What's that light? Yakumo(confused): I don't know but it was very full of energy. Yohko(confused): It came from where we saw little Pai's image. Haan(confused): Little Pai's image? Mr. Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): Well Guys. It came from .... Yakumo/Haan(yelled): SHUT UP!!! Mr. Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Let me finished damn-it! I not planning to say what Yohko said! This is what I'll say! It came from where you sent Benares!!! [ The Good Guys where shock except Pai ] Pai(confused): Benares is there? Yakumo(sweating): Kuso! Maybe the light came from the Statue. Yohko(sweating): I think Benares has done something with the statue there! Haan(confused): Statue? What is this Statue? Mr. Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): I think . . . . . Haan/Yakumo(yelled again): SHUT UP!!! Mr. Kaiyanwang(annoyed again): Kuso! You think I'll say what Yohko said! Both of you are so annoying! This is what I'll say!!! I think that light came from Kaiyanwang releasing his energy. Pai(confused): Kaiyanwang is there? Yakumo(sweatdrops): Well Pai, don't you have anything else to say? Yohko(sweatdrops): Well that's our Pai. Haan(sweatdrops): You didn't notice? I too say stupid questions! Mr. Kai(smiling): Coz you're stupid!!! Voice(laughing): Bwahahaha!!!! [ All of them were shocked to see a 5"6 thick long black haired teenager boy wearing black jeans, an XL tshirt and a shades holding in his pocket! laughing! Hehehe ] Pai(confused): Who's there? Yakumo(sweating): Who are you!? Yohko(sweating): How did you get here? Haan(sweating): Maybe his one of the Sanjiyans? Mr. Kaiyanwang(confused): I haven't seen him before! Yakumo(sweating): You must be one Benares minions!!! Yohko(sweating): We've just sent you're master up-up-up-in-the-sky! so you better not fight us! Haan(sweatdrops): Don't start the fight yet! Maybe his a Sanjiyan! Mr. Kai(confused): But I haven't seen him in the Manga before! He can't be a Sanjiyan! Pai(confused): Where did he came from? Pai didn't notice him coming here. Standing man(laughing): Hahaha! That's why I like Pai! She so cute, and Innocent, and I like the way she talk. Hahaha! By the way you're looking for Sanjiyans right? Yakumo(sweating): How did you know! And who are you!? Standing man(sweatdrops): I'm DGreater1! Fear me! For I will join you!!! Yohko(sweatdrops): Ahhh! Haan vs. Mr. Kaiyanwang and Yakumo vs. DGreater1! Haan(sweatdrops): You mean that guy is Yakumo's love enemy? Mr. Kai(sweatdrops): That stupid guy! If you don't wan't to be thrash! Never to go after Pai! You don't have a chance against Yakumo! DGreater1(laughing): Who said I'm going after Pai!!! I just said I like Pai because she's Cute and Innocent! and I like that way she talk!!! What made you think that I'm going after her! Hehehehe! And why would I fight Pai's Wu! Yakumo(confused): You know lots of things about us, how come? DGreater1(laughing): Hahaha! Well not really! But that Mr. Kaiyanwang! he knows you very-very well! Yohko(sweatdrops): By the way, you look silly with you're style. DGreater1(holds chin): Hehehe! I do? Well I don't care I like this style! Haan(confused): But how did you get here!? DGreater1(stop laughing and form some sweatdrops): Well, I don't know. Yakumo(sweatdrops): You mean like Mr. Kaiyanwang you don't know too? Mr. Kaiyanwang(laughing): Hahaha! You're just like me then!!! DGreater1(laughing): Hahaha! Yeah! I was reading this fanfic when I become dizzy, then puff! I'm here! DGreater1(sweatdrops): Well I think I know who sent me here! Mr. Kaiyanwang: You know!? DGreater1(sweatdrops): Yeah, Maybe my other personality. Pai(confused): You have 2 personality too? Like Pai? Yakumo(confused): Other personality? You mean you're a Sanjiyan? Yohko(confused): So, there really is a Sanjiyan left after all. Haan(confused): Why are you always laughing? Mr. Kaiyanwang(laughing): Hahaha! I know why is he laughing!!! All(except Mr. Kai and DGreater1): Why? and why are you laughing too? Mr. Kaiyanwang(laughing): Because he said his other personality. Well, I coudn't think of anything else so I think, because he's insane!!! If his not a Sanjiyan and He has multiple personality, then he must be insane, right?!!! [ All of them except Pai were shock to here about DGreater1 being insane ] DGreater1(dodging the humiliation): Hehehe! Wrong! I'm laughing coz I like too! Is there a problem with that? Like I said to Yohko, I like this style! Hehehe! Pai(confused): Insane? What's insane? Pai don't understand all of you. Yakumo(confused): If you're not insane and you have other personality then that means you're a Sanjiyan! Yohko(confused): I think so too. Haan(confused): If he's a Sanjiyan then he maybe have an Wu. Mr. Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): Well, guys you're not listening! Like we said before we are both sent here! DGreater1(look at the surroundings): This is the holy land right? When I was reading this fanfic I feel dizzy on the part were Benares was accidentally blown by Kaiyanwang, then puff! I'm here. Yakumo(sweating): You mean Kaiyanwang is there with Benares? Yohko(sweating): Well, How did Kaiyanwang accidentally blown Benares? Haan(confused): And how did you know that when you're here? Mr. Kai(whispering to DGreater1): Well, don't tell them. DGreater1(sweatdrops): Well, I won't tell you how'd I know but I will tell you why Benares was accidentally...., you know! DGreater1: Listen, The last time you saw Benares was flying towards the statue, actually, Kaiyanwang was there and little Pai's illusion show's in front of him, then it said what she said to Yakumo, and Yohko Ayanokouji! And of course Mr. Kaiyanwang know's it! but Haan doesn't! Poor Haan. Haan(shrugs): Damn, What did that statue said to you Yohko? DGreater1: Actually it's hard to explain why Kaiyanwang became so angry with that statue, and he blast it away! Yakumo/Yohko(shocked): No way! DGreater1: But actually, before the blast hits the statue, Benares went in the path and instead of the statue being blown it happens to be Benares being blown! then I feel dizzy laughing then I'm here! Yohko(confused): Benares didn't see that Kaiyanwang is there? Haan(smiling): Well, Benares is too stupid to notice him. DGreater1(sweatdrops): Actually, He closes his eyes while flying so the impact of the fall will not hurt him much but instead he falls faster so it will sure hurt. Mr. Kaiyanwang(whispering to DGreater1): Then you know how did I came here! DGreater1(whispering to Mr. Kai): Actually, . . . . I have no idea. Yakumo(extending it's ear): Hey, What are you two whispering? Mr. Kai/DGreater1(yelled): SHUT UP MAN!!! IT'S NONE OF YOU'RE BUSINESS!!! Yakumo(gasp): What the hell! They yelled at me! DGreater1(smiling): Hey! Let's go now! Let's see what happened to Benares! Sanjiyan(happy): Hehehe! At long last I'm awake!!! DGreater1(annoyed): Hey where's Pai! Mr. Kai(confused): I thought Sanjiyan used all of her power? Sanjiyan(offended): Who's this PUNK! You don't wan't me coming out!? DGreater1(scared): Whooops. I said Where's Pai Ayanokouji. Haan(Annoyed): Are you making a move on my Yohko!? DGreater1(annoyed): Did I say Yohko Ayanokouji! I said Pai Ayanokouji! IDIOT! Yohko(confused): Why is everybody angry? Mr. Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Hey! Where wasting time! quick let's go now! [ Scene changes to Kaiyanwang and Benares ] Benares: Kaiyanwang-sama, what should we do? There's no Sanjiyan here. Kaiyanwang: Benares, you should start looking for the 3rd Sanjiyan. If they find two more Sanjiyan, Parvati's power will be waste. Benares: Don't worry Kaiyanwang-sama, they don't have the Statue of Humanity. And If they do they still don't know how to use it. Kaiyanwang: We still have to becareful. [ Both Kaiyanwang and Benares see the goodguys approaching ] Benares(scared): Kuso! Were in big trouble! Kaiyanwang(confused): Why are you so scared Benares? Benares(confused): I don't know? [ The Good guys see Benares and Kaiyanwang and of course the crater. ] DGreater1(confused): Huh? Why is there a crater in this place? Yakumo(confused): I don't remember that crater. Yohko(confused): Yeah. When we wen't here 3 months ago there's no such thing. Sanjiyan(confused): Yeah I live here for 2 months but I haven't seen that crater before. Haan(confused): Well I'm here to see the tortoise like statue. [ Mr. Kaiyanwang looking at the center of the crater ] Mr. Kaiyanwang(big sweatdrop): Well guys, You haven't seen this before coz this crater has been made a few minutes ago. DGreater1(sweatdrops and point at the center of the crater): Wow. I know now. Look at the center there! Yakumo(sweatdrop): Wooh. So the impact was very-very strong. Yohko(sweatdrop): Poor Benares, it must be very-very painful. Haan(sweatdrops): Well, No one want's to tell me about that statue so I'll forget it. Sanjiyan(confused): Impact? What happened when I'm asleep? Yakumo(sweatdrops): I wonder what happens to Benares, he must be sleeping inside that crater? DGreater1: ひす すちる すりぴん ぷろむ だ イムパッカ?!!! [ Whooops. Someone has enabled the Jap-coding when I was eating my breakfast ] 『Well, to those who don't know how to decode it just read ahead』 Hehehe DGreater1(looking somewhere and annoyed): That stupid!!! Hey!!! Don't JROCK me stupid!!! Mr. Kai(confused): What was dat?! Yakumo(confused): I think he's really insane! Yohko(sweatdrop): I think he's dangerous! Haan(smiling): Don't worry Yohko I'll protect you. Sanjiyan(shrugs): I think I can understand wat he said. Yakumo(sweatdrop): You can? Yohko(confused): What did he say? Haan(confused): What was that anyway? Sanjiyan(sweatdrop): He just say, He's still sleeping from the impact?!!! Yakumo(confused): Well, that's it? You're really strange DGreater1. Mr. Kai(smiling): Hehehe, I think DGreater1 will be our next attraction here. [ Scene changes to Kaiyanwang and Benares, they're looking at the good guy's new found person. ] Benares(confused): What? They acquired another person? But why? This is unfair!!! Kaiyanwang(sweating): I think his a Sanjiyan! Quick Benares capture that boy! Benares(scared): But sir, can I . . . um . . . scratch you're knee so I'll have a chance of getting that Sanjiyan? Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Ok, Ok, I'll scratch myself so go now! Benares(happy): Thank you, Kaiyanwang-sama. [ Benares show's in front of the Good guys! ] Benares(smiling): We've meet again! this time you'll never thrash me so easily. Benares(grins): Hahahaha, come play with me! [ All of the Good guys were shock to see Benares . . . . . . . naked!!! ] [ Kaiyanwang begins to scratch his knee ] Benares(naked with infinite power): Hahaha! I'm Benares! Kaiyanwang's greatest Wu! Sanjiyan(shocked and turnback): That fool! Yohko(shocked and turnback too): That Idiot! How dare he shows that gruesome thing to us! Yakumo(laughing hard and on the ground): Hahahaha! Hahaha! Haan(laughing really hard and on the ground too): Holy Shit!!! Hahahaha! Hahahah! Hahaha! Mr. Kai(laughing and also on ground): Hahahaha! Hahaha! Is this you're new technique? DGreater1(laughing of course!): Hahahaha! I think that technique will work!!! Hahaha Benares(confused and annoyed): Why are you laughing so hard!!!? Haan(tears of laugher): Hahahaha! Show him Yakumo! Hahahaha Yakumo(laughing): Hahaha Alright! Hold still! Hahaha!!! I command you in the name of Yakumo Fujii! come-forth! Chin-ku! (mirror tick) Hahahaha! Benares(really annoyed): What's this Chin-Ku business? Yakumo(laughing): Chin-ku! I order you to show him why are we laughing! Hahaha! [ Benares was super shock to see his reflection! And and his Face turns red, as red as his Eyes! ] Benares(shamed): Shit! Don't Look! IDIOTS!!! Yakumo(laughing): Don't look? Hahaha! Why don't you turn around? Hahahaha Haan(laughing): Hahaha! Yeah you're the one who's naked so you're the one who must turn-around! Yohko(annoyed): Quick! Turn-around you IDIOT!!! Sanjiyan(annoyed): You must turnaround before I lost my temper! and blast that thing!!! DGreater1(laughing): Hahahaha! Benares you're butt is cute!!! Mr. Kai(laughing): Hahahaha! Quick Benares! Summon some clothes! [ That stupid Ryuujin (Benares) quickly turns and whoops! ] Mr. Kaiyanwang(whisper): Quick before he manage to summon some clothes! DGreater1(whisper): Where in deep shit if that happens! Yakumo(whisper then shout): Let's do it! NOW!!!!! [ Their about to attack when someone step in front of Benares and he look like someone we know ] Kaiyanwang(smiling): tsk. tsk. tsk. So you manage to find the 3rd Sanjiyan eh. Good-guys/except Mr. Kai and DGreater1(confused): 3rd Sanjiyan? DGreater1(gasps): Whoops! He think's I'm a Sanjiyan! I'm in trouble! Mr. Kai(happy): Yes! The curse on me has been lifted!!! Yakumo(confused): Curse? Yohko(concerned): Hey, DGreater1? Why are you trembling? Haan(thinking): His acting really strange. Sanjiyan(confused): Hey, Yakumo, is he a Sanjiyan? DGreater1(shaking): Kuso! Hey don't you come near me! Yakumo(confused): No Sanjiyan, He's just like Mr. Kaiyanwang Sanjiyan(confused): You mean his an Idiot too? Mr. Kaiyanwang(offended): Hey! I'm not idiot! DGreater1(annoyed): Who are you calling idiot? Sanjiyan(grins): What? You have a problem with that? Kaiyanwang(confused): Hey, Hey, Hey! Don't fight! Come on! You're DGreater1 right? You wan't to become human right? So come with me. DGreater1(trembling): Hey, I'm already human! Kaiyanwang(annoyed): No matter what, you're coming with us! Benares quick get that boy! Benares(confused): Kaiyanwang-sama, who among them? [ Benares has been covered with his favorite leather jacket and jeans now! ] Kaiyanwang(really annoyed): Stupid! Of course their new found fiend! Benares(confused): New found fiend? There's no fiend there Kaiyanwang-sama. DGreater1(annoyed): That stupid! Calling me a fiend!!! Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): Oh. I mean their new found friend!!! Benares: Kaiyanwang-sama, why didn't you told me that I'm naked? Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): Well, I get used to seing my deteriorated naked body!!! hey! Don't change the subject idiot!!! Just go and get him!!! Benares(scared): Well boss, I loss my infinite power can I um.... You know... Kaiyanwang(yells at Benares): Alright! Just don't fail this time! [ Kaiyanwang scratches his other knee!!! ] Kaiyanwang(pain): Ouch!!! I think I over scratch it! Yakumo(confused): Why is Kaiyanwang harming himself? Sanjiyan(disturbed): This is not good! If Benares is in infinite power well have no chance of beating him!!! Yohko(confused): Infinite power? You mean if the Sanjiyan with Wu was harmed it's Wu will have infinite power? Haan(sweatdop): Ohh, I remember, Yakumo has this infinite power when Benares accidentally scratches your knee Sanjiyan. [ Sanjiyan look at her knee and boy she is really really mad!! ] Sanjiyan(outraged): You low life! How dare you damage my beautiful leg!!! Benares(visibly scared): So what!? (gulp) It was an accident! Yakumo(steps in front of Sanjiyan and cools her off): Sanjiyan, don't be carried away and blow him again we just thrash him lately, save it later. Sanjiyan(annoyed): Be Thankfull! Yakumo just save you're face!!! If not I'll use all of my power that you're technique won't be able to stop it and you'll be flying to the moon! Benares(imagining that view): FLY ME TO THE MOON? and let me sing among the stars? Kaiyanwang(really annoyed now): Quick Benares! Before you lost your infinite power!!! Benares(snaps out of imagining that thing): Oooh. Benares(smiling): Let's cut the chitchat and get on to business! I going to take you're new found friend! and you won't stop me! [ As quick as light Kaiyanwang's Wu capture DGreater1 without any difficulty. And return to Kaiyanwang's side and escort DGreater1 as they walk away ] DGreater1(confused): Huh? What happenned? All of them disappear? And why am I walking? Mr. Kai(voice): Sayonara DGreater1!!! Yohko(voice): Take good care DGreater1!!! Haan(voice): Don't do stupid thing's in front of them DGreater1!!! Yakumo(voice): I'll wish for your safety!!! Sanjiyan(voice): Don't worry! He will leave you behind once he found out that you're USELESS [ DGreater1 is about to look back but instead he saw Kaiyanwang behind him! ] DGreater1(trembling): You! Where are you taking me!? Benares(annoyed): Behave in front of your Highness! Kaiyanwang(confused): That Mr. Kaiyanwang he said I'm his dearest! Why is he taking Parvati's side? Benares(confused): Yeah, And why do they always steal my underlings! Kaiyanwang(annoyed): You DGreater1!!! You must know something!!! [ Well they didn't know that DGreater1 was so scared that he walk like a robot! ] Kaiyanwang(confused): What happened to him? Benares(annoyed at DGreater1): I said behave in front of Kaiyanwang-sama! Benares(really annoyed now): If you don't stop that robot walking I'll send you to the nearest dumpsite!!! [ DGreater1 snap out of it when he here's the dumpsite! ] DGreater1(annoyed): I think you're the one who's qualified to live on the nearest dumpsite!!! Coz you're just a garbage! Benares(annoyed): SHUT UP!!! Kaiyanwang(confused): Tell me, Why do that Pai always steal our followers? Benares(annoyed): They always steal my underlings! DGreater1(smiling): You're so stupid! You know the answer to that question! Kaiyanwang(getting more confused): What do you mean I know the answer? DGreater1(annoyed): You're really stupid! You're brain start deteriorating!? [ Kaiyanwang rage hearing that his Brain start Deteriorating!!! ] Kaiyanwang(extremely angry): If you don't tell me know I'm gonna torture you! DGreater1(extremely scared): Alright, Alright, I'll tell you why. Just don't hurt me! Please! Benares(annoyed): Speak! Tell us what you know! DGreater1(trembling): It's because that's one of Pai's Holy power! and your Holy Power SUCKS! Kaiyanwang(cools off): I remember, her Holy Power is friendship! Benares(cools off): I hate this! We lost, they Gain! Kaiyanwang(smiling): Well, DGreater1, are you willing to be my follower? or you'll join those weaklings? DGreater1(not scared now): Well, I'll just take a walk and think about that. Kaiyanwang(smiling): Ok, ok, take your time, you know where to find us. [ DGreater1 leaves them and walk away ] Benares(confused): Are you sure Kaiyanwang-sama? Kaiyanwang(smiling): Well, follow him I don't wan't Parvati stealing our new servant. Benares(bows and leave): Yes sir. [ DGreater1 is walking away from them and what the hell is he thinking!!!? ] DGreater1(walking): If I join Kaiyanwang, I'll be a servant but If I join Pai I'll have lots friends! Benares(lost): Shit! I lost our only servant! and the worst is I think I'm lost too! [ DGreater1 eyes the good guys and hide behind a small rock! What the hell is he thinking!? really! ] Sanjiyan(smiling): So that's how you beat Benares, and that crater, that give's you a better look how powerful Shiva, I mean Kaiyanwang is! Mr. Kaiyanwang(smiling): I wonder what their doing now? you know, DGreater1. Haan(smiling): Well I think his being tortured. Yakumo(smiling): Maybe he became insane? Yohko(concerned): I'm kinda worried about him. Sanjiyan(smiling): I hate him! I like Mr. Kaiyanwang better! [ The Good guys see Benares and again he's looking for something or someone and Benares see them too ] Benares(scratching head): Hey, Did you see by any chance DGreater1? Yakumo(confused): Why? what happened? Mr. Kaiyanwang(confused): He escaped? Yohko(confused): I can't believe it! That guy manage to escape from Kaiyanwang and to you? Haan(confused): No we haven't seen him. Sanjiyan(annoyed): I hate him I wish he'll never show in front of me! [ Hearing this DGreater1 show's itself and grins! ] DGreater1(smiling): Hahahaha! I'm DGreater1! Fear me! I'm here to . . . . . . Benares(happy): You're hear to join me and my master?!!! Pai(confused): Ohhh, where am I? Yakumo(confused): I'm here to . . . . . what? Yohko(confused): Will you please speak it out? Haan(confused): So he did escape? Mr. Kaiyanwang(confused): But why? This is unfair! DGreater1(smiling): Hehehehe! Let me finished first! I'm here to join all of you! Benares(happy): You're going to join me and my master!? Yakumo(annoyed): Why would you join us! Benares is not one of us! Yohko(confused): He's going to join us and also Kaiyanwang? Haan(annoyed): If that so! It's better to be neutral than to join both groups! idiot! Mr. Kaiyanwang(annoyed): That STUPID how did he escape! Unfair! Unfair! Unfair! [ Scene changes to Kaiyanwang and boy he's getting really bored! because he's alone and all he sees is barren land! ] Kaiyanwang(bored voice): Now, Why was I all alone? Oh, I remember DGreater1 take a walk and I let Benares follow him. Kaiyanwang(bored voice): I have to take a walk and look for some Sanjiyans by myself! (then his stomach grumbles) Kaiyanwang(thinking): Damn! I soooooo hungry!!! I think I'll look for food first! [ Scene changes back to the most populated place in the Holy Land ] Benares(confused): Yeah right! You must choose but one! DGreater1(annoyed): Benares! Benares(extremely happy): Oh yes! So you wan't to join Kaiyanwang-sama afterall! DGreater1(annoyed): STUPID! Look behind you! You're surrounded by the good guys! If I join you I'll be in danger! Yakumo(annoyed): So you're going to join Pai? and help us Become human? Yohko(confused): Why would Kaiyanwang want DGreater1 to be one of his follower? Haan(confused): Maybe his powerful and Kaiyanwang want's him to be in his side and not fight against him! Pai(happy): We have a new friend again! Yipe! Yipe! Mr. Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Well, I don't care anymore! [ Benares see Kaiyanwang and run to him so Pai's gang won't gang up on him! ] Kaiyanwang(confused and stomach growling): What's happening here? Kaiyanwang dont know. Please tell Kaiyanwang Benares(scared): Kaiyanwang-sama they just acquired DGreater1 as another of their followers! Pai(confused): Follower? DGreater1 is Pai's Dachinko and Pai's Dachinko is everyone's Dachinko! Yakumo(confused): What happened to Kaiyanwang? What's this [Kaiyanwang don't know, Please tell Kaiyanwang] business? Benares(confused): Kaiyanwang-sama, is there something wrong? Kaiyanwang(smiling): No Benares, Kaiyanwang is just happy! Yohko(sweatdrops): I think Kaiyanwang want's to be like Pai and want's to have lots of Dachinko! Yakumo(annoyed): That stupid Kaiyanwang! Maybe his brain start deteriorating! Haan(smiling): Haan kinda like the way he talk now! Hehehe Haan want's to learn how to speak like it. Yohko(looking at DGreater1): I think Kaiyanwang's brain was poisoned by someone. Mr. Kaiyanwang(smiling): DGreater1 must have poisoned your brain! Kaiyanwang(stomach still growling): Ehehehe, Kaiyanwang feels warm inside! I think I wan't to have friends now! DGreater1(confused): What's happening to Kaiyanwang? I didn't manipulate his brain! [ Then the voice of Guest who can be heard!!! Again again again! Naah. This will be the last time!!! Why? Hehehe coz I'm getting annoyed at him! ] ? Guest who(thunderous voice): Fools!!! [ Everybody was shock except Kaiyanwang, DGreater1, and Mr. Kaiyanwang ] Yakumo(shocked): What was that!? Yohko(shocked also): Who's there!? Pai(shocked too): I'm scared Yakumo! Haan(shocked): His voice is so scary!!! Benares(shocked and covers his head): I didn't poisoned Kaiyanwang-sama's mind!!! ? Guest who(voice): Hehehe! Did I scared you all!? Mr. Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Shut up! You, you always put me in danger! why not DGreater! DGreater1(annoyed): You! I hate you're guts! Don't show your face in front of this Fan-fic coz I'll beat the hell out of you! Kaiyanwang(snap out of it): Hey! You said there's Sanjiyan here! Yakumo(confused): Where's the voice coming from? Benares(annoyed): Hey! You're promised! Don't forget! Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Hey! You liar! There's not even one Sanjiyan in this place! ? Guest who(annoyed voice): You're not afraid of me!? Yakumo(annoyed): Show yourself first! Yohko(annoyed): I think you're the one who's afraid! Haan(annoyed): Who do you think you are! Pai(confused): Why is everybody look scary? Kaiyanwang(annoyed): I'm waiting for that Sanjiyan!!! You piece of GARBAGE!!! DGreater1(annoyed): Hey! Show yourself! Are you chicken!? A turtle that always hide in it's shell? Mr. Kai(annoyed): Hey! Come out of here! Or you don't have the guts? ? Guest who(annoyed): Hehehe! Let's see what happens next!!! [ Then a all of a sudden it became dark, the sky was covered with black clouds, there's thunder and lighting too, then a person appear out of nowhere and his holding a lunchbox and he looks familiar, I mean really really familiar ] ? Guest who(scared voice): Kuso! What's this!? How did I get here! DGreater1(happy): At last! You're going to pay for that! Mr. Kai(happy): Yes! The pain and trouble you gave me! Yakumo(confused): He looks like him! I mean it's like looking into a mirror! Yohko(confused): They are twin? Haan(confused): It's hard to tell who's who! Mr. Kai(whisper to dgreater1): Don't get near him coz you'll get us confused. ? Guest who(smiling): Hehehe! I'm Rizaldo! and . . . . . . . . I'm in a big trouble! But . . . . . [ Rizaldo turnback and . . . . . . . . . . run!!! But . . . . . . ] Rizaldo(Laughing): Bwahahahaha! . . . . . . . . Good buy! Benares(angry): You won't escape! You tricked me and Kaiyanwang-sama! [ Benares quickly run after Rizaldo but Benares accidentally step on a super sharp edge rock and! ] Benares(pain): Yeooow! Awwww! Ooohh. DGreater1(annoyed): Kuso! I can't help you capture him! his as fast as me! and will get mixed up! Yakumo(smiling): Leave it to me! I command you in the name of Yakumo Fujii! Come-forth Tsou-lin! Rizaldo(scared): Shit! I forgot about that Tsou-lin! Yakumo(annoyed): You won't escape from me!!! [ Rizaldo remembered that he has some sandwich in his lunchbox and throw one ] Rizaldo(smiling): OOOPS! MY SANDWICH! Pai(happy): Pai want's that sandwich Yakumo! Get it please! [ Yakumo quickly catch the sandwich and return to Pai! ] Rizaldo(laughing): Bwahahahaha! You won't catch me now!!! [ They lost Rizaldo in the Holy Land and everyone is yelling at one guy . . . . . . Yakumo! ] Yakumo(sigh): Damn! He escape! DGreater1(annoyed): You're so stupid Yakumo! You can bring that sandwich to Pai after you catch him! Mr. Kai(annoyed): I have the chance of revenge! You blew it idiot! Benares(pound his fist): It's your fault! You make him escape!!! Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Damn! We almost had him! and let him tell us where to find the other Sanjiyans! Yohko(confused): Who was he anyway? Haan(confused): Yeah, he looks like DGreater1! Pai(sad): I'm sorry Yakumo, because of Pai the bad person escape. Yakumo(smiling): Don't worry about that Pai, I'm not mad at you. DGreater1(smiling): Hehehe! But not to worry, he won't get away that far! Mr. Kai(smiling): Common let's look for him! Pai(smiling): Yakumo? Want some sandwich? Kaiyanwang(kneel in fron of Pai and is drooling like a dog): Haaah haaaah haaaaah haaaah Pai(smiling): You wan't some? [ Pai give 1/3 of her sandwich to Kaiyanwang ] Kaiyanwang(laughing): Hahaha! At last my stomach is full! DGreater1/Mr. Kai(annoyed): Laugh later! Yakumo(annoyed): Why is there two of you!? DGreater1(annoyed): Hehehe! That's Rizaldo! He's crazy about 3x3 Eyes! and me? I'm crazy about games, and mirc chat! DGreater1(annoyed): He want's me to make him a webpage about 3x3 Eyes, but I refused! I don't want to waste my time for his own! Mr. Kai(annoyed): You! Don't you know that 3x3 Eyes is great! Yohko(annoyed): Yeah, it has all! Gore, Comedy, Romance, Great story, great action, spoilers too! DGreater1(annoyed): So what? He also know how to make webpage and knows the Internet! I just want to play games! [ They didn't recognize that Rizaldo was following them! ] Rizaldo(grins): Hehehe! They won't find me if I hide to where they came from! [ Actually, nature calls DGreater1! ] DGreater1(sweating): Help! Everyone(shocked): Rizaldo's here!? DGreater1(sweating): Can someone tell me where's the Real World Mansion!? Benares(sweatdrops): It doesn't exist here. Mr. Kai(sweatdrops too): Jump to the other Fan-fic. Haan(sweatdrops): Why? DGreater1(head turning red): I have to ....... use the comfort room. Yohko(sweatdrops): You're embarassing yourself? Pai(confused): Why does DGreater1 want's to go to the comfort room? Yakumo(shocked): Don't you do it in front of us! DGreater1(turning redder and redder): But you got to help me! Mr. Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): Well, Benares summon some comfort room! Benares(annoyed): Who gave you the right to command me! Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Just do that Benares! Benares(scared): Yes Master! Benares(extends arm): I command you by name of Benares! Come-forth, CR! [ I rather big CR appears in front of them, and the only one shocked to see it is Yakumo ] Benares(annoyed): There! do it there! Yakumo(very amazed): How can you summon things like that? Will you teach me? Benares(annoyed): Shut up! I'm have no intentions of teaching my secret techniques to someone! [ Rizaldo saw the CR, nature calls for Rizaldo too. So he decided to go inside the CR ] [ After both DGreater1 and Rizaldo finish they go out but Rizaldo take the wrong door and out together with DGreater1 ] Mr. Kai(pissed): Kuso! Why did you let this happen! Pai(confused): There's two DGreater1 again? Yohko(confused): Who's who? Yakumo(confused): Well let's catch both of them! [ Everyone run after the two, but the two didn't run ] Haan(pissed): I thought that's going to work? Yakumo(pissed): Rizaldo didn't run? Now what are we going to do? Kaiyanwang(annoyed): Just beat both of them! [ Hearing this both Rizaldo and DGreater1 run to save their face ] DGreater1/Rizaldo(escaping): Aaahhhh! Help! Yakumo(pissed): They both got scared!!! Mr. Kai(annoyed): I don't care! Just beat both of them! Benares(grins): Hehehe! I'll do that for all of you! DGreater1/Rizaldo(annoyed): You think you could beat me you lowlife? DGreater1/Rizaldo(smiling): Hehehe! DGreater1/Rizaldo(grins): You leave me no choice. [ They where shock to see DGreater1 and Rizaldo fusing together ] Benares(shock): What's happening here? Yakumo(shock): They fuse!!!? Yohko(confused): What is that technique? Pai(scared): Ohh! DGreater1 became evil? Mr. Kai(shock): What's this? How did that happened? Kaiyanwang(shock): If they fused that means there will be two personality in one body! and that means he just become a Sanjiyan! DGreater1/Rizaldo(grins): Hahaha! This is the combined mind of Rizaldo and DGreater1! DGreater1/Rizaldo(grins): I'm Aldy! fear me! coz I'm wiser than DGreater1 and Rizaldo! Benares(annoyed): Hah! Then I'll test you! [ Benares charges Aldy but ] Aldy(laughing): Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Benares(stop): Why are you laughing?! [ Benares didn't realize that while Aldy was laughing he's getting a bit far away from him? ] Aldy(laughing): Hahahaha! I'm laughing coz . . . . I will escape! [ Aldy run away quick but Yakumo knows this will happen so he readied Tsoulin ] Yakumo(grins): Hehe! You think you can pull that trick on me? [ Yakumo run after Aldy and both of them are really far now. ] [ Aldy saw some rope then he throws the last sandwich towards Yakumo. ] Aldy(grins): Here, Pai will surely eat this sandwich! Yakumo(smiling): The same technique won't work to me twice! [ Actually Yakumo didn't realize that when he was looking at the sandwich Aldy was running towards him, with a rope and holding a rock, Aldy was about to knock Yakumo unconscious when he accidentally trip and accidentally headbutt Yakumo's . . . . . . . . . two balls. Being the man that he is, it will surely hurt to the max. Aldy tie him down, then Yakumo recovers ] Aldy(laughing): Hehehe! I'm wondering what will they say if they see you tied up like that? Aldy(grins): I'll take my sandwich now! Thanks for catching it! By the way It was an accident! Don't try that on me! [ Yakumo can't see Aldy and wonder if he has gone far but actually he's just sitting behind some rock and eating his sandwich] [ Then the gangs see Yakumo tied up and Sanjiyan is awake again ] Mr. Kai(confused): What happened to you? Benares(grins): You've been beaten by a person with no powers? You're weak! Yohko(sweatdrops): That means that he escaped once again? Kaiyanwang(annoyed): How strong is that Aldy anyway? Haan(confused): This is great! What happened to Rizaldo and DGreater1? Sanjiyan(confused): Hehehe! Will someone tell me what's going on? and why is Yakumo tied up like that? Yakumo(pissed): Damn that Aldy! Hey, will someone help me? [ Sanjiyan helps Yakumo ] Sanjiyan(confused): So what happened when I'm asleep? Yohko(sweatdrops): Well, DGreater1 is gone? but someone replaces him and his mean and I think strong too! Sanjiyan(grins): mean and strong? you mean, bad? you mean like stubborn? arrogant? and strong? like powerful? like me? Haan(sweatdrops): I think Sanjiyan want's to know him. Mr. Kai(annoyed): Damn! I can't believe he's powerful! Mr. Kai(thinking): Be thankful!!! This is not my Fan-Fic! Kaiyanwang(annoyed): If we find him! We torture him and let him tell us where to find the Sanjiyans! [ Aldy surface in front of them! ] Aldy(laughing): You already found them! Hahaha! Kaiyanwang(gasps): What!? What do you mean by that?! Yakumo(shock): Aldy! He's here all the time?! Yakumo(annoyed): Becareful with him! Benares(grins): Hehehe! Now it's my turn! [ Benares charges Aldy but ] Aldy(grins): You mean, It's you're turn to be beaten? [ Aldy uses a laser and slices Benares into two! ] Benares(body): This is stupid!!! Yakumo(annoyed): I told you to becareful with him! Aldy(annoyed): Hm! I know how strong you are Benares! Mr. Kai(confused): Where did he get that laser?! Hey! That's cheating!!! Sanjiyan(confused): Did DGreater1 just slice Benares? Yakumo(sweatdrops): No, His Aldy, the combined mind of DGreater1 & Rizaldo! Sanjiyan(confused): Rizaldo? who is he? Aldy(smiling): Hehehe! You don't need to know that! Aldy(thinking): Damn! My Laser is broken! How the hell did that happen? I'll be in big trouble if they found out! I must escape here! Kaiyanwang(annoyed): You! Tell us were to find the Sanjiyans or you'll regret it! Aldy(grins): Hehehe! Look below, You're stepping at them! [ The good guys look at their feet, they see bones of the Sanjiyans ] Yohko(confused): But, these are bones! Mr. Kai(confused): You mean we're looking for dead Sanjiyans all the time?! Yakumo(confused): What!? Sanjiyan(grins): Hehehe! I like his attitude! Totally awesome! [ They didn't realize that Kaiyanwang is flaming in anger ] Benares(growl): You mean! You're fooling us all the time!!! I'm gonna thrash you! Aldy(sweating): It's not me! It's Rizaldo!!! He started all of this!!! Hey Get out of me Rizaldo!!! Aldy(thinking): Damn!!! Now I will get it! [ Benares charges Aldy but Benares saw his Master and got really really scared and run away! ] Benares(running away very fast): I'm outta here! I'll thrash you later! Aldy(confused): Hey? What was that all about? Yohko(confused): I thought Benares was about to kick Aldy out of here? Haan(confused): Well, He always got scared! [ Mr. Kaiyanwang saw Kaiyanwang then quickly follows Benares ] Mr. Kaiyanwang(scared and went after Benares): Hey! Benares! Wait for meeeeee!!!!! Aldy(really confused): Hey Mr. Kaiyanwang? What happened to him? [ This time it's Sanjiyan & Haan's turn to see Kaiyanwang ] Haan(really scared): Yohko! Well, let's follow Mr. Kaiyanwang and Benares! Yohko(confused): Why? I wan't to see a great fight between Aldy and Yakumo? Haan(whisper at Yohko): A fight between Aldy and Yakumo is great but that won't happen. Yakumo(grins): Well, I think I'm the one who's going to beat Aldy! Sanjiyan(whisper at Yakumo): Well, I guess not, Let's leave him Yakumo. We'll be in danger here, [ Then Yohko and Yakumo saw the angry look on Kaiyanwang's eyes and both have a very huge sweatdrop! ] Yakumo(sweatdrop): Oh Shit! I didn't notice that one! Yohko(gasp): This isn't good! Haan(scared): Damn! You're lucky Aldy we won't trash you this time! Sanjiyan(scared): Kuso! We'll be in big trouble if we don't get out of here! Aldy(confused): What? They got scared to me? Hehehe! am I that scary? [ Then the persons you can only see is Aldy and behind, the Raging Kaiyanwang! ] Aldy(laughing): Mwahahahaha! They got scared of me! But I'm just an ordinary human! Hahahaha! Huh? [ Aldy feels hot and saw a vile green light coming from his back! ] Aldy(sweating): I feel warm! I mean HOT!!! Kaiyanwang(deep voice echoing over Holy Land): We're near the Tokyo reclaimed land! And I'll send you to that place for making fun with me!!! [ Scene changes to the scared one and they look tire, probably because they just run away ] Benares(on he's knee and gasping for air): Damn! What will happen now! Sanjiyan(sit's on the floor): His really really really mad now! Yakumo(rest on a nearby rock): I haven't seen him really angry, I wonder what will happen? Yohko(sweatdrops): I'm concerned about Aldy, we left him all alone with Kaiyanwang. Haan(sweatdrops): Him? Don't be concerned of the guy! Mr. Kai(crossarm): Well, I don't want to watch Kaiyanwang raging with anger! Everyone(big sweatdrop): That will be damn suicide! [ Scene changes back to the scary one ] Kaiyanwang(grins): Hehehe! You'll be laughing crazy under the reclaimed land! And I'll be laughing because you'll go crazy!!! Aldy(super scared and his voice echoing over Holy Land): Aaaahhhh! Shit! Help! Help me! Somebody! This deteriorating Kaiyanwang is going to rage in front of me!!! [ Kaiyanwang hears the last word Aldy say and it ignites Kaiyanwang! Kaiyanwang then realeases lots of powerful blast scaring the life that Aldy has then the scene changes to the scared ones again ] Benares(covering his eyes because dust is scattering around): What a poweful blast! So it starts now? Sanjiyan(covering her eyes too): You mean many powerful blast! [ Scene change to the scary one and super scared one ] Aldy(mega scared and screaming all over the place while evading Kaiyanwang's blast): Aaaahh! Help! Somebody stop that stupid Sanjiyan! His just a character from my Fan-Fic!!! He have no right to do this to me!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Kaiyanwang(laughing like a devil): Bwahahahaha! Bwahahahaha! Bwahahahaha! Scream!!! More! More! Bwahahahaha! Aldy(voice echoing all over Holy Land): Aahhhhhh!!! Pai! Sanjiyan! Parvati! Benares! Yakumo! Haan! Yohko! Mr. Kaiyanwang! Don-chan! Ken-ken! SAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE!!! [ Scene changes again to the scared one and ] Benares(sweatdrops): Hey, I think his calling you Parvati. Sanjiyan(sweatrops): He calls you too. Mr. Kaiyanwang: That stupid! saying my name in front of Kaiyanwang! Yohko(sweating): I think were still not safe here, we must go somewhere far. Haan(sweating): Damn that DGreater1 and Rizaldo! If they didn't fuse this would not happen! Yakumo: I have no intention of helping someone who tied me. [ Scene changes again ] Aldy(talking to himself in mind): (Hey Rizaldo, stop that idiot! You're the one who start this fanfic ) Aldy(Rizaldo): (I can't stop him if I'm here!) Aldy(DGreater1): (Aldy has a big mouth! If you didn't say that thing this wouldn't have happen!) Aldy(disturbed): (That's your fault! If you didn't call me I won't be here!) Kaiyanwang(laughing like devil): Bwahahaha! It's time to end this! ( Kaiyanwang stop and concentrate all of his energy ) Aldy(Rizaldo): (Hey, Kaiyanwang stop?) Aldy(DGreater1): (What do you think has happened?) Aldy(scared): (Damn! I think his mustering all of it's energy and ready to blow me to the Dumpsite!!! Aaaah!) Aldy(screaming): Ahhhhhhhh! Must run far while his busy!!! [ Aldy run as fast as he can and I think he's going to the place were the 3x3 Eyes gang are. And he's going closer and closer by second to the 3x3 Eyes gang. ] Mr. Kai(seing something): Hey, who do you think . . . . . Kuso! Benares(scared): Damn! It's Aldy! and he's coming closer!!! Sanjiyan(gasp): Quick! Do something! Don't let him get near us! Yohko(gasp): I told all of you! It's still not safe here! Haan(gasp): Quick! Benares stop him! Yakumo(annoyed): I'll blow that garbage! [ Yakumo summon all the beastmagic he can use to stop Aldy, but all missed him, damn he need more training in aiming. ] Yakumo(tired): Damn! I ... can't ... believe that ... I missed ... Benares(annoyed at Yakumo): How pathetic! You missed that easy target!? This is how you do it! [ Benares summons his powerful beast magic but Aldy manage to evade it all, and he's really really close now. ] Mr. Kai(gasp): Damn! We won't be able to stop him anyway . . . . . so I'm outta here!!! Sayonara! Sanjiyan(grins): Let's see if he can evade this! [ Sanjiyan use her powerful blast to stop Aldy, but It did'nt affect him, I wonder why? ] Sanjiyan(gasp): What! I missed!? or It didn't work on him? Mr. Kai(scared now): Sanjiyan! Your Fei-oh! Quick, let's get out of here Sanjiyan(gasp): Fei-oh! Quick hopped in everybody! [ Everybody hops in and when Fei-oh was about to fly away they didn't realize that Aldy was aboard ] Aldy(very big sweatdrop): Mind if .... I .... um ... tag along? Everybody(shocked to their wits): Aldy!!! Aldy(offended): Why are you shocked to see me? Mr. Kai(sweating): Don't involve us to your problem man! Sanjiyan(annoyed): Who gave you permission to step on my Fei-oh!? Benares(grins and cracks his knuckels): If you don't get out of here, we'll force you! Yakumo(grins and adjust his gloves or something): Hehehe, You'll be in much much trouble here. Yohko(sweatdrops): Both of you look scary. Aldy(shrugs): What? All of you are so cold hearted! Why would you leave me alone with that Sanjiyan? Haan(irritated): Who's cold hearted!? [ While their were busy, what they don't know is Kaiyanwang is on it's way looking for Aldy, his holding a vile green ball of pure energy similar to Broli's, and he's looking around, maybe he's lost again ] Kaiyanwang(frowns): Man! There's noone here to ask directions! I hate this! Why did I exterminate those Sanjiyans anyway? [ Then Kaiyanwang saw the good guys with Aldy and quite confused coz their yelling at his prey, he comes closer to see what's going on ] Kaiyanwang(confused): I wonder why they yelling at him? [ Aldy notice Kaiyanwang and scream in shocked coz he know he's done for ] Aldy(screams): Aiiiiiii! He's here! Benares(shocked to see his master): Kaiyanwang-sama! Sanjiyan(shocked too): Damn! We're finished! Yakumo(shocked): Kaiyanwang! Haan(shocked): We're doomed! Mr. Kai(shocked): Shit! Yohko(shocked): We're history! Kaiyanwang(shocked because of their reaction): What!? We're done for!? Why? [ Everyone was shocked when they saw Kaiyanwang's Vile green ball of pure energy ] Benares(shocked): Damn! It will take me a month to regenerate if that hits me! Sanjiyan(shocked also): What is that thing!? Haan(shocked): I can feel it's intense energy! Yohko(shocked): If it hits, it will surely destroy anything on it's path! Yakumo(shocked too): It's getting stronger second by second. Mr. Kai(shocked also): Shit! We won't be able to escape that one! Aldy(shocked): No way! That's Broli's powerful technique! Aldy(scared): Don't you throw that stupid ball to me, If you release that you'll destroy everything in this place! Mr. Kai(scared): Why is this happening to me!? Kaiyanwang(confused): Why are you so afraid of this ball? [ Everyone was really shocked when Kaiyanwang begins playing with his energy ball, he spins it to his finger, plays voleyball, plays soccer, dribbles it, throws it like a basket ball and catch it, then he saw the scared look at the 3x3 Eyes gang and wonder why? ] Kaiyanwang(more confused): You're really afraid of this ball? [ Kaiyanwang put that energy ball on the ground and is ready to . . . . . . . . . play football on it! ] Everyone(Shocked): Shit!! Aldy(shocked): What the hell is he doing!? Hey! Don't do that! [ All of them hide for cover, Aldy tried to stop Kaiyanwang but It was too late . . . . . . . . Kaiyanwang manage to kick the ball out of sight and it's going straight up in the sky. Then a look of confusion formed on everybody's face except Kaiyanwang ] Aldy(confused): Huh? It didn't explode? Mr. Kai(confused): I wonder why? Sanjiyan(confused): But the power it radiate is so strong! Haan(confused): I think it's really harmless. Yohko(confused): I thought were goners. Benares(confused): That thing is harmless? Yakumo(confused): What's going on here? Kaiyanwang(looking up up up and formed a very big sweatdrop): Whoops! Wrong direction, Now we're doomed! [ All of them were shocked to hear what Kaiyanwang said, then they see the ball of pure energy is on it's way back to them. You'll see the really really scared look on their faces now ] Aldy(super shocked): Waaaaah! Why!? Mr. Kai(super shocked also): NO WAY! Sanjiyan(sweating): I wan't you to be near me when we die Yakumo. Yakumo(sweating): This is the real end. Benares(sweating): Damn! 1 month of painful regeneration! or Maybe I won't be able to regenarate anymore. Haan(sweating): I'm sorry Yohko, we should have watch the movie first. Yohko(sweating): Haan, I wish we could live together. Kaiyanwang(sweating): I should have stayed inside my can! [ A few seconds later . . . . . . . . the ball hits the ground and explode, there's a flash of vile green light then the sound of large boom. The light surround the Holy Land and everything begins to crumble, a few second later, we can see a hand holding a cola can, some phone is ringing but nobody answer then we see everyone in someone's home . . . . . . . . . . . not really everyone but 3 is missing (maybe only 2) ] Yakumo(confused): What's this? Yohko(confused also): Is this heaven? Sanjiyan(confused): Is this what heaven looks like? Benares(shrug): We're in my apartment. If this is heaven I won't be here. Haan notice that Mr. Kaiyanwang and Aldy were missing and wonder where they are Haan(confused): Where did Aldy and Mr. Kaiyanwang go? Then the can on Benares hand speak! All of them were shocked to hear it speak . . . . . . . . cola can(sweatdrops): What's this? Why the hell am I inside this stupid can again! Yakumo(sweatdrops): What the hell happened to Kaiyanwang? Yohko(sweatdrops): Why is he inside that can again? Sanjiyan(confused): What happened to the ball of light? Benares(confused also): Kaiyanwang-sama? Can you tell us what exactly happened? Cola can(huge sweatdrops): Well, to tell the truth . . . . . . . . . . I have no idea! All I remembered is that we're blown to pieces. Haan(annoyed): I said where did Aldy and Mr. Kaiyanwang went to?! Yakumo(shrugs): Yeah, you're right, They're both missing. Yohko(sweatdrops): They must be blown to pieces. Haan(sigh): Maybe their back to their own worlds. Then the surrounding became dark, the sky was covered with thunder clouds and then all of a sudden someone appear in front of the gangs and shocked them coz he looks familiar again. Unknown: Uhh? Where am I? Sanjiyan(shocked): He's here again!? Yakumo(shocked also): This will be another big trouble! Benares(shocked): Why is he in my apartment! Haan(shocked): Why did he came back!? Yohko(shocked): Let's get out of here while we have the chance. Kaiyanwang(sweatdrops): Damn! If only I'm not inside this can! [ All of them were sooooo happy to hear that. ] Sanjiyan(sweatdrops): Wow! What a miracle! Unknown: So? If I'm here then they're not here! and this is the real end! Yakumo(grins): Hehe, you look like him! You'll be in big trouble now. Benares(pounds his fist): Hehehe, this time there's no escape. Shiva's can(laugh evily): Bwahahaha! Yakumo, Benares, beat that annoying pest! Unknown(Laugh nervously): Hehehe, Damn you three! How could you do this to me! Unknown was thinking of escaping but, all the exits in Benares apartment were being block by the others, standing in the left window is Sanjiyan, at the other window is Yohko, and at the door is Haan. You'll probably know that this is not a good day for Unknown. Sanjiyan(grins): Going somewhere? Yohko(smiles): Sorry, but this is not the exit. Haan(grins): This door leads you to the thrash can. Without warning all of them Gang up on Unknown, they beat, kick , smack, blast, blow, throw Unknown out of the window and he lands on a pile of garbage below face first. Unknown(fading): Damn ..... you three! How .... could .... you do ..... this to me. Yohko(looks at her wristwatch): Oh, It's getting late! I have to go home now! My grandparents would be worried. Haan(smiles): Let's go together Yohko. Benares(glare at Yakumo): Hey! You can go now too! Yakumo(annoyed): Sure, Sure! My apartment is much better than yours! Cola can: Well, I'll rest in this can for a while, and wait for that Sanjiyan another time. Sanjiyan(sleepy): I'll rest for a while too. Pai(happy): What happened and were are we Yakumo? Yakumo(sigh): I'm tired, let's talk about this another time ok? Pai(smiles): Then, let's go home! Everyone can be seen going outside the door, they're probably going home. Yohko(waves goodbye): Good bye, see you again. Haan(waves): Hope you have fun. Yakumo(shrugs): The only fun I have is having to beat Benares by my own. Benares(glares at Yakumo for the last time): Let's see if you beat me AGAIN! Yakumo(visible scared): (Gulp) Maybe another time! Cola can(deep echoing voice): When will I get that 3rd Sanjiyan! Pai(confused): What's going on here? Please tell Pai. Then Sanjiyan awakes again and talk to Pai. Sanjiyan: I'll tell you mine if you tell me your's, Ok? Pai(happy): Ok! F I N I S H E D . . . . . おわり Hehehe! No need for . . . . . . good ending.