MOTIVE:  Ya know you said earlier that this interview will be on the web, right?  man, I hope this really shines
INTERVIEWER:  Yes, that would be correct.
MOTIVE:  Are you going to edit it before you do that?  you’d better for my sake
INTERVIEWER:  I don’t think so.
MOTIVE:(Clearing throat)  O…ok.  So what do you wanna ask me?  be concise.  I want to go focus on other things...like my game.
INTERVIEWER:  Just a few things.  Are you sure you’re ok doing this interview?
MOTIVE:  Yea, yea sure.  No problem.  as long as you make me look good
INTERVIEWER:  Ok, then.  Firstly…I wanted to ask you what is the main thing that drives you?
MOTIVE:(puzzled expression)  Drives?  Well, a lot of things drive me.  I really have not the slightest clue…what should I say that will make me respectable sounding?
INTERVIEWER:  Well, just one would be fine.
MOTIVE:  Ummm…I think that what drives me is doing my best for the glory of God.  that sounded good…I’ll just leave the undividedness part out- that should be ambiguous enough
INTERVIEWER:  I’ve observed that you don’t do your best in some areas.  Even school…or small group.  You can be very selfish.  How do you explain that?
MOTIVE:(face getting redder)  Well…that’s how you see things.  God knows my heart.  you and your stupid interview!  You’re supposed to make me look good!  But…he’s right…and if God could see my heart for what it is…I think I’m in trouble
INTERVIEWER:  Ok…I’m sorry if I was being a bit judgmental.  I just have one more question then.
MOTIVE:  Go ahead.  please don’t try to exploit me again
INTERVIEWER:  Why did you decide to go on with this interview with me?
MOTIVE:  I guess it was because you asked me to and I felt that there was no harm in it.  yea…all it harmed was my pride
INTERVIEWER:  Well thank you for being honest.  Thanks for your time.
MOTIVE:  Yea…sure, any time.  man, do I feel really horrible.  God forgive this wretched sinner…please